terrible canyons... can we talk about sims?

girlgun · 08.04.2009, 03:38 PM

or anyone else who might be a total dork like me.....

terriblecanyons · 08.04.2009, 03:38 PM

Yes, let's talk about sims. Let's talk about sims until our heads asplode.

Satan · 08.04.2009, 03:38 PM

trapping them and starting a fire is the best thing ever

terriblecanyons · 08.04.2009, 03:39 PM

I tried putting a baby in my pool but everyone was freaking out and saved it

Someone caught fire by a birthday cake once and died in my bathroom.

atsonicpark · 08.04.2009, 03:39 PM

Something I've noticed about people IN REAL LIFE who like the Sims. They buy every new Sims game and expansion pack, play it hardcore for a week, and then never touch it again. My girlfriend's Sims 3 copy already has dust on it. Not kidding.

Satan · 08.04.2009, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Something I've noticed about people IN REAL LIFE who like the Sims. They buy every new Sims game and expansion pack, play it hardcore for a week, and then never touch it again. My girlfriend's Sims 3 copy already has dust on it. Not kidding.

yeah........

terriblecanyons · 08.04.2009, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Something I've noticed about people IN REAL LIFE who like the Sims. They buy every new Sims game and expansion pack, play it hardcore for a week, and then never touch it again. My girlfriend's Sims 3 copy already has dust on it. Not kidding.

That's fucking blasphemy. I play sims 3 every single day for hours on end. the only reason I'm not playing right now is because of this thread.

atsonicpark · 08.04.2009, 03:41 PM

They're clever little games, certainly.

I TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE AND MADE LAWN GNOMES FOR MONEY.

It's not blasphemy! I know like 5 Simsheads who are all the same. Anyway, though I'm not a big fan of these games, I'm really happy there are still people playing them instead of those shitty Halo games.

pbradley · 08.04.2009, 03:44 PM

http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/07/22/videogame/

girlgun · 08.04.2009, 03:45 PM

how do you make gnomes for money?

i'm the emperor of evil. i'm currently married to the guy i tried to kill. i locked him in the garage for 2 weeks, but i have aging turned off and he never died... but his bladder did. when i married him, i had to get him a "steel bladder" because i got sick of mopping up his puddles.

i recently moved my shit from riverside to the ocean one. i lost a lot of stuff.

i'm not sick of it. when i get bored... i build.

floatingslowly · 08.04.2009, 03:47 PM

tell 'em about yr death party!!

that may be the funniest thing I've ever seen in a videogame (that wasn't pre-scripted).

terriblecanyons · 08.04.2009, 03:47 PM

I went over to this bitch's house and she randomly was like "wanna move in?" of course I agreed. I sold her house, sold all of her shit, stole her baby, and kicked her out. I got about 200,000 simoleons for that genius move.

girlgun · 08.04.2009, 03:49 PM

hahahaha. that's hilarious.

i went to my ex-husband's house and he had a baby with my last name. i got locked out of the house with the baby, so i just put the baby down and left. i don't want no stinkin' baby!

i made my husband fuck the maid and then i kicked his ass.

if i let my sim do what she wants, she randomly scares people or just slaps them.

Rob Instigator · 08.04.2009, 03:50 PM

I got bored with sims real quick.

I played Sim City though for about 8 months! fuck!

terriblecanyons · 08.04.2009, 03:51 PM

One of my sims died and the birthdays for these two little girls I adopted was coming up, so I decided to hold an ingenious birthday/funeral party. I put this huge buffet table in the middle of my front lawn, and just as I made the two little girls "age up", someone getting cookies from the buffet table died in my fucking lawn. Someone died at my funeral. SOMEONE DIED AT MY FUCKING FUNERAL. When the grim reaper showed up he stuck around and danced.

