i found a neck in the woods - Page 2

floatingslowly · 06.22.2011, 03:26 PM

I'm thinking about afundso's penis right now. thinking and laughing.

knox · 06.22.2011, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

either post your fucking dix pix or stfu all of you

alright ill post mine

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.22.2011, 04:52 PM

Holy shit, just a neck? I'm trying to figure out what a neck looks like without a body and head....just a flap of skin or...I don't know...

I was trying to make a redneck joke in the woods, but that was too easy.

Ok, so.

I got a blowjob in the front seat of my van the other week after a wedding in the parking lot of the reception hall when people were still there/running around taking pictures of eachother and all that haha.

The reception hall wasn't secluded either, straight up in a shopping center/main road in a high traffic area...

two cop cars drove by

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.22.2011, 04:53 PM

I've never jerked off on a church, that is awesome.

I have had sex in one.

In the basement where the kids would have classes, this was in highschool during a youthgroup thing so there were dozens of dark rooms with noone in them.

knox · 06.22.2011, 04:57 PM

DDD

That's all very inappropriate.

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.22.2011, 05:03 PM

the church thing was on a weeknight when there were no kids there

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.22.2011, 05:04 PM

cleaner than a bathroom stall haha

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.22.2011, 05:14 PM

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.22.2011, 05:14 PM

Ok, seriously tho....really, a neck in the woods?

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.22.2011, 05:19 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5qBR_kdY3o

knox · 06.22.2011, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

the church thing was on a weeknight when there were no kids there

I meant sharing.
Some of us don't want those mental images.

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.22.2011, 05:31 PM

^^yeah hahaha, brittany murphys character in that movie was so fucked up...

"I love my daddys chicken"

my girlfriend showed me that movie a few weeks ago, it was so sad...but I really liked it.

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.22.2011, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

I meant sharing.
Some of us don't want those mental images.

Ok, well I didn't want to picture you in a toilet in some club either. Thanks for sharing.

Or artsy girl, or eugene by that logic...

nah, I don't give a fuck really. I think it's funny and actually didnt visualize any of you...

thanks for singling me out for some reason though

knox · 06.22.2011, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

Ok, well I didn't want to picture you in a toilet in some club either. Thanks for sharing.

Or artsy girl, or eugene by that logic...

nah, I don't give a fuck really. I think it's funny and actually didnt visualize any of you...

thanks for singling me out for some reason though

Yes, yes you did.

But anyway, that's what clubs and changing rooms are for.
Not the church. For Christ's sake.

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.22.2011, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

brittany was the best in that movie. it was on telly actually, yesterday i think. we had it in the backround. ryder was good. im afraid that i have only liked jolie, in gia: that movie always makes me cry!

I liked Jolie in girl interrupted tho, well, not her character but her acting...

she reminded me of a female version of a guy I knew...a friend who kinda became a sociopath...

so half the time you think they're hilarious and funny and edgey then you realize they're selfish, irrational, and evil as fuck

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.22.2011, 06:02 PM

^^Tho my favorite was the bigger girl who would laugh at everyone for being crazy...or maybe that was the blonde...I can't remember

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.22.2011, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

Yes, yes you did.

But anyway, that's what clubs and changing rooms are for.
Not the church. For Christ's sake.

Well, my parents forced me to go to church at the time...so it was my snotty, anti religious vengeful secret...haha...it was quite exhilierating

tesla69 · 06.23.2011, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights

so i found somebodys neck in the woods yesterday. it wasnt attached to a body (or a head) and it was gruesome

tell a story about something that happened to you that sounds like a well known phrase or saying

pictures or it didn't happen.

floatingslowly · 06.23.2011, 01:32 PM

hey DDD, don't let 'these people' ruin your fun *I* would very much like to 'visualize' pictures of your girlfriend naked. feel free to make that happen, my man. dig it.

EVOLghost · 06.23.2011, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I take that back. I just had an incident worth pondering.

I drink a lot of coffee. invariably, after a few hours, I have to drain. just now, while pissing, I had a lady try the knob. when that didn't work, she knocked, tried the knob again (violently) and then started banging. I'd been in there less than 30 seconds.

my question is: who the fuck does this shit? if the door is locked, chances are it's occupied and all of your frantic banging won't make me piss any fucking faster.

it's ocupado, bitch.

Did you look at her funny when you left?

You should have. At least a dirty look or something....maybe make her feel creepy? I dunno....just some ideas...though I'm sure you don't need them.

06.22.2011, 03:26 PM	#21
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'm thinking about afundso's penis right now. thinking and laughing.
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06.22.2011, 04:52 PM	#23
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Holy shit, just a neck? I'm trying to figure out what a neck looks like without a body and head....just a flap of skin or...I don't know... I was trying to make a redneck joke in the woods, but that was too easy. Ok, so. I got a blowjob in the front seat of my van the other week after a wedding in the parking lot of the reception hall when people were still there/running around taking pictures of eachother and all that haha. The reception hall wasn't secluded either, straight up in a shopping center/main road in a high traffic area... two cop cars drove by
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06.22.2011, 04:53 PM	#24
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	I've never jerked off on a church, that is awesome. I have had sex in one. In the basement where the kids would have classes, this was in highschool during a youthgroup thing so there were dozens of dark rooms with noone in them.
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06.22.2011, 04:57 PM	#25
knox invito al cielo Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,255	DDD That's all very inappropriate. __________________
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06.22.2011, 05:03 PM	#26
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	the church thing was on a weeknight when there were no kids there
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DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	cleaner than a bathroom stall haha
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06.22.2011, 05:14 PM	#28
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Haha
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DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5qBR_kdY3o
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06.22.2011, 05:31 PM	#32
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	^^yeah hahaha, brittany murphys character in that movie was so fucked up... "I love my daddys chicken" my girlfriend showed me that movie a few weeks ago, it was so sad...but I really liked it.
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DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	^^Tho my favorite was the bigger girl who would laugh at everyone for being crazy...or maybe that was the blonde...I can't remember
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06.23.2011, 01:32 PM	#39
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	hey DDD, don't let 'these people' ruin your fun I would very much like to 'visualize' pictures of your girlfriend naked. feel free to make that happen, my man. dig it.
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