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Old 02.27.2010, 08:12 AM   #1
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And what, in your own mind, would be the ideal way to sexually sign out forever?
note: I'm not asking about your favourite sexual fantasies, since for this particular occasion you could find yourself having body organs battered by surgery etc, so give it a little bit of thought before you answer, if you can.
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Old 02.27.2010, 08:15 AM   #2
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i'm not sure i understand why i'd be having sex and surgery at the same time?
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Old 02.27.2010, 08:20 AM   #3
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Do you mean that you can't understand someone being in hospital for whatever reason and expressing a wish to have sex when they are told that they are going to die? What time is it over there?
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Old 02.27.2010, 01:27 PM   #4
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Old 02.27.2010, 01:31 PM   #5
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why does it have to be before?

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Old 02.27.2010, 02:04 PM   #6
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charlotte church, in an alley, bareback
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Old 02.27.2010, 02:16 PM   #7
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Miley Cyrus, ATM.
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Old 02.27.2010, 02:18 PM   #8
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my mom's going to be sad to hear this.
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Old 02.27.2010, 02:23 PM   #9
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the filling of an alba/johannson sandwich.
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Old 02.27.2010, 02:23 PM   #10
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does she like charlotte church too?
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Old 02.27.2010, 02:32 PM   #11
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Everyone. That should buy me some time.
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Old 02.28.2010, 05:15 PM   #12
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i would have "don't be so morbid and focused on death" sex with genteel, then i'd die
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Old 02.28.2010, 05:23 PM   #13
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what are the other options now that emma watson is too old?
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Old 02.28.2010, 05:33 PM   #14
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what are the other options now that emma watson is too old?

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Old 02.28.2010, 06:25 PM   #15
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i'm a terrible person.

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Old 02.28.2010, 06:26 PM   #16
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i'd like to find out.
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Old 02.28.2010, 06:29 PM   #17
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i imagined that would be the kind of thing you wore around the house and if you went out to the shop for milk...
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Old 02.28.2010, 06:35 PM   #18
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i want one now
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Old 02.28.2010, 07:02 PM   #19
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Old 03.01.2010, 01:21 AM   #20
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