odd sex stories - Page 2

Tokolosh · 11.14.2009, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i girl i went out with a few years ago wanted me to shit on her, but scat stuff is further than i'm prepared to go.
i don't really see what the problem is with talking about this stuff though, especially because tokolosh always used to post body stocking fetish pictures and other gross stuff like that.

Let's get something straight. Zentai, cosplay, full body spandex or kigurumi fetishes are way sexier that shitfests.
They all originated in the east (something you know little of) and wouldn't be able to afford while living with mommy and daddy.
The sole purpose of these activities are to arouse the sense of touch.
Nothing to do with smelly bodily fluids, penetration or golden showers.

Now, fuck off.

Genteel Death · 11.14.2009, 01:57 PM

Two guys who used to live next door to me used to piss on each other so much they rot the carpet, and stunk their sitting room of urine. I love it more when the oddness leads to sex that is a simulation of something that is meant to turn a person on, unless it's the vanilla type or getting tied up to a wooden wheel while someone pours hot candle-wax on your body.

Toilet & Bowels · 11.14.2009, 02:00 PM

here are some pictures for your spank bank tokolosh

Tokolosh · 11.14.2009, 02:03 PM

Real dolls are not my thing. Try again.

Toilet & Bowels · 11.14.2009, 02:03 PM

oh my word, get the tissues ready tokolosh

Genteel Death · 11.14.2009, 02:05 PM

Tokolosh · 11.14.2009, 02:09 PM

Nope. Wrong again.
I'm only prepared to discuss these things with Nefeli.

Bye.

Toilet & Bowels · 11.14.2009, 02:14 PM

woah, a fucking orgy!
http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/759...CFF610D5B4FC25

atsonicpark · 11.14.2009, 02:20 PM

Sex is so interesting...and controversial!

Cosplay sex is the best

Genteel Death · 11.14.2009, 02:52 PM

sex is not really that controversial at all. I get bored when someone talks about all the time, save for a few close friends whom I have sex with and walk it like they talk it. There's nothing worse than someone turning out to be a totally conventional fuck after they've been bragging about this and that. That's the worst.

atsonicpark · 11.14.2009, 05:56 PM

Yeah.

I am really interested in sex, specifically sex that is a bit unconventional, figured people would post something interesting in this thread.

Toilet & Bowels · 11.14.2009, 07:22 PM

last time i posted on here about my sexual antics (at my office party last year) some lurker who knows who i am but i don't know who (s)he is responded, asking if i had got involved with a specific colleague (i hadn't) and then (s)he never replied to my PM asking how (s)he knew who i am and stuff, which was kind of creepy.

amerikangod · 11.14.2009, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

but scat stuff is further than i'm prepared to go.

Your username is terribly misleading.

Toilet & Bowels · 11.14.2009, 08:51 PM

my interest in poo and poo paraphenalia is merely non-sexual.
especially after seeing this:
http://www.veronica-moser.com/welcome/welcome.html

Anngella · 11.14.2009, 09:00 PM

I know a girl online who wants to be beaten up. Like, wants her jaw broken. She loves blood and stuff and has a hard time finding porn like that.

She also teaches 2nd grade.

Umm I think the sex I've had has all been pretty normal, at least by liberal standards. Then again I haven't had that many opportunities to experiment.

akprodr · 11.14.2009, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella

I know a girl online who wants to be beaten up. Like, wants her jaw broken. She loves blood and stuff and has a hard time finding porn like that.

Hmm. Wonder why...

Heck, I'm not fond of a lot of the free porn out there. Gagging? Nope, don't really get it.

Glice · 11.14.2009, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

sex is not really that controversial at all. I get bored when someone talks about all the time, save for a few close friends whom I have sex with and walk it like they talk it. There's nothing worse than someone turning out to be a totally conventional fuck after they've been bragging about this and that. That's the worst.

It's funny. I'd more comfortably discuss this sort of thing over a pint. But not explicitly. But you're 400% right. The people who talk about 'being a freak' are usually the least interesting in the sack.