Satan · 08.04.2009, 03:53 PM

i neeeeeeed you sims

girlgun · 08.04.2009, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

One of my sims died and the birthdays for these two little girls I adopted was coming up, so I decided to hold an ingenious birthday/funeral party. I put this huge buffet table in the middle of my front lawn, and just as I made the two little girls "age up", someone getting cookies from the buffet table died in my fucking lawn. Someone died at my funeral. SOMEONE DIED AT MY FUCKING FUNERAL. When the grim reaper showed up he stuck around and danced.

hahahah! i so want to be death's friend... or at least paint his portrait. floating mentioned my bf died at a party... and death thought she was funnier alive than dead so he brought her back to life (after he went swimming in my pool). i felt sorry for her, so i asked her to spend the night because she died and all... but then she told me she was a klepto... so i kicked her ass right out.

terriblecanyons · 08.04.2009, 03:56 PM

I want to be his friend too. I really hate how you can't invite him over. It makes me angry.

Here's death, dancing to my retarded long haired rock star's music.

Here's the grave by the buffet table.

girlgun · 08.04.2009, 04:00 PM

death is awesome.

are you just screen shotting? or are you using your "phone camera"?

girlgun · 08.04.2009, 04:00 PM

show me your house.

08.04.2009, 03:38 PM	#1
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	or anyone else who might be a total dork like me.....
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.04.2009, 03:38 PM	#2
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Yes, let's talk about sims. Let's talk about sims until our heads asplode.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.04.2009, 03:38 PM	#3
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	trapping them and starting a fire is the best thing ever __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.04.2009, 03:39 PM	#4
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I tried putting a baby in my pool but everyone was freaking out and saved it Someone caught fire by a birthday cake once and died in my bathroom.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.04.2009, 03:39 PM	#5
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Something I've noticed about people IN REAL LIFE who like the Sims. They buy every new Sims game and expansion pack, play it hardcore for a week, and then never touch it again. My girlfriend's Sims 3 copy already has dust on it. Not kidding. __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.04.2009, 03:41 PM	#8
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	They're clever little games, certainly. I TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE AND MADE LAWN GNOMES FOR MONEY. It's not blasphemy! I know like 5 Simsheads who are all the same. Anyway, though I'm not a big fan of these games, I'm really happy there are still people playing them instead of those shitty Halo games. __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.04.2009, 03:44 PM	#9
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	http://www.boatcrime.com/2009/07/22/videogame/
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.04.2009, 03:45 PM	#10
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	how do you make gnomes for money? i'm the emperor of evil. i'm currently married to the guy i tried to kill. i locked him in the garage for 2 weeks, but i have aging turned off and he never died... but his bladder did. when i married him, i had to get him a "steel bladder" because i got sick of mopping up his puddles. i recently moved my shit from riverside to the ocean one. i lost a lot of stuff. i'm not sick of it. when i get bored... i build.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.04.2009, 03:47 PM	#11
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	tell 'em about yr death party!! that may be the funniest thing I've ever seen in a videogame (that wasn't pre-scripted).
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.04.2009, 03:49 PM	#13
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	hahahaha. that's hilarious. i went to my ex-husband's house and he had a baby with my last name. i got locked out of the house with the baby, so i just put the baby down and left. i don't want no stinkin' baby! i made my husband fuck the maid and then i kicked his ass. if i let my sim do what she wants, she randomly scares people or just slaps them.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.04.2009, 03:50 PM	#14
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	I got bored with sims real quick. I played Sim City though for about 8 months! fuck! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.04.2009, 03:51 PM	#15
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	One of my sims died and the birthdays for these two little girls I adopted was coming up, so I decided to hold an ingenious birthday/funeral party. I put this huge buffet table in the middle of my front lawn, and just as I made the two little girls "age up", someone getting cookies from the buffet table died in my fucking lawn. Someone died at my funeral. SOMEONE DIED AT MY FUCKING FUNERAL. When the grim reaper showed up he stuck around and danced.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.04.2009, 03:53 PM	#16
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	i neeeeeeed you sims __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.04.2009, 03:56 PM	#18
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I want to be his friend too. I really hate how you can't invite him over. It makes me angry. Here's death, dancing to my retarded long haired rock star's music. Here's the grave by the buffet table.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

08.04.2009, 04:00 PM	#19
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	death is awesome. are you just screen shotting? or are you using your "phone camera"?
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|