Ask Pookie - Page 16

Danny Himself · 04.04.2007, 06:16 PM

Men, prepare the 'lemonade'.

Everyneurotic · 04.04.2007, 10:41 PM

dear spookie:

a hip-hopera about liberace, wack or bomb?

50 cent.

Everyneurotic · 04.04.2007, 10:42 PM

dear spookie,

i'm hungry, is there a meal you can have that can suck your testicles back into your body?

dominick aguirre
east l.a.

Everyneurotic · 04.04.2007, 10:52 PM

dear spookie,

i have perhaps found the most obiquious path to communicate my approval or denial of a certain long playing record by discovering the quaint yet truthful mathematical expression of doing so in said fashion, it being the number of it compared to the masterful and unmatched sophomore full lenght album by athens, ga's prodigal sons after the proverbial r.e.m., neutral milk hotel, divided by the numerical expression of the value in square miles of ironic moustaches. said formula would be the keys to valhalla musical journalism via a paid occupation at the jealous-inducing offices at pitchfork media and would enable me to humilate every kind of music i am not familiar with since it most likely is not good because of this understanding.

that said, i have been observing an alarming increase over the internet to not follow the dogmatic teachings of said portal and have been second guessing about the coolness of said job. my doubt, as it is, refers to my motivation for the job, should i 'go for it' as ignorant people say or should i apply a work application over at spin?

kindly and sincere to you,

tommy smith
miami, florida.

Everyneurotic · 04.04.2007, 10:54 PM

dear spookie:

do you know what i'm going to ask next?

pete masterson
madison, wi.

Pookie · 04.05.2007, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama

Dear Pookie,

If you only have one eye... Are you blinking or winking?

Sincerely,
Brontes Cyclops
Son of Uranus & Gaia

Answer pending. In the meantime, reminded me of this joke:

A blind man walks into a shop with his guide dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the lead and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

sonicl · 04.05.2007, 08:14 AM

Dear Pookie,

Are you available for pantomime?

Regards,
Sir Cameron macintosh

afterthefact · 04.05.2007, 08:25 AM

Dear Pookie,

I don't know what to ask you. Do you have any suggestions?

Yours truly,
Emperor of what was once a planet, Pluto, Albert Gainsburg

Pookie · 04.05.2007, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cameron Macintosh

Dear Pookie,

Are you available for pantomime?

Regards,
Sir Cameron macintosh

Ooh, you should see my magic lamp. You've never seen such a big one...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bee Bee

Dear Pookie,

The internet won't allow me to rep you. It's all gmku's fault as he is the internet. Should we stone him or dethrone him? You tell me.

Yours

Bee 'Small' Bee

We should destone him, with a rarely-used gadget I have on my penknife.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emperor...etc.

Dear Pookie,

I don't know what to ask you. Do you have any suggestions?

Yours truly,
Emperor of what was once a planet, Pluto, Albert Gainsburg

Ask me what sort of horse I would advise you buy. And when I've replied, say, "Don't you mean Palomino?"

sonicl · 04.05.2007, 09:43 AM

Dear Pookie,

Is it true that you play violin in a toddlers' orchestra?

Yours questioningly,
PC Thugg, Woking constabulary.

Pookie · 04.05.2007, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl

Dear Pookie,

Is it true that you play violin in a toddlers' orchestra?

Yours questioningly,
PC Thugg, Woking constabulary.

Yes, they call me Fiddler on the Youth.

Pookie · 04.05.2007, 09:45 AM

And sometimes I combine my violin playing with a dance routine, and then they call me, Fiddler on the Hoof.

floatingslowly · 04.05.2007, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie

Yes, they call me Fiddler on the Youth.

flawless execution.

however, it doesn't diminish my disappointment at your lack of willingness to divulge Mt. Doom's location.

fear the wrath of Xenu!

Pookie · 04.05.2007, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

Dear Pookie,

Which Mt. Doom hides the Alpha Bravo HQ and how many H-Bombs will it take to crack it?

