Funniest song titles

_slavo_ · 03.27.2008, 08:15 AM

I came across this and I laughed a lot:

Half Man Half Biscuit - All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit

any other funny song titles you know?

atsonicpark · 03.27.2008, 08:27 AM

Anal Cunt - I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos
and there's some tuff guy hardcore band I don't recall the name of with the title "The Only Red, White, and Blue I Salute is Pabst Blue Ribbon".
I generally think funny song titles suck.
Lots of good grindcore/goregrind/porn gore/etc song titles though.. look up Gore Beyond Necropsy titles.. Gut titles.. Vaginal Jesus titles.. stuff like that. The more 'shocking' and ridiculous, the better.

batreleaser · 03.27.2008, 09:56 AM

i was gonna name a buncha anal cunt songs but you beat me to it.

i like lightsabre cocksucking blues.

suck it or not by cam'ron cracks me up, not the title but the actually song,
"you gonna need a tissue for the cum in your nose", he is one misogynistic dude.

fugazifan · 03.27.2008, 11:20 AM

all of mclusky's song titles
but especially
the difference between me an you is im not on fire

SYRFox · 03.27.2008, 11:41 AM

Santa Doesn't Cop Out On Dope

jimbrim · 03.27.2008, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _slavo_

Half Man Half Biscuit - All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit

'joy divison oven gloves' is another good one by HMHB

HaydenAsche · 03.27.2008, 01:09 PM

No, Donnie, These Men Are Nihilists

I think Adam gives his songs great titles. For example:
Assisted Living Dracula

LittlePuppetBoy · 03.27.2008, 01:10 PM

Both Anal Cunt:

I sent Nambla pictures of your kid

Connor Clapton killed himself because his father is gay (I burst out laughing when I read this one,.......I don't know why)

Living Colour are my favourite Black Metal band

HECKLER SPRAY · 03.27.2008, 01:11 PM

Frank Zappa : Don't eat the yellow snow, Why does it hurt when I pee ?, Go cry on somebody else's shoulder,... This guy was a fucking genius.

Inhuman · 03.27.2008, 02:59 PM

1-Speed Bike: If you were a McDonalds, your lips would be an orange soda, but your dick would be a shrivelled up fry

avantgarde1 · 03.27.2008, 05:09 PM

entrails ripped from a virgins cunt - cannibal corpse. the band is horrible, but their song titles crack me up.

Pax Americana · 03.27.2008, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fugazifan

all of mclusky's song titles
but especially
the difference between me an you is im not on fire

Yeah! Good call.

EyeballGrowth · 03.27.2008, 06:48 PM

The Frogs

I had a second change done at the shop ( now I've added animal cocks )
I'm sad the goat just died today
Nipple Clamps
Put your finger in the dyke, stop the leak
Who's sucking on grandpa's balls since grandma ain't home tonight slut?
Baby Greaser George
Someone's pinning me to the ground
La da da da, la da da dee, la da da dum dum

Sonic Youth 37 · 03.27.2008, 06:49 PM

Downloading Porn With Dave-Moldy Peaches
Come and Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis-SY
Let's Save Tony Orlando's House (stolen from Simpsons) - Yo La Tengo
(I Am Taking Out My Eurotrash) I Still Get Rocks Off (l laugh at it) - Blonde Redhead

EyeballGrowth · 03.27.2008, 06:55 PM

Zappa

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Be in my Video
Don't eat the Yellow Snow
I promise not to come in your mouth
Keep it Greasy
Stick it out
What's the ugliest part of your body?
Take your clothes off when you dance

EyeballGrowth · 03.27.2008, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by batreleaser

i was gonna name a buncha anal cunt songs but you beat me to it.

-.- well......... seems like anyone I talk to somehow mentions the locust or anal CUNT. And I always have to explain to them that it is not music, and that they are fools for listening to it. There I said it. Don't mean to be mean, just the way I feel

HECKLER SPRAY · 03.27.2008, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EyeballGrowth

Zappa

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Be in my Video
Don't eat the Yellow Snow
I promise not to come in your mouth
Keep it Greasy
Stick it out
What's the ugliest part of your body?
Take your clothes off when you dance

You 've copied from me, cheat !!!!

