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Old 08.11.2010, 12:32 PM   #1
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Is there a song that seems to be played at EVERY goddamn bar/karaoke bar/wedding/bar mitzvah/ etc
...that you absolutely HATE?
me:
weddings - Color My World
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Old 08.11.2010, 01:22 PM   #2
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Queen songs?

and everybody around me always seems to know all the words when they are played, and i never know any of the words...my parents didn't listen to Queen, they listened to the Grateful Dead.. i know the words to grateful dead songs, but they don't get played at weddings
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Old 08.11.2010, 01:30 PM   #3
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Any occasion that involves the playing of either Tina Turner's 'Simply the Best' or the Sugababes 'Here Comes the Girls'.
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Old 08.11.2010, 01:35 PM   #4
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Any occasion that involves the playing of either Tina Turner's 'Simply the Best' or the Sugababes 'Here Comes the Girls'.


oh boy, whenever the boots advert comes on....man does that song suck...
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Old 08.11.2010, 01:42 PM   #5
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at every fucking karaeoke place I ahve ever frequented

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART. Hate that fucking song unless I am in the mood for some 4th grade reminiscing.



at every fucking party I ahve ever been to, eventually some girl will put on Me & Bobby Magee by Janis Joplin

I personally could go my entire life without ever hearing that fucking bloated shit ever again
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Old 08.11.2010, 02:17 PM   #6
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i know the words to grateful dead songs, but they don't get played at weddings

usually wedding goers aren't out of their minds on acid so that may explain why.
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Old 08.11.2010, 03:55 PM   #7
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at every fucking karaeoke place I ahve ever frequented

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART. Hate that fucking song unless I am in the mood for some 4th grade reminiscing.



best. song. ever.
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Old 08.11.2010, 10:43 PM   #8
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don't stop believin' makes me nauseated. it was my graduating class' song. ugh.
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Old 08.11.2010, 11:27 PM   #9
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at every fucking karaeoke place I ahve ever frequented

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART. Hate that fucking song unless I am in the mood for some 4th grade reminiscing.



at every fucking party I ahve ever been to, eventually some girl will put on Me & Bobby Magee by Janis Joplin

I personally could go my entire life without ever hearing that fucking bloated shit ever again

This one's for you:
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Old 08.11.2010, 11:58 PM   #10
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something bruce springsteen and something elton john
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Old 08.12.2010, 12:06 AM   #11
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Bars - the only one I semi-frequent has a "vinyl Monday", which means people bring their own records and they play them. Always an eclectic mix of punk, 60's, strange star wars disco shit., blues, 80's fun hair cheese.

I wouldn't be caught dead in a karaoke bar. I did go, ONCE, but never again. The experience boiled down to me making fun of some asshole singing along to "mother" by Danzig. I was drunk, it was funny, but not funny enough to do again. I really shoulda got my ass kicked that night. Danzig loves violence.

Weddings...only ever been to two. I hate them. The first was my dad's second wedding, I don't remember what music was played, just remember feeling cool in my little tiny tux...I was pretending to be in Miami Vice. Haha...that long ago. The second was my best friend's. I was the best man. It was outdoors and music consisted of some dude with an acoustic guitar playing Radiohead covers...it was interesting.

Guess I don't frequent said locations enough to really...I don't know...have any solid input.
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Old 08.12.2010, 12:07 AM   #12
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something bruce springsteen and something elton john

That Bruce Springsteen always looks like he just got off work, even after all these years.

I think Buzz O. said this once. If he didn't, he shoulda.
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Old 08.12.2010, 01:04 AM   #13
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that time of your life song by green day.....
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Old 08.12.2010, 01:06 AM   #14
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That time of my life song from dirty dancing. Thankfully, I never hear it anywhere except my apartment and that's only when there are too many people around and I'm wanting them to leave.
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Old 08.12.2010, 01:08 AM   #15
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it used to be katy perry i kissed a girl but now its lady ga ga that can fuck the fuck off.
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Old 08.12.2010, 02:14 AM   #16
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Old 08.12.2010, 02:31 AM   #17
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Old 08.12.2010, 02:32 AM   #18
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Old 08.12.2010, 01:04 PM   #19
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Old 08.12.2010, 01:28 PM   #20
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Anything by Billy Joel. For a man that's crashed his car so many times, you'd think we'd have lucked out by now and he'd have ended up like this. Or at least had his wounds fucked by James Spader. Then, you know, infection.

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