Evilly Yours,

Floatingretardedly the Merciless

It's the Mt. Doom in Slough.

sonicl · 04.05.2007, 10:06 AM

Dear Pookie,

Are you looking for a fight?

All the best,
Chris Youbank

king_buzzo · 04.05.2007, 10:07 AM

Pookie, what shall i do?
read
play games
post here
play guitar
watch tv
do nothing

floatingslowly · 04.05.2007, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie

It's the Mt. Doom in Slough.

many thanks!

as a gesture of gratitude, I would like to warn you to move at least 80 km away from the Berkshire Volcano in order to avoid 3rd degree thermal-radiation burns.

thanks again!

sonicl · 04.05.2007, 10:18 AM

Dear Pookie,

It has been suggested to me that it would enhance my bedtime activities if I was to smother my manhood in honey and ask my lady friend to lick it off.

Should I use clear honey or the other stuff?

from
Inexperienced of Gosport

jon boy · 04.05.2007, 10:25 AM

dear pookie,

why?

stewart, drigg.

Pookie · 04.05.2007, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl

Dear Pookie,

It has been suggested to me that it would enhance my bedtime activities if I was to smother my manhood in honey and ask my lady friend to lick it off.

Should I use clear honey or the other stuff (it's called SET HONEY)?

from
Inexperienced of Gosport

As my grandmother used to say:

Set makes you wet
Clear's for queers

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Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	dear spookie, i'm hungry, is there a meal you can have that can suck your testicles back into your body? dominick aguirre east l.a. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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04.04.2007, 10:52 PM	#304
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	dear spookie, i have perhaps found the most obiquious path to communicate my approval or denial of a certain long playing record by discovering the quaint yet truthful mathematical expression of doing so in said fashion, it being the number of it compared to the masterful and unmatched sophomore full lenght album by athens, ga's prodigal sons after the proverbial r.e.m., neutral milk hotel, divided by the numerical expression of the value in square miles of ironic moustaches. said formula would be the keys to valhalla musical journalism via a paid occupation at the jealous-inducing offices at pitchfork media and would enable me to humilate every kind of music i am not familiar with since it most likely is not good because of this understanding. that said, i have been observing an alarming increase over the internet to not follow the dogmatic teachings of said portal and have been second guessing about the coolness of said job. my doubt, as it is, refers to my motivation for the job, should i 'go for it' as ignorant people say or should i apply a work application over at spin? kindly and sincere to you, tommy smith miami, florida. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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04.04.2007, 10:54 PM	#305
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	dear spookie: do you know what i'm going to ask next? pete masterson madison, wi. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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04.05.2007, 08:14 AM	#307
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Dear Pookie, Are you available for pantomime? Regards, Sir Cameron macintosh
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04.05.2007, 08:25 AM	#308
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	Dear Pookie, I don't know what to ask you. Do you have any suggestions? Yours truly, Emperor of what was once a planet, Pluto, Albert Gainsburg __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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04.05.2007, 09:43 AM	#310
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Dear Pookie, Is it true that you play violin in a toddlers' orchestra? Yours questioningly, PC Thugg, Woking constabulary.
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04.05.2007, 09:45 AM	#312
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	And sometimes I combine my violin playing with a dance routine, and then they call me, Fiddler on the Hoof.
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04.05.2007, 10:06 AM	#315
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Dear Pookie, Are you looking for a fight? All the best, Chris Youbank
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04.05.2007, 10:07 AM	#316
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	Pookie, what shall i do? read play games post here play guitar watch tv do nothing
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04.05.2007, 10:18 AM	#318
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Dear Pookie, It has been suggested to me that it would enhance my bedtime activities if I was to smother my manhood in honey and ask my lady friend to lick it off. Should I use clear honey or the other stuff? from Inexperienced of Gosport
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04.05.2007, 10:25 AM	#319
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	dear pookie, why? stewart, drigg. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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