the greatest sensations of life

golden child · 04.14.2006, 11:26 PM

white chedder cheez-its
black coffee
fydor dostoyevsky
bowel movement
salmon bisk
jacking off in the bathroom at school
sleeping

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 04.14.2006, 11:31 PM

I never jacked off in the bathroom at school. The bathroom at my first job, yes. I always had these crazy sexual fantasies that a customer would want it really bad and jump me.

Ummmm, yeah, Dostoyevsky, Sleeping, Eating, songs with eargasms, making sexy eye contact with a girl you have never talked to or met before.

Glice · 04.15.2006, 05:12 AM

Spine tingles just before coming up; Really strong Stilton; certain carpets; satin; the love of a good woman; fellatio.

h8kurdt · 04.15.2006, 05:31 AM

Is this a spin off of Woddy Allens "What makes life worth living"?

Listening to the half of the Washing Machine song

Grete · 04.15.2006, 06:52 AM

concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts music music my guitar my amplificator my dog astronomy love mathematics and that's all

truncated · 04.15.2006, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Spine tingles just before coming up; Really strong Stilton; certain carpets; satin; the love of a good woman; fellatio.

You have to love a guy who uses the word "fellatio."

Oh dear, where to begin:
Having your hair played with
I like the term "eargasms" so I'll steal that, and echo SJIND's sentiment
Lattes
The consistency of pudding
Stopping for a piss on a roadtrip
Backscratches
Endorphins
Getting immersed in a book
Asiago cheese
Someone idly stroking your face

Wait, are we talking actual physical sensations, or things we simply dig? This list could go on for ages.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 04.15.2006, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Ummmm, yeah, Dostoyevsky, Sleeping, Eating, songs with eargasms, making sexy eye contact with a girl you have never talked to or met before.

I just went through this a couple of days ago at school.
As for the jackin' part I think I did that once.

h8kurdt · 04.15.2006, 09:31 AM

The smell of new carpet for sure
Friends in general
Watching a realy good movie with a really good ending

Glice · 04.15.2006, 09:46 AM

So we can separate everyones favourites so far into: Bodily functions, sexual pleasures and carpet? Does that not strike anyone else as a bit weird?

truncated · 04.15.2006, 09:49 AM

Carpet is omnipresent in your everyday existence. You probably have more bodily contact with carpet than you do with any other object. Its quality is intrinsic to the human state of mind.

Savage Clone · 04.15.2006, 09:50 AM

There is no carpet in my home.
Carpet free zone here.
I loves the wood.

truncated · 04.15.2006, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

There is no carpet in my home.
Carpet free zone here.
I loves the wood.

Nah...that's just too easy.

marleypumpkin · 04.15.2006, 09:53 AM

"Most of the world is carpeted. & one day we will do the cleaning."
-Sienfeld

Savage Clone · 04.15.2006, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Nah...that's just too easy.

Easy to clean, yes.

And I need no carpet-cult to do the cleaning either!

(thanks for not taking the obvious set-up)

truncated · 04.15.2006, 09:56 AM

Seinfeld really is a definitive life manual.

Ooh your name reminds me - I LOVE plunging my hands into the cold guts of a pumpkin and tearing them out. It's so cathartic.

truncated · 04.15.2006, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Easy to clean, yes.

And I need no carpet-cult to do the cleaning either!

(thanks for not taking the obvious set-up)

Carpet-cult? Is that like a group of rug-munchers?

HA ha ha

Oh god, someone kill me

I'm on juvenile-joke-overload

Give me a lobotomy

truncated · 04.15.2006, 09:58 AM

Re: your edit -

It'll happen eventually. I am unable to control these childish impulses.

Savage Clone · 04.15.2006, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by truncated

Ooh your name reminds me - I LOVE plunging my hands into the cold guts of a pumpkin and tearing them out. It's so cathartic.

----By "pumpkin," she actually means "baby," and by "cold guts" she really means "vital organs."

Glice · 04.15.2006, 09:59 AM

As a side-line, does anyone apart from Americans actually get Seinfeld? It really doesn't make any sense to me. I know a fair few people (Jews, largely) who go farther and find it actively quite offensive and rubbish. Can anyone non-American explain it to me?

marleypumpkin · 04.15.2006, 09:59 AM

I know what you're talking about truncated. There's nothing like that feeling of holding pimpkin innards in your hand, & thinking there some foriegn substance. LIke calves brains. Fuck Yeah!

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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I never jacked off in the bathroom at school. The bathroom at my first job, yes. I always had these crazy sexual fantasies that a customer would want it really bad and jump me. Ummmm, yeah, Dostoyevsky, Sleeping, Eating, songs with eargasms, making sexy eye contact with a girl you have never talked to or met before.
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h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	Is this a spin off of Woddy Allens "What makes life worth living"? Listening to the half of the Washing Machine song __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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Grete the destroyed room Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: italy Posts: 550	concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts concerts music music my guitar my amplificator my dog astronomy love mathematics and that's all __________________ SONIC YOUTH ITALIA
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h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	The smell of new carpet for sure Friends in general Watching a realy good movie with a really good ending __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Carpet is omnipresent in your everyday existence. You probably have more bodily contact with carpet than you do with any other object. Its quality is intrinsic to the human state of mind.
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	There is no carpet in my home. Carpet free zone here. I loves the wood.
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marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	"Most of the world is carpeted. & one day we will do the cleaning." -Sienfeld __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Seinfeld really is a definitive life manual. Ooh your name reminds me - I LOVE plunging my hands into the cold guts of a pumpkin and tearing them out. It's so cathartic.
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Re: your edit - It'll happen eventually. I am unable to control these childish impulses.
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marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	I know what you're talking about truncated. There's nothing like that feeling of holding pimpkin innards in your hand, & thinking there some foriegn substance. LIke calves brains. Fuck Yeah! __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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