[gast30]

those motion are part of the entire movement of the big bang
as everthing is there in 1 infinite space that makes room for billion of lightyears
everthing is in 1 time

where a temporal-doplar shifts caused by movement along the galactic arm
is nothing more then a incapebility of seeing information more liquid
to understand that the universe is happening in the oceans of darkmatter
where the big bang is only a little fish

[floatingslowly]

'time' is a relativistic fallacy.

The faster you move, the less likely you are to share in the cosmic hallucination brought on by it.

Me? I'm hallucinating wildly.

[floatingslowly]

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symphony of construction
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rioting for food
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a comet:
2030
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this is Thirston More's favuorite thread
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I read between yr quatrains, and raise the pot 12".
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[gast30]

yens dollars and pounds WAUW
imagine i had some money

2030???
do i have to wait soo long
this can't be

baboons & bonobo's have millions of money

conclusion: as the first true modern human i'm was born in the wrong time

[louder]

gast the god

gawdst

[EVOLghost]

Tremor Christ.

[floatingslowly]

Thank The_Maker, I'm not human.

Damned dirty apes.

[floatingslowly]

Item Record for SCP-261

Please record any and all anomalous items received from SCP-261, along with amount of money entered and item description, using the format below. Mundane items will be made available for personal consumption after scanning and clearance by Site Security.

Name: Date: Money entered: SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Item description:

Name: Dr. Rights Date: November 26, 2008 Money entered: 500 yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: Oreos - A package of six standard Oreos, in bright blue wrapping, label in Spanish. Tasted normal, went well with milk.

Money entered: 500 yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: Bag of Jolly Ranchers - Contained both standard flavors of Green Apple and Watermelon, with additional flavors Pomegranate, Loquat, and Blackberry. Current Jolly Ranchers are not known to contain these flavors. Edible and tasty.

Money entered: 500 yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: "Spice Bomb" - Small gumball, red and orange banded in color, with packaging in Japanese. Tasted like somebody made jalapeño gum. Unbearably spicy. Half-hour break called to throw up and drink an antacid.

Money entered: 500 yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: Mountain Dew: Hot Pink -Clear plastic bottle, label in English. Liquid within a brilliant pink color, and proved to be edible, tasting very sweet and tart. Mild sugar high ensued. Flavor identified to be a mix of pomegranate and sour apple.

Money entered: 500 yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: <Unknown> - Small plastic box containing apparatus similar to heroin kit with small vial of clear liquid, label in unknown language. Found alternative researcher to use it. After injection, subject reported the strong taste of mint, and they smelled constantly of peppermint for the next several hours, apparently coming from sweat and body oils. Subject reported nausea after the first hour or so of this, due to the constant smell and taste.

Money entered: 500 yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: <Unknown> - USB-capable device similar to a flash drive, packaging marked only with a bar code. When plugged into a computer, the computer ran at twice normal speed and refused to react to mouse or keyboard movement, and appeared to be running several games of minesweeper at once. Object kept for potential testing with mechanical SCPs.

Dr. Rights was running low on yen at this point and left the machine alone for about a half-hour while she rummaged through her office for more

Money entered: 500 yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: <Unknown> - Milk chocolate replica of human male sexual organ, approximately six and a half inches from base to head, in foil wrapping with unknown language resembling Korean on label. Hollow, filled with liquid white chocolate. Edible and tasted decent. Testing ended after that.

Name: Dr. Iceberg Date: November 27, 2008

Money entered: 167 Yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: Doritos-A bag of Doritos chips, nacho cheese flavor.

Money entered: 200 Yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: Hershey's with nuts- A regular-sized bar of Hershey's chocolate with nuts. However, the nuts match with no known species.

Money entered: 500 Yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: Green Apple Frosting- A container of green frosting, with a green apple flavor. Currently not produced by any company.

Money entered: 500 Yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: Lay's Blooming Onion: All-dressed- An onion of average size and color. Cutting into shows that it is made of many layers, each a different color and tasting of a different flavor of chips, including some flavors never made by Lay's.

Money entered: 500 Yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Unpowered Item description: Unknown- A clear plastic package filled with water, with tiny Manta Ray-like creatures swimming in it. Attached to it was a blue tablet in a plastic wrapper. When the top was opened and the tablet was added, the water instantly froze with a loud pop. After the ice block was pulled out of the package, the ice turned to vapor and left behind the creatures, frozen solid. Each was described as having a slightly different flavor.

Name: Dr. Rights Date: November 27, 2008

Money entered: 700 Yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: Naked Fruit Drink (Berry Flavored) -Good, but nothing unusual. Packaging in English.

Money entered: 700 Yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: Edible Chess Set - Small edible chess set made from hard candy. Candy similar in taste and texture to Pez, packaging in French.

Money entered: 700 Yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: Human Breast Milk (Chocolate Flavored) - Very sweet and vaguely nostalgia-inducing. Nothing unusual about the quality of the milk beyond its packaging. Small label in Japanese. "I think the boob-shaped container was a nice touch." - Dr. Rights

Money entered: 1000 Yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: Build-Your-Own Candybots - A small bag containing various mixed parts that could be assembled in different ways to create tiny, candy robots. Once completed, candy robots began to move on their own for approximately two minutes, walking about aimlessly and bumping into things. Cute, and very sweet. Packaging in unknown language.

