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Old 03.10.2011, 06:13 PM   #41
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Why bother helping this guy? He always finds an excuse. It's like he almost doesn't want to improve his life he so desperately despises.

Much as I hate to say it, I have to agree with this. It seems many of Lamont (maybe you should change that to "Lament"?) Cranston's post of late seem to center around "I'm a useless loser, please pity me". You'll never get anywhere with that attitude.

Play up your strengths and focus on what you're good at, rather than dwelling upon failure. You'll reap the rewards in time.
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Old 03.10.2011, 07:12 PM   #42
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Old 03.10.2011, 08:08 PM   #43
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It is not clear if the original post is you asking for tips or what.
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Old 03.10.2011, 08:50 PM   #44
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Old 03.10.2011, 11:23 PM   #45
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I've been at some parties the past few weeks and theres a guy there who is capable of immediately that night hooking up with any new girl present, in all other respects he is a bit of an ass IMO
How do these people do it? Why do girls fall for such douches?

He's likely a PUA dude. He's staging his assholeness to 'neg' them into a more self conscious position, and playing mind games to make him look important. It's tied to neuro-linguistic programming, self-help, and hypnotism, but under a seductive pretense...it's probably one of the scenes most filled with sexism and d00ds trying to get laid.
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Old 03.11.2011, 07:51 AM   #46
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He's likely a PUA dude. He's staging his assholeness to 'neg' them into a more self conscious position, and playing mind games to make him look important. It's tied to neuro-linguistic programming, self-help, and hypnotism, but under a seductive pretense...it's probably one of the scenes most filled with sexism and d00ds trying to get laid.

Come now. There's no trick to getting laid. It's not a question of fooling these women into jumping in bed with him. Presumably he's confident and chatty. There's not much more to it than that, I'm sure. I'd wager he's also not whinging about not finding time to post on forums either.
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Old 03.11.2011, 07:53 AM   #47
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Old 03.11.2011, 07:58 AM   #48
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Take some drugs and get some short term confidence. It works...just dont expect to be that cool the next time you see them..unless you take more drugs..but then that gets bad
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Old 03.11.2011, 10:26 AM   #49
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Come now. There's no trick to getting laid. It's not a question of fooling these women into jumping in bed with him. Presumably he's confident and chatty. There's not much more to it than that, I'm sure. I'd wager he's also not whinging about not finding time to post on forums either.

You could be completely right. I'm just saying there's people that will stage a good chunk of it and get more gullible girls. It's like sales and persuasion - by no means works on everyone, but someone can certainly increase their odds if they study that field long enough.
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Old 03.11.2011, 10:41 AM   #50
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this thread is now about forced lesbianism.

go go go!!
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Old 03.11.2011, 11:47 AM   #51
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this thread is now about forced lesbianism.

go go go!!

no, no, no.
it's just when you're too drunk and think 'ok what have i got to lose'.
like when you sleep with gay guys, and they're probably too drunk thinking 'ok, what have i got to lose'

with my friends' friends and my surroundings it gets to the point OMG that straight girl is here.

the other day i'm at this bar and this woman asks me something, we're talking and i end up saying i'm straight she goes like:

do you even know where you are? this is a gay bar in a gay street!
and I say:
yeah i live here? (not in the bar, but street)

she walks off. bitch.
didn't even buy me that beer she promised.
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Old 03.11.2011, 11:51 AM   #52
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You could be completely right. I'm just saying there's people that will stage a good chunk of it and get more gullible girls. It's like sales and persuasion - by no means works on everyone, but someone can certainly increase their odds if they study that field long enough.

odds?

that's what's interesting about the thread.
the guy complains about the douchebags but wants to know how to be more like them?
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Old 03.11.2011, 11:55 AM   #53
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Well go out, pick up some girls and prove me wrong then!
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Old 03.11.2011, 12:07 PM   #54
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so the point is picking up girls?
sad predator life.
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Old 03.11.2011, 12:19 PM   #55
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That seems like what he's asking for.
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Old 03.11.2011, 12:36 PM   #56
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odds?

that's what's interesting about the thread.
the guy complains about the douchebags but wants to know how to be more like them?

At least in terms of how they see it...in terms of 'odds'. Some of the people I do business with are into a lot of the persuasion/sales stuff, and it's basically the same but for getting laid and they yap about it a lot. Though most of the girls they talk about really have no brain at all, and can't see through it.
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Old 03.11.2011, 12:56 PM   #57
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like when you sleep with gay guys, and they're probably too drunk thinking 'ok, what have i got to lose'

you make me feel like such a cheap slut.
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Old 03.11.2011, 12:58 PM   #58
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you make me feel like such a cheap slut.

not cheap.
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Old 03.11.2011, 01:10 PM   #59
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At least in terms of how they see it...in terms of 'odds'. Some of the people I do business with are into a lot of the persuasion/sales stuff, and it's basically the same but for getting laid and they yap about it a lot. Though most of the girls they talk about really have no brain at all, and can't see through it.
That reminds me of the movie 'Kids' when Telly gives the "I think you'd enjoy it... cause I really care about you" speeches to the girls he's trying to lay.
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Old 03.11.2011, 01:20 PM   #60
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not cheap.

at least MY hypothetical gay bought me drinks (and a truckload of amyl nitrates, I'm sure).
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