what did you get for christmas? what did you give for christmas? - Page 5

terriblecanyons · 12.27.2008, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

ahem,

while I may have been out of line, I would like to remind you that you threw the shit in my face first, and as Peter Tosh sang, If you live in a glass house, don't throw stones.

I am far from preachy on this board. excuse me for talking about jesus on a fucking christmas thread, grow up a bit before you purposely use negative terms to insult my religion just to get a rouse out of me, cuz newsflash, you got it.

I threw shit in your face first? You had it coming, pal. Anyone who crosses your path when it comes to the biblical shit you post (and let me tell you, it's not only in "christmas threads"), you start pelting them with how ignorant they are for not believing in whatever the fuck you believe in. I think I speak for many others on this board when I tell you kindly to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

ploesj · 12.27.2008, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

maybe by gender, but not by definition.

la⋅dy

noun, plural -dies, adjective"1. a woman who is refined, polite, and well-spoken:"

I stand by my statement.

so you judge people by what you read of them on an internet message board? that doesn't seem like the best thing to do.

anyway, i'm off to dinner. you can harrass what i just said all i want.

and for the record: i agree with most of jesus's ideas, but not with the whole religion thing. goodbye.

12.27.2008, 02:48 PM

Stop flirting and just get it on. Suchfriendsaredangerous should dress up as jesus and fuck terriblecanyons with a cross, just like the movies.

stu666 · 12.27.2008, 02:49 PM

hahahahaha

terriblecanyons · 12.27.2008, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Stop flirting and just get it on. Suchfriendsaredangerous should dress up as jesus and fuck terriblecanyons with a cross, just like the movies.

A cross? Not a good idea. I'd probably burst into flames.

acousticrock87 · 12.27.2008, 02:50 PM

Leave me to my thoughtful wordlessness.
I want you to
Bite my forehead and suck and read
The currents that pass through its waterways,
Through its corridors and canals, mangroves
Of the inexpressible, expressible only
Through consumption, only
Through their decimation, only
For the fantastic vampires.

12.27.2008, 02:51 PM

You'll love it, it's totally obvious that jesus turns you on, young lady!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 12.27.2008, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ploesj

so you judge people by what you read of them on an internet message board? that doesn't seem like the best thing to do.

anyway, i'm off to dinner. you can harrass what i just said all i want.

and for the record: i agree with most of jesus's ideas, but not with the whole religion thing. goodbye.

no I dont judge anyone. I said "sir" to be sarcastic, and the joke I responded with was to imply she was acting in a way unbecoming of a lady.

terriblecanyons · 12.27.2008, 02:52 PM

I'm hot for jesus.

Bow-chicka bow-owwww

acousticrock87 · 12.27.2008, 02:52 PM

I want that shirt.

terriblecanyons · 12.27.2008, 02:53 PM

It's only $14.90.

acousticrock87 · 12.27.2008, 02:54 PM

But I'm going to have to wrestle Jesus for it.

I don't know about this.

terriblecanyons · 12.27.2008, 02:54 PM

Just get some kryptonite.

Oh wait, wrong savior.

12.27.2008, 02:54 PM

I bet that dude looks quite a lot like suchfriendsaredangerous. The sexual tension between the two of you is here for all to see.

terriblecanyons · 12.27.2008, 02:56 PM

I don't mix religion and sex. I only bump atheists, that way we won't have to worry about what denomination the offspring will be.

12.27.2008, 03:00 PM

C'mon, you totally want suchfriends to post bare-chested pictures of himself while he has his feet washed by another lady because you'll be able to save them on your hard drive and post them on your facebook page.

terriblecanyons · 12.27.2008, 03:01 PM

facebook?! now you're getting a little too personal here, porky.

12.27.2008, 03:03 PM

Me? You two posted your personals on here, and i'm the one who's getting personal?

█████████ · 12.27.2008, 03:04 PM

atheists are shit in bed, don't you know?

acousticrock87 · 12.27.2008, 03:05 PM

Religious sex is far too rigid. Post-religious sex is where it's at.

12.27.2008, 02:48 PM	#83
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Stop flirting and just get it on. Suchfriendsaredangerous should dress up as jesus and fuck terriblecanyons with a cross, just like the movies.
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12.27.2008, 02:49 PM	#84
stu666 Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Stowmarket Posts: 13,498	hahahahaha __________________ http://tapewormstu.blogspot.co.uk/
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12.27.2008, 02:50 PM	#86
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Leave me to my thoughtful wordlessness. I want you to Bite my forehead and suck and read The currents that pass through its waterways, Through its corridors and canals, mangroves Of the inexpressible, expressible only Through consumption, only Through their decimation, only For the fantastic vampires.
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12.27.2008, 02:51 PM	#87
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	You'll love it, it's totally obvious that jesus turns you on, young lady!
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12.27.2008, 02:52 PM	#89
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I'm hot for jesus. Bow-chicka bow-owwww
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12.27.2008, 02:53 PM	#91
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	It's only $14.90.
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12.27.2008, 02:54 PM	#92
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	But I'm going to have to wrestle Jesus for it. I don't know about this.
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12.27.2008, 02:56 PM	#95
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I don't mix religion and sex. I only bump atheists, that way we won't have to worry about what denomination the offspring will be.
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12.27.2008, 03:00 PM	#96
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	C'mon, you totally want suchfriends to post bare-chested pictures of himself while he has his feet washed by another lady because you'll be able to save them on your hard drive and post them on your facebook page.
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12.27.2008, 03:01 PM	#97
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	facebook?! now you're getting a little too personal here, porky.
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12.27.2008, 03:03 PM	#98
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Me? You two posted your personals on here, and i'm the one who's getting personal?
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12.27.2008, 03:04 PM	#99
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	atheists are shit in bed, don't you know?
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12.27.2008, 03:05 PM	#100
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Religious sex is far too rigid. Post-religious sex is where it's at.
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