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Old 07.29.2007, 02:09 PM   #41
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My first guitar was a black and white version of that, I still have it.

I actually have one of those things in my room too, its my friends and he continually leaves it here despite my objections...
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Old 07.29.2007, 02:21 PM   #42
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Ah yeah, the gross 80s hair metal guitar. Good call.

the 'one of my parents was famous' guy

 


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Old 07.29.2007, 02:53 PM   #43
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"Classical music can be fun!"


 



 



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Old 07.29.2007, 02:56 PM   #44
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Could you imagine an indie band playing hair metal guitars onstage? headfuck

yes.

another pop musis train wreck....




 


explain that to me

didn't we get enough of this


 


back when those guitars were popular? did we need a comeback?
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Old 07.29.2007, 02:56 PM   #45
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Black Metal! - what makes Black Metal so hillarious is the artists' total lack of humor and irony over what they do.



 


Guitar wankery and 80's Metal - The 80's gave birth to the Yngwie Malmsteens, Joe Satrianis and Steve Vai's of this world...


 


.....and in doing so they have created a whole new generation who wish to follow in their footsteps. Bands like Dragonforce writing bullshit boring songs about magical beings, dragons and wizards ...

Also bands that are 'Oh So Metal'



 


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Old 07.29.2007, 03:04 PM   #46
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Superfluous strings/ session bassists:

 


Corpse paint [proviso - this is so awful it's actually brilliant]

 


"Get some gospel singers in, that'll make it a bit less shit. London community gospel choir, they'll do [it's always them that'll fucking do]"

 


"The Beach Boys had a theramin - that'll make our songs less shit as well" [NB - does not apply to Add N to X]

 
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Old 07.29.2007, 03:05 PM   #47
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Ha. Great minds, Mr Machine.
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Old 07.29.2007, 03:09 PM   #48
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The beach boys didn't use a theremin..
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Old 07.29.2007, 03:16 PM   #49
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Old 07.29.2007, 03:18 PM   #50
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Yes yes, Herr Muso, but the accepted wisdom amongst much of musician-kind is that they did.
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Old 07.29.2007, 03:50 PM   #51
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The now ironic lighter in the air during a power ballad thing.


 


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Old 07.29.2007, 05:33 PM   #52
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The beach boys didn't use a theremin..

listen to Good Vibrations.
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Old 07.29.2007, 05:39 PM   #53
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listen to Good Vibrations.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rjBRR4esvzY

Thats one of these bad boys, a singing saw. They sound about the same.
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Old 07.29.2007, 05:40 PM   #54
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Power ballads

Lighters in the air

Closing your eyes when singing a slow song

"I can't hear you!!!"

Going off stage having not performed the only famous song you have. Oh, I wonder if there'll be an encore.

Keyboard guitars.

Katrina and the Waves' Walking on Sunshine

Saxophone solos in the middle of every pop song (you probably had to be alive in the late 1980's to appreciate the annoyance of this)


Rap breaks in the middle of every pop song (you probably had to be alive in the early 1990's to appreciate the annoyance of this)
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Old 07.29.2007, 06:26 PM   #55
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Superfluous strings/ session bassists:


 







bahahahahaha.
This was not mentioned soon enough.
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Old 07.30.2007, 05:17 AM   #56
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Katrina and the Waves' Walking on Sunshine


I quite like this song now, hated it at the time.
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Old 07.30.2007, 05:26 AM   #57
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Old 07.30.2007, 05:27 AM   #58
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Closing your eyes when singing a slow song

Keyboard guitars.

Saxophone solos in the middle of every pop song (you probably had to be alive in the late 1980's to appreciate the annoyance of this)

Nothing wrong with these things. Nope. Nothing.
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Old 07.30.2007, 07:39 AM   #59
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Inflatable satan!

The only time it looked cool was when I seen this band called Kids In Glass Houses do it. But they had an inflatable palm tree. The only thing was the band was a slightly shit emo band from the infamous South Wales Post-Hardcore scene. So yeah Inflatable objects invariably mean the band is utter shite.
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Old 07.30.2007, 07:47 AM   #60
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