so, I've decided I am going to masturbate 100 times in january - Page 2

floatingslowly · 07.24.2008, 11:26 AM

I'm at 1.5 times today. there's no way I'll break 100 unless I crank it up a notch.

fapfapfap

atsonicpark · 07.24.2008, 11:44 AM

well here's some help

http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.ph...78e6c5f090dc9b

o'connor · 07.24.2008, 04:21 PM

i think if i added up all the times i whacked it and had sex in a month it be at least 100 times.

MellySingsDoom · 07.24.2008, 04:23 PM

Have you had times when you're, er, taking yourself in hand, and suddenly got bored/un-horny? I've had that, and then feel ready for more about 5 mins later...make yer mind up, Melly!

Rob Instigator · 07.24.2008, 04:30 PM

yr not alone melly

sometimes the kielbasa has a mind of its own

MellySingsDoom · 07.24.2008, 04:35 PM

Erections, eh? Can't live with 'em, and definitely can't live without 'em.

acousticrock87 · 07.24.2008, 06:06 PM

I don't quite get why you picked January...

o'connor · 07.24.2008, 06:24 PM

so he has time to train before the big game, duh.

sobriquet · 07.24.2008, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by acousticrock87

I don't quite get why you picked January...

So when he's telling his grandkids' in years to come, it can be referred to as 'Jerk off January'.

Tenaro · 10.22.2018, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

anyone have some choice porno?

Why do you jerk off if you can fuck a girl,better try it https://top10sextoys.com/toys-for-men/

Severian · 10.22.2018, 06:50 AM

This thread kinda explains a lot.

!@#$%! · 10.22.2018, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Severian

This thread kinda explains a lot.

ha ha ha ha

this thread, i vaguely recall (or make up), might have been a parody of another one

Rob Instigator · 10.22.2018, 09:09 AM

indeed. I'd rather have one amazing wank than 100 middling dribbles......

!@#$%! · 10.22.2018, 05:51 PM

it’s halloween season alright

between this and the everyday news, who needs horror movies

Severian · 10.22.2018, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

indeed. I'd rather have one amazing wank than 100 middling dribbles......

This is from 10 years ago, so about 2-3 years before my time, but clearly you have always had a thing for milking insults for all they’re worth.

(Lolmilk)

!@#$%! · 10.22.2018, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Severian

milking insults

i’ve been looking—where are the insults?

Toilet & Bowels · 10.23.2018, 12:33 AM

What lead you to make this plan?

Severian · 10.23.2018, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i’ve been looking—where are the insults?

I dunno. I’d been drinking a bit. I think I wanted to do a milk/jizz thing, but didn’t have the energy.

!@#$%! · 10.23.2018, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Severian

I dunno. I’d been drinking a bit.

white russians?
moloko sythemesc?

Severian · 10.23.2018, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

white russians?
moloko sythemesc?

Amstel Light :embarrassed:

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10.22.2018, 05:51 PM	#34
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