What would advertising have you believe?

gmku · 08.19.2009, 07:47 AM

This is different from the "Are you influenced by..." thread.

Of course we're influenced. That's the world we live in. But what I'm more interested in talking about is what advertising would have you believe, regardless of whether or not you think it's an influence.

For example, according to TV commercials, the average American male is overweight, dumb, and lazy. Also, most young kids 17-24 are out all the time doing really edgy things like filling empty pools with couch cushions and diving into them while drunk on vodka. There are still stay-at-home moms who do all the cleaning, cooking, and grocery shopping; men never grocery shop unless they're forced to or are buying beer, and if they're buying beer they're likely picking it up at the convenience store and not a grocery store or beer/wine specialty shop.

Talk about the dumb things advertisers want you to believe.

gmku · 08.19.2009, 08:16 AM

Nobody likes my thread.

Sonic Youth 37 · 08.19.2009, 08:18 AM

That Axe products actually smell like something other than piss and fried food.

gmku · 08.19.2009, 08:28 AM

Ha ha. Those womens must love the bad smell.

gmku · 08.19.2009, 08:29 AM

Something else: According to TV advertisers, we Americans all live in huge-ass houses. Even the apartments on TV are huge.

artsygrrl · 08.19.2009, 08:43 AM

We are indeed a culture of excess. We are also a fast-paced, "want-it-NOW" society.
Since we are also into thin and outwardly beautiful, I would say:
All advertisements that promote instant weight loss: Take just 2 pills a day and drop 20 pounds within 2 weeks. FUCK OFF! I really hate those most of all.

gmku · 08.19.2009, 08:46 AM

What I'm interested in is not so much emotional reactions (I'm disgusted by advertising too!) but rather kind of a "looking through" them to see what they're assumptions are about us, the stereotypes they try to sell, etc.

gmku · 08.19.2009, 08:51 AM

In every restaurant commerical, everybody is always laughing and smiling hugely. How can they laugh so hard all the time and not choke on their food? This doesn't fit my reality. Whenever I eat out, I see mostly people who look very deadpan and even almost joyless. According to these commercials, if we're not having an over the top hilarious time while we eat, we can't be enjoying our meals.

artsygrrl · 08.19.2009, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by artsygrrl

We are indeed a culture of excess. We are also a fast-paced, "want-it-NOW" society.
Since we are also into thin and outwardly beautiful, I would say:
All advertisements that promote instant weight loss: Take just 2 pills a day and drop 20 pounds within 2 weeks. FUCK OFF! I really hate those most of all.

...see above response. Disregard everything after "FUCK OFF"...
So...thin and beautiful. I consider this a stereotype because if you're thin and beautiful then you of course must be happpppy.

gmku · 08.19.2009, 08:57 AM

This is true. Other observations: It's obviously OK for men to be slightly chubby but not their women. Notice how even grossly overweight men in commercials have very thin wives or girlfriends.

Also, men don't have to dress well. They can be slobs in ratty jeans and football jerseys, but women dress to the 9s all the time.

And according to TV commercials, most young men have at least some facial hair. However, middle-aged men are clean-shaven.

!@#$%! · 08.19.2009, 09:05 AM

99% of the population is white, well-off, and has perfectly shiny huge teeth

there are no gay people in this planet-- except on tv comedies

nobody reads books

shitty cereal is great for you

more is always better

if your house is not absolutely spotless you will become a social outcast

calling 1-1800-praise-god and giving money will get you into "heaven"

everybody can be a millionaire if they just want to be, even if there's nobody left to do the cleaning, cooking and maintenance after everyone becomes a millionaire.

nobody smokes

the army is really great! be all you can be!

soda, in spite of all the corn syrup in it, can actually (how?) quench your thirst

it's ok if you can't afford it, you can buy it now and pay later!

approved, approved, approved, approved!

most people are deaf, which is why commercials need to be so loud

the new palm pre allows white people to control their private armies of chinese slaves

etc, etc

gmku · 08.19.2009, 09:16 AM

Yeah, spotless houses. Never a spill.

Technology is everything, and if you don't have the latest, you're a loser. This makes up a huge part of TV commercial advertising.

Husbands are befuddled, clumsy, and dimwitted; wives are sharp as tacks. (Though sometimes I'm prone to think this is pretty realistic.)

