So whos going to Pitchfork Music Fest?

DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK · 04.12.2007, 03:57 PM

How hard will it be to sneak in breastmilk? I was just curious how stringent the searches upon entering the campgrounds are. Dogs, full bag scan etc is what i'm getting at. The reason I ask this is because I will be sneaking in a few gallons of South Asias finest "mushacha" and it would break my heart if I had to choose between my beloved breastmilk and waiting in line for another 3 hours after putting my stash back in the car(if they're nice enough to give it back to me, it is mushacha after all) if they were to stumble upon it. Has anyone here had experience doing this or could anyone give me any pointers? The milk is to yellow the sludgy for me to pass it off as dull old regular milk, thats already out of the question. I just want to make sure I got my 'tang' with me the whole ride through in case I choose to indulge, theres nothing like a tall lukewarm glass of 'tang' in the desert. Let me know if youd like to join the party, just give me a PM, would like to connect with some other enthusiasts. Thanks again!

-Merle

floatingslowly · 04.12.2007, 04:24 PM

tell them that you have agammaglobulinemia and that it's prescriptive.

that should do the trick.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 04.12.2007, 07:56 PM

best. thread. evar

Rupert 'Stiles' Stilinski · 04.13.2007, 05:38 AM

We don't get the option to drink it from your breast, a la GRAPES OF WRATH, do we?

fishmonkey · 04.13.2007, 05:52 AM

who the fuck are you?

and how the fuck are you drunk off brest milk at yr age?

04.12.2007, 03:57 PM	#1
DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK empty page Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 1	How hard will it be to sneak in breastmilk? I was just curious how stringent the searches upon entering the campgrounds are. Dogs, full bag scan etc is what i'm getting at. The reason I ask this is because I will be sneaking in a few gallons of South Asias finest "mushacha" and it would break my heart if I had to choose between my beloved breastmilk and waiting in line for another 3 hours after putting my stash back in the car(if they're nice enough to give it back to me, it is mushacha after all) if they were to stumble upon it. Has anyone here had experience doing this or could anyone give me any pointers? The milk is to yellow the sludgy for me to pass it off as dull old regular milk, thats already out of the question. I just want to make sure I got my 'tang' with me the whole ride through in case I choose to indulge, theres nothing like a tall lukewarm glass of 'tang' in the desert. Let me know if youd like to join the party, just give me a PM, would like to connect with some other enthusiasts. Thanks again! -Merle
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	tell them that you have agammaglobulinemia and that it's prescriptive. that should do the trick.
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cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	best. thread. evar
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Rupert 'Stiles' Stilinski children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Japan Posts: 345	We don't get the option to drink it from your breast, a la GRAPES OF WRATH, do we?
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04.13.2007, 05:52 AM	#5
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	who the fuck are you? and how the fuck are you drunk off brest milk at yr age? __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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