Money entered: 500 Yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: SCP-417 Fruit - Dr. Rights had to leave the room for a minute, before the item (in airtight packaging) was sent to be incinerated. Packaging in unknown language.

Money entered: 100 Yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: Suppository - Nobody wanted to try this. Tests run later revealed mint flavoring and a high nutritional value. Packaging in unknown language resembling Greek, complete with diagram of how to use.

Name: Agent Hunter Date: January 16, 2009, lunchtime Money entered: 500 Yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: Thiotimoline cookies - Three chocolate chip cookies in plastic wrapping. Tasting sensations were felt at least three seconds before the cookies made any contact with the mouth. Packaging in what appears to be an unrecorded dialect of Bambara.

Name: Agent Thornton Date: January 19, 2009, lunchtime Money entered: 500 Yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: Strong jawbreaker — What appears to be a large gum ball with a faint fruity smell in unmarked transparent plastic packaging. Sharp pain was felt when trying to bite it (later examination noted that two teeth had been cracked). Object turned out to be an inordinately strong jawbreaker. It began to show visible wear only after several minutes in SCP-075's exudate, and required a pressure of several dozen tons in an industrial press before it broke up. Analysis of constituents showed only substances normal for a jawbreaker.

Name: Agent Hunter Date: January 19, 2009, lunchtime Money entered: 500 Yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: Hardtack — A piece of hardtack. Packaging in what was later determined to be heavily hellenized French written in Greek characters. Texture was barely bearable, but taste pleasantly meaty. Translation revealed the flavor to be turtle soup.

Name: Agent Thornton Date: January 20, 2009, lunchtime Money entered: 500 Yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Unpowered Item description: Energy gas — A soap bubble stabilized inside a transparent plastic can. Packaging in English. Instruction are to "pierce a hole an inhale the contained gas." Applying a finger to the bubble will indeed pierce a hole. Inhaling the gas (smelling pleasantly of lavender) will cause the bubble to shrink until it vanishes completely and give an energized and empowered feeling to the user. Agent Thornton, however, complained for several hours of an irritated and itchy nasal cavity. Note: The strangeness of the item is almost certainly due to the fact a researcher forgot to plug it back after being injured in the course of an experiment earlier that day. Due to the machine's intrinsic properties, its unplugged state was not discovered before the evening.

Name: Agent Hunter Date: January 21, 2009, lunchtime Money entered: 500 Yen SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered Item description: Hazelnut Glosette — A package of approximately 12 small hazelnuts covered in chocolate. Packaging in German. DNA matched that of Iranian Corylus avellana strains. The Hershey Company does not manufacture this product.

[gast30]

Originally Posted by louder

gast the god

gawdst

now you hear it from someone else
be bless by the virgin starlight of astra
may the beauty of the universe shine on your eyes
for ever
[a*]

[gast30]

Item Record for SCP-261 ???
they shoud put you in there
as a punishment for not following orders

your mission was to distract the media with vagina
order order
distract the media

stay focused and i'll give you belgium pralinée's, oui tres chique, language unknown

[gast30]

i'm off to real-time paradise
the sun is shining
going outside for a chill

be back tonight
stay tuned in the UP

[floatingslowly]

My vagina is powered by a depleted thorium fuel-cell that uses ancient .22nd century technologies.

Stick a finger in and lo(o)se it. Pleasure function 666

I am the anti-Sat_King. Fear my reign of blood that once was and shall ever be again.

Fuck Rodgers vs Flesh GordON.

D.O.W.N. is the new U.P..

[floatingslowly]

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Dimension
Overflow___
WHITE
NIGHTS
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[floatingslowly]

All particles on this plane strive to reach their lowest posible energetic state.
Everything
SLOWS
D.O.W.N.

[rocky]

i will at risk of troubles try to do numerology on the following numbers

18909
90
3115
7321

maybe just like that, maybe that's enough, letting them speak forth themselves!

[floatingslowly]

Thank you. I had not yet considered this level of functionality. It is now apparent that wizardschooling paid off.

Have you ever
or maybe
?
but certainly not while
.

[floatingslowly]

Your numbers make my words fall D.O.W.N..

CELEBRATE

[rocky]

oh! i should update that to 18913, 91, 7322
(it is "our post counts") i thought the numbers were interesting after gast30 mentioned a person had turned 111. I do now remember that ages in years is very limited.

even when you were 10 you had lived under over one hundred moon phases.

awareness is sometimes to swim in a current that speaks of the formulae of other currents.

[gast30]

maybe age is not the only very limited
also experiences are limited
as one time happenings in life

do you know about my 11/11/2011 11:11:11?
made a end to the past

it's now the time after 11/11/2011 11:11:11
all life born after this time
is living in the empire of the satellite king

does numerolegy works in that time?
the answer is no

[gast30]

freedom isn't made from alphabet or numbers
the universe isn't made out of fiction