I noticed on one of those insurance commercials where they do testimonials from agents about all the work they do for their clients, this one "agent" says, "We try to save you money, we really do," and shakes her head no while she says it. Oops, Freudian slip?

Everybody's a couple, too. No single people exist, or when they do, they're always in the process of meeting up with the opposite sex.

!@#$%! · 08.19.2009, 09:39 AM

one thing they don't tell you is that some day, very soon, the masses will rise and WHITIE WILL PAY FOR THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NypVD24_Qdg

oh yeah blondie. the Red Army is coming for you!

SONIC GAIL · 08.19.2009, 09:46 AM

I must get skinnier even though I am a size 2...I need bigger boobs....I'm 30 so it's time for botox or some kind of wrinkle creams...everyone who trys pot turns into a deadbeat looser....my kids need antibacterial ointments for the smallest of scratches or they will get deathly ill....I need a new house with a picket fence and lots of weekend home improvement projects...Walmart will solve all of my problems if I shop there and buy thier shit

!@#$%! · 08.19.2009, 09:47 AM

oh yeah! the fucking antibacterials! we must disinfect EVERYTHING!!!

Shifty Prophet · 08.19.2009, 09:52 AM

I hate advertisements that promote medicine. They have you believe you need the drug, you have to have it and the symptoms are really just shit that everyone goes through during life. I stand firm by the fact that probable 75% of the money Americans spend on health care, doctors,hospital visits and medicine could be replaced by changes to your diet and more excercise.

gmku · 08.19.2009, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

I must get skinnier even though I am a size 2...I need bigger boobs....I'm 30 so it's time for botox or some kind of wrinkle creams...everyone who trys pot turns into a deadbeat looser....my kids need antibacterial ointments for the smallest of scratches or they will get deathly ill....I need a new house with a picket fence and lots of weekend home improvement projects...Walmart will solve all of my problems if I shop there and buy thier shit

You're a size 2. Jesus. We gotta get some food in you, girl!

Yeah, the home improvement advertising is HUGE! It's on all the time. It's not so much about "fixing" anymore, it's all about "renovating," "making over," making prettier, bigger, fancier.

Yard work--another big one. Everyone needs a huge ass riding lawnmower even if your yard is the size of a postage stamp. And don't forget the fertilizer!

gmku · 08.19.2009, 09:56 AM

Ever notice how restaurant food portions in commercials look so much bigger and better than in real life? Those Red Lobster shrimp are huge on TV, for example.

gmku · 08.19.2009, 09:59 AM

It's interesting how every company has jumped on the "green" bandwagon.

Shifty Prophet · 08.19.2009, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku

Yard work--another big one. Everyone needs a huge ass riding lawnmower even if your yard is the size of a postage stamp. And don't forget the fertilizer!

YES!
I can't stand lawn mower ads. When I was a kid my mom and step-dad made me mow the lawn with a fucking blade mower, no motor just a blade that rotated and cut the grass. I'd have to sweep up all the clippings and make a compost pile, then I"D HAVE TO WALK UPHILL BOTH WAYS TO SCHOOL IN SIX INCHES OF SNOW WITH NOTHING BUT JEANS AND A PAIR OF CONVERSE ON!

No, but seriously, shit is silly, don't buy some big ass mower that costs more than some peoples cars, save your money and splurge on cologne or a fashionable monocle.

