Things you think other members secretly do/like - Page 6

Dead-Air · 05.20.2009, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

^^^ that's spooky. you nailed my dream job. well, maybe not nailed, because I don't like Domino's (unless, by Domino's, you mean bones).

ps: there's a nice punk rock venue / pizza kitchen in austin that I've been eyeing.

Domino's is fucking ketchup on top of wonderbread with melted string cheese on top. But you'd look cute in the outfit.

floatingslowly · 05.20.2009, 08:57 PM

I don't do uniforms very well.

but enough about me...

I bet Dead-Air's off-air time is spent supplementing his income with gypsy fortune telling and seances...or is that Savage Clone...?
I bet swa(y) spends 40% of his waking hours in the bathtub (he only gets out to dump the ashtrays).
I bet Toilet & Bowels once earned ¥35,000 performing as Han Solo at a Sci-FiCon just outside of Tokyo.
I bet kegmama was once crowned "Corn Queen of Iowa", until the judges found her secret stash of highly illegal sexual torture devices.

Kloriel · 05.20.2009, 10:50 PM

ted_kennedy : ghost writer of 85% of Stephen King's books

groar: when finished teaching high school art class in a suburban colorado town, groar hides himself in the dark room so the photography teacher can't find him to poison his coffee with cyanide. (she has been trying to do this for years, keep going groar, you're close to retirement)

hune.prut: waxed Bernie Madoff's testicles in a Borneo pool filled with eunuch sharks and was paid $7,000.00 never to speak of it.

Neverstop: Your average hypocrite.

narlus: famous NYC pizza chef that's been playing Quake deathmatch for over a decade. He's quite good but his pizza craft has gone down hill.

AtticusRyan: Lives the stereotypical American Dream in Mongolia

Rentacarankaraa: Once cutting edge scientist on the pioneer track of stem cell research. Disappeared from Italy and reappeared in the Bronx with hooks for hands, works with Bison.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 05.21.2009, 12:03 AM

Dead-Air has trouble breathing underwater.
Kloriel's father never played catch with him.
Naive Melody has bad breath.

ZEROpumpkins · 05.21.2009, 06:51 AM

I bet that ZEROpumpkins cries when he is not mentioned in threads like these...

terriblecanyons · 05.21.2009, 07:05 AM

I bet crayons does the same thing, even though SHE MADE THE THREAD.

ZEROpumpkins · 05.21.2009, 07:55 AM

I bet Crayons is dissapoint

afterthefact · 05.21.2009, 07:59 AM

I bet ZEROpumpkins knows the power of love

ZEROpumpkins · 05.21.2009, 08:02 AM

I sure do. Turns out you do need a credit card to ride this train

summer · 05.21.2009, 08:10 AM

I bet ZEROpumpkins jacks off to pictures of Coco Hayley Gordon Moore

ZEROpumpkins · 05.21.2009, 08:12 AM

Dude...that's a bit too far

summer · 05.21.2009, 08:14 AM

Okay okay.
I bet ZEROpumpkins jacks off to pictures of Lea Thompson.

ZEROpumpkins · 05.21.2009, 08:16 AM

icwutudidthere

floatingslowly · 05.21.2009, 08:25 AM

I bet floatingslowly jacks off to pictures of Lea Thompson.
I bet ZEROpumpkins owns the URL rights to not one, but five separate Smashing Pumpkins websites (despite letting his go-daddy account lapse).
I bet crayons was voted "most likely to kill you in yr sleep" by her senior class.
I bet summer is actually Coco Hayley Gordon Moore, and masturbates to pictures of floatingslowly.

ok. spent for now.

davenotdead · 05.21.2009, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I bet floatingslowly jacks off to pictures of Lea Thompson.
I bet ZEROpumpkins owns the URL rights to not one, but five separate Smashing Pumpkins websites (despite letting his go-daddy account lapse).
I bet crayons was voted "most likely to kill you in yr sleep" by her senior class.
I bet summer is actually Coco Hayley Gordon Moore, and masturbates to pictures of floatingslowly.

ok. spent for now.

i bet floatingslowly was masturbating as he typed this post.

i bet terriblecrayons has a nipple piercing

i bet michael j fox has parkinson's disease

terriblecanyons · 05.23.2009, 05:52 AM

I bet davenotdead is really a rabbi and is only on this forum for educational purposes.

gmku · 05.23.2009, 08:39 AM

I bet gmku sits at his computer all day constantly checking the SY forum threads he started.

terriblecanyons · 06.28.2009, 11:32 AM

I bet all of you are just a figment of my imagination.

