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06.26.2008, 06:40 PM
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Ones you've written. Here's mine, inspired by the Roberto Fripp thread:
There once was a musician named Fripp, Who in his pocket made a terrible rip. It wasn't so funny He lost all of his money. Due to the overdose he's now on a drip. Pokey said I'll regret posting that. I don't know how he'll get my address. What do think about it? |
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06.26.2008, 06:44 PM
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I'll pay good money if this thread is left to die quickly and quietly.
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06.26.2008, 06:49 PM
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There once was a carpenter named Jason
Whose best friend was a dried up raisin. He got hungry one day And ate the raisin in such a way That the house he was building now needed a mason. How do you like that one? |
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06.26.2008, 06:51 PM
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Did you take some acid, Lurker ?
Or maybe you drank too much coca for your "burp training"... |
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06.26.2008, 06:52 PM
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Bit of both.
Actaully I've never done acid. I would like to. |
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06.26.2008, 07:12 PM
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There once was a poster named Lurker,
Who wrote a limerick rather Risque about Fripp. Pookie told him get a grip But Lurker aint no shurker. |
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06.26.2008, 07:16 PM
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Post you limericks? Who are you calling a limerick?
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06.26.2008, 07:18 PM
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Yes, but take it to mean your at the same time.
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06.26.2008, 07:21 PM
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Yr drunk, aren't you.
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06.26.2008, 07:21 PM
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No, just in a good mood and I have been reading a lot of Joyce lately.
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06.26.2008, 07:22 PM
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Could a drunk person write such good limericks?
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06.26.2008, 07:23 PM
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Only a drunk person would want to.
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06.26.2008, 07:24 PM
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I'm drunk on life.
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06.26.2008, 07:27 PM
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There once a poster named gmku,
He was invito al cielo. He said I was drunk But I live like a monk, I told him that and his face went quite blue. |
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06.26.2008, 07:30 PM
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06.26.2008, 07:35 PM
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There once was pimp called Cryptowonderdruginvogue
Who bought a very expensive brogue. He realised he needed two And bought the other shoe And sued that cunning rogue. |
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06.26.2008, 07:42 PM
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There once was a limericker named Lurker
Who could find no one more beserker Than he to use some words In five lines so absurds They turns the mind into a sodajerker.
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06.26.2008, 07:43 PM
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Brilliant, I like it.
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06.26.2008, 07:44 PM
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What's a sodajerker?
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06.26.2008, 07:46 PM
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Did you get drunk so you would want to write limericks?
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