Having said that. And I must speak obliquely. There are instances where myself and acquaintances have enjoyed the company of a certain other, who I've found less interesting than the other person has, or vice versa, in matters of physical affection. Which is to say that it really is very personal, between you and the other person(s) involved.

I don't think peccadilloes are in any way similar to 'freakishness'. Everyone has a 'thing', but that doesn't make them 'weird' in the sack. What I'm saying is that once you've sowed your oats a bit more you'll realise quite what's out there, Mr Park.

Glice · 11.14.2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Let's get something straight. Zentai, cosplay, full body spandex or kigurumi fetishes are way sexier that shitfests.
They all originated in the east (something you know little of) and wouldn't be able to afford while living with mommy and daddy.
The sole purpose of these activities are to arouse the sense of touch.
Nothing to do with smelly bodily fluids, penetration or golden showers.

Also, this post made me think that you really need to get off the internet. I am aware of the irony of me saying that on the internet but... seriously, sort your life out.

terriblecanyons · 11.14.2009, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Let's get something straight. Zentai, cosplay, full body spandex or kigurumi fetishes are way sexier that shitfests.
They all originated in the east (something you know little of) and wouldn't be able to afford while living with mommy and daddy.
The sole purpose of these activities are to arouse the sense of touch.
Nothing to do with smelly bodily fluids, penetration or golden showers.

Now, fuck off.

amerikangod · 11.14.2009, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

my interest in poo and poo paraphenalia is merely non-sexual.

Fair enough. I approve of poo being enjoyed in non-sexual ways.

11.14.2009, 01:57 PM	#22
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	Two guys who used to live next door to me used to piss on each other so much they rot the carpet, and stunk their sitting room of urine. I love it more when the oddness leads to sex that is a simulation of something that is meant to turn a person on, unless it's the vanilla type or getting tied up to a wooden wheel while someone pours hot candle-wax on your body.
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11.14.2009, 02:00 PM	#23
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,215	here are some pictures for your spank bank tokolosh
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11.14.2009, 02:03 PM	#24
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Real dolls are not my thing. Try again. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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11.14.2009, 02:03 PM	#25
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,215	oh my word, get the tissues ready tokolosh
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11.14.2009, 02:05 PM	#26
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	haha
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11.14.2009, 02:09 PM	#27
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Nope. Wrong again. I'm only prepared to discuss these things with Nefeli. Bye. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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11.14.2009, 02:14 PM	#28
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,215	woah, a fucking orgy! http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/759...CFF610D5B4FC25
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11.14.2009, 02:20 PM	#29
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Sex is so interesting...and controversial! Cosplay sex is the best __________________
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11.14.2009, 02:52 PM	#30
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	sex is not really that controversial at all. I get bored when someone talks about all the time, save for a few close friends whom I have sex with and walk it like they talk it. There's nothing worse than someone turning out to be a totally conventional fuck after they've been bragging about this and that. That's the worst.
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11.14.2009, 05:56 PM	#31
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Yeah. I am really interested in sex, specifically sex that is a bit unconventional, figured people would post something interesting in this thread. __________________
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11.14.2009, 07:22 PM	#32
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,215	last time i posted on here about my sexual antics (at my office party last year) some lurker who knows who i am but i don't know who (s)he is responded, asking if i had got involved with a specific colleague (i hadn't) and then (s)he never replied to my PM asking how (s)he knew who i am and stuff, which was kind of creepy.
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11.14.2009, 08:51 PM	#34
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,215	my interest in poo and poo paraphenalia is merely non-sexual. especially after seeing this: http://www.veronica-moser.com/welcome/welcome.html
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11.14.2009, 09:00 PM	#35
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	I know a girl online who wants to be beaten up. Like, wants her jaw broken. She loves blood and stuff and has a hard time finding porn like that. She also teaches 2nd grade. Umm I think the sex I've had has all been pretty normal, at least by liberal standards. Then again I haven't had that many opportunities to experiment. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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