Dead-Air · 06.28.2009, 11:46 AM

I bet terriblecanyons is actually a therapist hired by floatingslowly's mom to watch him on this board and make sure he doesn't use it to hurt himself.

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.28.2009, 02:05 PM

I bet one of the forum members owns this cat:

05.20.2009, 08:57 PM	#102
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I don't do uniforms very well. but enough about me... I bet Dead-Air's off-air time is spent supplementing his income with gypsy fortune telling and seances...or is that Savage Clone...? I bet swa(y) spends 40% of his waking hours in the bathtub (he only gets out to dump the ashtrays). I bet Toilet & Bowels once earned ¥35,000 performing as Han Solo at a Sci-FiCon just outside of Tokyo. I bet kegmama was once crowned "Corn Queen of Iowa", until the judges found her secret stash of highly illegal sexual torture devices.
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05.20.2009, 10:50 PM	#103
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	ted_kennedy : ghost writer of 85% of Stephen King's books groar: when finished teaching high school art class in a suburban colorado town, groar hides himself in the dark room so the photography teacher can't find him to poison his coffee with cyanide. (she has been trying to do this for years, keep going groar, you're close to retirement) hune.prut: waxed Bernie Madoff's testicles in a Borneo pool filled with eunuch sharks and was paid $7,000.00 never to speak of it. Neverstop: Your average hypocrite. narlus: famous NYC pizza chef that's been playing Quake deathmatch for over a decade. He's quite good but his pizza craft has gone down hill. AtticusRyan: Lives the stereotypical American Dream in Mongolia Rentacarankaraa: Once cutting edge scientist on the pioneer track of stem cell research. Disappeared from Italy and reappeared in the Bronx with hooks for hands, works with Bison.
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05.21.2009, 12:03 AM	#104
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	Dead-Air has trouble breathing underwater. Kloriel's father never played catch with him. Naive Melody has bad breath.
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05.21.2009, 06:51 AM	#105
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	I bet that ZEROpumpkins cries when he is not mentioned in threads like these... __________________
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05.21.2009, 07:05 AM	#106
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I bet crayons does the same thing, even though SHE MADE THE THREAD.
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05.21.2009, 07:55 AM	#107
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	I bet Crayons is dissapoint __________________
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05.21.2009, 07:59 AM	#108
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	I bet ZEROpumpkins knows the power of love __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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05.21.2009, 08:02 AM	#109
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	I sure do. Turns out you do need a credit card to ride this train __________________
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05.21.2009, 08:10 AM	#110
summer stalker Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 540	I bet ZEROpumpkins jacks off to pictures of Coco Hayley Gordon Moore __________________
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05.21.2009, 08:12 AM	#111
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Dude...that's a bit too far __________________
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05.21.2009, 08:14 AM	#112
summer stalker Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 540	Okay okay. I bet ZEROpumpkins jacks off to pictures of Lea Thompson. __________________
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05.21.2009, 08:16 AM	#113
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	icwutudidthere __________________
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05.21.2009, 08:25 AM	#114
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I bet floatingslowly jacks off to pictures of Lea Thompson. I bet ZEROpumpkins owns the URL rights to not one, but five separate Smashing Pumpkins websites (despite letting his go-daddy account lapse). I bet crayons was voted "most likely to kill you in yr sleep" by her senior class. I bet summer is actually Coco Hayley Gordon Moore, and masturbates to pictures of floatingslowly. ok. spent for now.
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05.23.2009, 05:52 AM	#116
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I bet davenotdead is really a rabbi and is only on this forum for educational purposes.
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05.23.2009, 08:39 AM	#117
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I bet gmku sits at his computer all day constantly checking the SY forum threads he started. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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06.28.2009, 11:32 AM	#118
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I bet all of you are just a figment of my imagination.
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06.28.2009, 11:46 AM	#119
Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	I bet terriblecanyons is actually a therapist hired by floatingslowly's mom to watch him on this board and make sure he doesn't use it to hurt himself. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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06.28.2009, 02:05 PM	#120
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I bet one of the forum members owns this cat: __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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