Fruit Survivor: Round 1

Lurker · 09.05.2006, 10:16 AM

Which fruit should we get rid of?

Hip Priest · 09.05.2006, 10:21 AM

Not a fan of pumpkin.

sonicl · 09.05.2006, 10:23 AM

Tomato, because it only qualifies as a fruit on a technicality anyway.

Lurker · 09.05.2006, 10:24 AM

pumpkin pie's nice.

jon boy · 09.05.2006, 10:28 AM

pears. remove them and their grittines.

fishmonkey · 09.05.2006, 10:44 AM

the kiwi.

pokkeherrie · 09.05.2006, 10:56 AM

off with the lemon... it's nice to prepare other food with, but on its own it's not very useful.

Pookie · 09.05.2006, 10:59 AM

Pumpkin, only because I've never tasted it.

!@#$%! · 09.05.2006, 12:24 PM

is this secretly a dadaist thread?

...

or not so secretly?

Tokolosh · 09.05.2006, 01:28 PM

"I say, pumpkin".

Everyneurotic · 09.05.2006, 01:31 PM

i don't fancy pears

Trasher02 · 09.05.2006, 01:37 PM

SHIT I pressed lemon...
It's my fav fruit EVAH

Hip Priest · 09.05.2006, 01:42 PM

Looks like hot competition between pumpkin and pear. May I make the case for pears?

Pears in yoghurt are ace. Pears can be grown in many different soils and are very adaptable; one can grow them as large tres or much smaller plants. And varieties such as Doyenne Du Comice, Merton Pride and Buerred' Anjou are very very nice.

Everyneurotic · 09.05.2006, 01:44 PM

pumpkins are halloween, and halloween is awesome; just ask the misfits.

!@#$%! · 09.05.2006, 01:48 PM

pumpkin pie is the orgasmatronic dessert of all times

fuck you assholes!

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ps get rid of the overrated kiwi. 2 kiwis + 1 banana is what you worship.

Hip Priest · 09.05.2006, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

pumpkin pie is the orgasmatronic dessert of all times

fuck you assholes!

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I've never really understood the American thing about pumpkin pie; key lime pie is far more gobamackingly yummie.

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ps get rid of the overrated kiwi. 2 kiwis + 1 banana is what you worship.

You shouldn't store bananas near other fruit; bananas make other tuff go off quicker.

!@#$%! · 09.05.2006, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hip Priest

I've never really understood the American thing about pumpkin pie; key lime pie is far more gobamackingly yummie.

You shouldn't store bananas near other fruit; bananas make other tuff go off quicker.

pumpkin pie has been medically proven to increase penile blood flow. hence the taste for it is at the root of male sexuality.

about the bananas, ha ha, yes. i was thinking visually rather than in phitochemical terms.

this, unbelievably, i found at a primary school website:

obviously it's uncircumcised

screamingskull · 09.05.2006, 02:05 PM

get rid of the tomato, Pumpkin to win!

Hip Priest · 09.05.2006, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

pumpkin pie has been medically proven to increase penile blood flow. hence the taste for it is at the root of male sexuality.

about the bananas, ha ha, yes. i was thinking visually rather than in phitochemical terms.

this, unbelievably, i found at a primary school website:

obviously it's uncircumcised

There was none of that nonsense in my school, I can tell you. It was the birds and the bees and then a good long run in the snow.

!@#$%! · 09.05.2006, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hip Priest

There was none of that nonsense in my school, I can tell you. It was the birds and the bees and then a good long run in the snow.

yes kids today are way too precocious. i'm guessing dr. spock is to blame.

http://www.cannhall.essex.sch.uk/healthy_school.htm

View Poll Results: Rotten fruit?
apple	2	4.76%
pear	4	9.52%
banana	2	4.76%
lemon	5	11.90%
orange	3	7.14%
kiwi	3	7.14%
melon	4	9.52%
pumpkin	12	28.57%
tomato	7	16.67%
strawberry	0	0%
Voters: 42. You may not vote on this poll

09.05.2006, 10:16 AM	#1
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Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Not a fan of pumpkin. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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09.05.2006, 10:23 AM	#3
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Tomato, because it only qualifies as a fruit on a technicality anyway.
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09.05.2006, 10:24 AM	#4
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09.05.2006, 10:28 AM	#5
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	pears. remove them and their grittines. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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09.05.2006, 10:44 AM	#6
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	the kiwi. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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09.05.2006, 10:56 AM	#7
pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	off with the lemon... it's nice to prepare other food with, but on its own it's not very useful.
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09.05.2006, 10:59 AM	#8
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Pumpkin, only because I've never tasted it.
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09.05.2006, 12:24 PM	#9
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,468	is this secretly a dadaist thread? ... or not so secretly?
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09.05.2006, 01:28 PM	#10
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	"I say, pumpkin". __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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09.05.2006, 01:31 PM	#11
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	i don't fancy pears __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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09.05.2006, 01:37 PM	#12
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	SHIT I pressed lemon... It's my fav fruit EVAH __________________ 666
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09.05.2006, 01:42 PM	#13
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Looks like hot competition between pumpkin and pear. May I make the case for pears? Pears in yoghurt are ace. Pears can be grown in many different soils and are very adaptable; one can grow them as large tres or much smaller plants. And varieties such as Doyenne Du Comice, Merton Pride and Buerred' Anjou are very very nice. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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09.05.2006, 01:44 PM	#14
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	pumpkins are halloween, and halloween is awesome; just ask the misfits. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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09.05.2006, 01:48 PM	#15
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,468	pumpkin pie is the orgasmatronic dessert of all times fuck you assholes! -- ps get rid of the overrated kiwi. 2 kiwis + 1 banana is what you worship.
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09.05.2006, 02:05 PM	#18
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	get rid of the tomato, Pumpkin to win!
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