EyeballGrowth · 03.27.2008, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

You 've copied from me, cheat !!!!

I did? I didn't even read this thread. Just started posting some from the top of my head lol

EyeballGrowth · 03.27.2008, 07:39 PM

Gore grind, Porn gore? That's a genre eh? I'm done with this thread, goodbye. I'm gonna go listen to some Big Brother and the holding company goodbye

Everyneurotic · 03.27.2008, 07:48 PM

anal cunt rules!

03.27.2008, 08:15 AM	#1
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,886	I came across this and I laughed a lot: Half Man Half Biscuit - All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit any other funny song titles you know? __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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03.27.2008, 08:27 AM	#2
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Anal Cunt - I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos and there's some tuff guy hardcore band I don't recall the name of with the title "The Only Red, White, and Blue I Salute is Pabst Blue Ribbon". I generally think funny song titles suck. Lots of good grindcore/goregrind/porn gore/etc song titles though.. look up Gore Beyond Necropsy titles.. Gut titles.. Vaginal Jesus titles.. stuff like that. The more 'shocking' and ridiculous, the better. __________________
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03.27.2008, 09:56 AM	#3
batreleaser invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York, NY Posts: 5,155	i was gonna name a buncha anal cunt songs but you beat me to it. i like lightsabre cocksucking blues. suck it or not by cam'ron cracks me up, not the title but the actually song, "you gonna need a tissue for the cum in your nose", he is one misogynistic dude. __________________ listen to pink reason
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03.27.2008, 11:20 AM	#4
fugazifan invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,816	all of mclusky's song titles but especially the difference between me an you is im not on fire __________________ If there's been a way to build it, There'll be a way to destroy it, Things are not that out of control www.myspace.com/dellilahtheband www.myspace.com/lecirquedesvampiresmusic
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SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	Santa Doesn't Cop Out On Dope
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03.27.2008, 01:09 PM	#7
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	No, Donnie, These Men Are Nihilists I think Adam gives his songs great titles. For example: Assisted Living Dracula __________________ rip
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03.27.2008, 01:10 PM	#8
LittlePuppetBoy expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Aylmer(now Gatineau), Quebec Posts: 1,756	Both Anal Cunt: I sent Nambla pictures of your kid Connor Clapton killed himself because his father is gay (I burst out laughing when I read this one,.......I don't know why) Living Colour are my favourite Black Metal band __________________
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03.27.2008, 01:11 PM	#9
HECKLER SPRAY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Near Paris, France Posts: 3,762	Frank Zappa : Don't eat the yellow snow, Why does it hurt when I pee ?, Go cry on somebody else's shoulder,... This guy was a fucking genius. __________________
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03.27.2008, 02:59 PM	#10
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	1-Speed Bike: If you were a McDonalds, your lips would be an orange soda, but your dick would be a shrivelled up fry __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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03.27.2008, 05:09 PM	#11
avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	entrails ripped from a virgins cunt - cannibal corpse. the band is horrible, but their song titles crack me up. __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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03.27.2008, 06:48 PM	#13
EyeballGrowth the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 992	The Frogs I had a second change done at the shop ( now I've added animal cocks ) I'm sad the goat just died today Nipple Clamps Put your finger in the dyke, stop the leak Who's sucking on grandpa's balls since grandma ain't home tonight slut? Baby Greaser George Someone's pinning me to the ground La da da da, la da da dee, la da da dum dum
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03.27.2008, 06:49 PM	#14
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Downloading Porn With Dave-Moldy Peaches Come and Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis-SY Let's Save Tony Orlando's House (stolen from Simpsons) - Yo La Tengo (I Am Taking Out My Eurotrash) I Still Get Rocks Off (l laugh at it) - Blonde Redhead __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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03.27.2008, 06:55 PM	#15
EyeballGrowth the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 992	Zappa Why does it hurt when I pee? Be in my Video Don't eat the Yellow Snow I promise not to come in your mouth Keep it Greasy Stick it out What's the ugliest part of your body? Take your clothes off when you dance
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03.27.2008, 07:39 PM	#19
EyeballGrowth the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 992	Gore grind, Porn gore? That's a genre eh? I'm done with this thread, goodbye. I'm gonna go listen to some Big Brother and the holding company goodbye
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