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Old 01.11.2008, 07:17 PM   #21
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Hank Williams - My love for you (has turned to hate)
and how about Hank's Your Cheatin Heart.
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Old 01.11.2008, 07:56 PM   #22
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and how about Hank's Your Cheatin Heart.

How about Hank in general eh? Can't beat the Hank. Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers all go "Fuck me, that's fucking good" when they hear Hank.
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Old 01.11.2008, 07:56 PM   #23
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Old 01.11.2008, 08:07 PM   #24
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How about Hank in general eh? Can't beat the Hank. Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers all go "Fuck me, that's fucking good" when they hear Hank.
I agree with the sentiment, but Dolly wouldn't use that language, for sure.
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Old 01.11.2008, 08:08 PM   #25
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You're right, she wouldn't; well, at least in public. I love Dolly.
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Old 01.11.2008, 08:09 PM   #26
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Old 01.11.2008, 08:14 PM   #27
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Swears like a cunt in private, you mark my words.
one thing i've learned is that, like Dolly, you are a very funny and clever man (for Dolly, make that "woman"). So no need for the c's and f's.
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Old 01.11.2008, 08:28 PM   #28
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one thing i've learned is that, like Dolly, you are a very funny and clever man (for Dolly, make that "woman"). So no need for the c's and f's.
You're most kind. But I like swearing. It's big, and it's clever.
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Old 01.11.2008, 08:44 PM   #29
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Old 01.11.2008, 09:10 PM   #30
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Shellac - Prayer to God


Good call. Man, I love that song.
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Old 01.11.2008, 10:40 PM   #31
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Anthrax by Gang Of Four

"love is like a case of anthrax,
and that's something I don't wanna catch"
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Old 01.11.2008, 11:12 PM   #32
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Gang of Four- Anthrax
Tom Waits- I Hope I Don't Fall In Love With You
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Old 01.12.2008, 05:34 AM   #33
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I hope I lie
And tell everyone you were a good wife
And I hope you die
I hope we both die
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Old 01.12.2008, 11:32 AM   #34
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Hank ftw.


The first song that popped into my head was Belle and Sebastian's "I Don't Love Anyone."
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Old 01.12.2008, 07:29 PM   #35
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nick cave and the bad seeds -

let love in
where the wild roses grow
henry lee
into my arms
do you love me
babe i got you bad


grinderman -

i don't need you to set me free

johnny cash / neil diamond -

solitary man

johnny cash / will oldham -

i see a darkness

einsturzende neubauten -

morning dew
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Old 01.12.2008, 07:32 PM   #36
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Lets go with Bob Dylans Lovesick. Dont really like Bob, but this is a great song.
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Old 01.12.2008, 07:53 PM   #37
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"Lover I Don't Have To Love" by Bright Eyes:

'Love's an excuse to get hurt
And to hurt
Do you like to hurt?
"I do, I do"
Then hurt me'

or their song 'Ship In A Bottle':

'Don't you love what is intangible
I have built this ship in a wine bottle
But if you knew who I was
You would never grow old'

Actually.. yeah.. just everything they (well, Conor) ever wrote was cynical.
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Old 01.12.2008, 08:09 PM   #38
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Hank ftw.


The first song that popped into my head was Belle and Sebastian's "I Don't Love Anyone."
Good call, totally forgot about that song.
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Old 01.13.2008, 05:02 AM   #39
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Holly Golightly : I Can't Be Trusted ("All the time I'm on your mind, you should try to find another, in the back of my neck is no kindness, only lies as you'll discover, I can't be trusted, why won't you see, I won't give you anything, anything but misery")

Les Calamités : Pas la peine (my favourite French band; the singer is tired of her boyfriend and tries to find a cool way to get rid of him without being mean; so she starts doing things that would eventually lead him to say it's over; it works, she's happy happy happy, but all of a sudden he comes back because he feels good by her side; as the more she acted like a stupid girl, the more he believed he was way superior to her; in the end she questions her tactics, saying that it had not been worth the pain)

Adrienne Pauly : J'veux un mec (where she says that she can't care less about your thoughts, friends, job, gym, backache, soul, wife, shrink, all she wants is you to make love to her properly, no flowers but kisses, can't care less about your mom who left you, your dad who left you, your ex who haunts you, your motorbike that's bothering you and so on)

The Shams (with Sue Garner) : Love Me with Your Mind ("I know that you can procreate but can you truly conjugate?" among other things)

Male singers are far less cynical as I couldn't find any...
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Old 01.13.2008, 09:05 AM   #40
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Hospital by The Modern Lovers.
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