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Old 06.18.2006, 08:33 AM   #1
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Old 06.18.2006, 08:42 AM   #2
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Old 06.18.2006, 08:42 AM   #3
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Old 06.18.2006, 09:01 AM   #4
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Old 06.18.2006, 09:20 AM   #5
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That's not true. People without fingers/hands/arms just need to get a bit more flexible.

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Old 06.18.2006, 09:25 AM   #6
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See, it's funny..

I've been lead to believe girls don't masturbate, and girls I've dated have said things like it's "disgusting" or "doesn't feel good".

Then, after a while, they all admit to masturbating. This one chick I dated masturbated 3-4 times a day, while driving, etc. The chick I'm with now-- even as her best friend for years -- said she doesn't do it. Then, every time I ask her if she's done it recently she's like "Yeah a few weeks ago." Jesus.
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Old 06.18.2006, 11:27 AM   #7
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I'm sure there are people who don't, but it's probably close to 99.99% for males and 99% for females. Probably some people who are married/active, also, but they cheat.
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Old 06.18.2006, 11:30 AM   #8
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See, it's funny..

I've been lead to believe girls don't masturbate, and girls I've dated have said things like it's "disgusting" or "doesn't feel good".

Then, after a while, they all admit to masturbating. This one chick I dated masturbated 3-4 times a day, while driving, etc. The chick I'm with now-- even as her best friend for years -- said she doesn't do it. Then, every time I ask her if she's done it recently she's like "Yeah a few weeks ago." Jesus.

Yeah exactly, they all say that and you have to dig it out of them. But really, it's just natural. Pretty much everybody needs to. One of my friends said her record was 13 times in 1 day, and my ex says she's done it since she was 6 years old.
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Old 06.18.2006, 11:30 AM   #9
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Old 06.18.2006, 11:37 AM   #10
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and my ex says she's done it since she was 6 years old.

wow. I've only been doing it for......uh....I can't recall (yeah it's been that long)

I used to do it once a day....probably 4 times a week now (and only at night.....or the morning depending on horniness). God I need a girlfriend.
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Old 06.18.2006, 11:39 AM   #11
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I started masturbating when I was 4 years old...
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Old 06.18.2006, 11:40 AM   #12
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One of my friends said her record was 13 times in 1 day.

holy shit. Theres no way a guy could do that, atleast not me.
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Old 06.18.2006, 11:42 AM   #13
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I used to masturbate at least 8 or 9 times a day....
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Old 06.18.2006, 11:44 AM   #14
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I used to masturbate at least 8 or 9 times a day....

women....
I do it a few times and it feels like im getting kicked in the balls...
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Old 06.18.2006, 11:45 AM   #15
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I barely do, and not at all if I'm with someone. That's when one-night stands come in handy
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Old 06.18.2006, 12:09 PM   #16
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Old 06.18.2006, 12:14 PM   #17
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I choke da chicken with varying frequency.

its more of a bald eagle now, wouldn't you say?
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Old 06.18.2006, 12:17 PM   #18
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Notice how it's all guys who are writing here?

Basically proves the point how girls do it but never say.
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Old 06.18.2006, 12:18 PM   #19
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Notice how it's all guys who are writing here?

Basically proves the point how girls do it but never say.

yes.
because is so ewww, yucky, gross.
Bleeding out of you vagina into a rag is gross.
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Old 06.18.2006, 12:21 PM   #20
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