08.19.2009, 07:47 AM	#1
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	This is different from the "Are you influenced by..." thread. Of course we're influenced. That's the world we live in. But what I'm more interested in talking about is what advertising would have you believe, regardless of whether or not you think it's an influence. For example, according to TV commercials, the average American male is overweight, dumb, and lazy. Also, most young kids 17-24 are out all the time doing really edgy things like filling empty pools with couch cushions and diving into them while drunk on vodka. There are still stay-at-home moms who do all the cleaning, cooking, and grocery shopping; men never grocery shop unless they're forced to or are buying beer, and if they're buying beer they're likely picking it up at the convenience store and not a grocery store or beer/wine specialty shop. Talk about the dumb things advertisers want you to believe. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.19.2009, 08:16 AM	#2
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Nobody likes my thread. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.19.2009, 08:18 AM	#3
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	That Axe products actually smell like something other than piss and fried food. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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08.19.2009, 08:28 AM	#4
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Ha ha. Those womens must love the bad smell. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.19.2009, 08:29 AM	#5
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Something else: According to TV advertisers, we Americans all live in huge-ass houses. Even the apartments on TV are huge. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.19.2009, 08:43 AM	#6
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	We are indeed a culture of excess. We are also a fast-paced, "want-it-NOW" society. Since we are also into thin and outwardly beautiful, I would say: All advertisements that promote instant weight loss: Take just 2 pills a day and drop 20 pounds within 2 weeks. FUCK OFF! I really hate those most of all.
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08.19.2009, 08:46 AM	#7
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	What I'm interested in is not so much emotional reactions (I'm disgusted by advertising too!) but rather kind of a "looking through" them to see what they're assumptions are about us, the stereotypes they try to sell, etc. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.19.2009, 08:51 AM	#8
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	In every restaurant commerical, everybody is always laughing and smiling hugely. How can they laugh so hard all the time and not choke on their food? This doesn't fit my reality. Whenever I eat out, I see mostly people who look very deadpan and even almost joyless. According to these commercials, if we're not having an over the top hilarious time while we eat, we can't be enjoying our meals. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.19.2009, 08:57 AM	#10
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	This is true. Other observations: It's obviously OK for men to be slightly chubby but not their women. Notice how even grossly overweight men in commercials have very thin wives or girlfriends. Also, men don't have to dress well. They can be slobs in ratty jeans and football jerseys, but women dress to the 9s all the time. And according to TV commercials, most young men have at least some facial hair. However, middle-aged men are clean-shaven. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.19.2009, 09:05 AM	#11
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,468	99% of the population is white, well-off, and has perfectly shiny huge teeth there are no gay people in this planet-- except on tv comedies nobody reads books shitty cereal is great for you more is always better if your house is not absolutely spotless you will become a social outcast calling 1-1800-praise-god and giving money will get you into "heaven" everybody can be a millionaire if they just want to be, even if there's nobody left to do the cleaning, cooking and maintenance after everyone becomes a millionaire. nobody smokes the army is really great! be all you can be! soda, in spite of all the corn syrup in it, can actually (how?) quench your thirst it's ok if you can't afford it, you can buy it now and pay later! approved, approved, approved, approved! most people are deaf, which is why commercials need to be so loud the new palm pre allows white people to control their private armies of chinese slaves etc, etc
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08.19.2009, 09:16 AM	#12
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Yeah, spotless houses. Never a spill. Technology is everything, and if you don't have the latest, you're a loser. This makes up a huge part of TV commercial advertising. Husbands are befuddled, clumsy, and dimwitted; wives are sharp as tacks. (Though sometimes I'm prone to think this is pretty realistic.) I noticed on one of those insurance commercials where they do testimonials from agents about all the work they do for their clients, this one "agent" says, "We try to save you money, we really do," and shakes her head no while she says it. Oops, Freudian slip? Everybody's a couple, too. No single people exist, or when they do, they're always in the process of meeting up with the opposite sex. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.19.2009, 09:39 AM	#13
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,468	one thing they don't tell you is that some day, very soon, the masses will rise and WHITIE WILL PAY FOR THIS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NypVD24_Qdg oh yeah blondie. the Red Army is coming for you!
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08.19.2009, 09:46 AM	#14
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	I must get skinnier even though I am a size 2...I need bigger boobs....I'm 30 so it's time for botox or some kind of wrinkle creams...everyone who trys pot turns into a deadbeat looser....my kids need antibacterial ointments for the smallest of scratches or they will get deathly ill....I need a new house with a picket fence and lots of weekend home improvement projects...Walmart will solve all of my problems if I shop there and buy thier shit __________________
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08.19.2009, 09:47 AM	#15
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,468	oh yeah! the fucking antibacterials! we must disinfect EVERYTHING!!!
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08.19.2009, 09:52 AM	#16
Shifty Prophet 100% Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Posts: 725	I hate advertisements that promote medicine. They have you believe you need the drug, you have to have it and the symptoms are really just shit that everyone goes through during life. I stand firm by the fact that probable 75% of the money Americans spend on health care, doctors,hospital visits and medicine could be replaced by changes to your diet and more excercise.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.19.2009, 09:56 AM	#18
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Ever notice how restaurant food portions in commercials look so much bigger and better than in real life? Those Red Lobster shrimp are huge on TV, for example. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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08.19.2009, 09:59 AM	#19
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	It's interesting how every company has jumped on the "green" bandwagon. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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