[FruitLoop]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

cows spread syphilis and gonorrhea??

what about goats, donkeys and (of course) dogs? are they clean? I'd ask about chickens too, but I've heard that's frowned upon.

I guess the best person to ask such a question would have been Bodil Joensen (no worries, it's wikipedia - work-safe but not to be trusted 100% for accuracy), but she died 22 years ago...

[Inhuman]

Originally Posted by FruitLoop

I guess the best person to ask such a question would have been Bodil Joensen (no worries, it's wikipedia - work-safe but not to be trusted 100% for accuracy), but she died 22 years ago...

She gave her last interview in 1980[7] and died in 1985. Many believed her to have committed suicide, however in the April 2006 UK documentary, "The Dark Side of Porn: The Search For Animal Farm," which traced the production of the notorious underground film known as Animal Farm from excerpts of her many bestiality films, it was stated by a close friend of Bodil's that she died on January 3, 1985 from cirrhosis of the liver.

[val-holla-ing]

tragic.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by FruitLoop

I guess the best person to ask such a question would have been Bodil Joensen (no worries, it's wikipedia - work-safe but not to be trusted 100% for accuracy), but she died 22 years ago...

holy crap!

I didn't really care too much at first mention of the "love of her life", Spot the dog, until I read further and found out that Spot was a girl-dog.

never before have I read about lesbian bestiality.

gawd loves the internet.

[Inhuman]

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

i asked a boy if he's attending homecoming and if he wants to go with me. yes, i am a terrible person.

should i wait until he gives me a final answer to break up or do it now?

This is an interesting situation!
The thing with telling him off right away, is that you need to approach him and whether he intended to go with you or not, tell him you're not interested anymore. Then again, if you wait for a final answer, he might say he doesn't want to anyway, and you're off the hook.

It's a pretty tight call, but personally I think that it would be more benificial to wait for a final answer, and you can probably slip a quick "oh sorrrry, I believe I have someone else", or "I really don't know if I'm going" or demonstrating uncertainty some way to tell him off politely, but also be truthful. But if you talk to him often enough and the subject comes up BEFORE he gives you an answer, then tell him then. Otherwise, if you go out of your way to tell him you're not available anymore, it might make you look pretty bad

[SynthethicalY]

If seven is too long, then what is too small? Sorry for the narrowmindedness of this question.

[edward_sick]

Originally Posted by Inhuman

This is an interesting situation!

It's a pretty tight call, but personally I think that it would be more benificial to wait for a final answer, and you can probably slip a quick "oh sorrrry, I believe I have someone else", or "I really don't know if I'm going" or demonstrating uncertainty some way to tell him off politely.

dont do that. i hate it when girls do that its sickening.
tell him the truth but be nice about it.

[ALIEN ANAL]

i dont get schizoz problem?
you asked a boy to go...and then what?

[Everyneurotic]

dear inhuman,

i'm getting ready for my date and i can't find my peanut butter; worse, rocky is already here and wearing a sexy ass new collar and it's getting me very randy. what should i do?

best,

tom rufflemayer, montana.

[alyasa]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

dear inhuman,

i'm getting ready for my date and i can't find my peanut butter; worse, rocky is already here and wearing a sexy ass new collar and it's getting me very randy. what should i do?

best,

tom rufflemayer, montana.

That's easy! Grape jam will do!

[Inhuman]

Originally Posted by edward_sick

dont do that. i hate it when girls do that its sickening.
tell him the truth but be nice about it.

Schizo, don't listen to this man. He's a creep

Originally Posted by edward_sick

thats ok.
i accept that i am creepy, sick, gross, dirty and whatever else people think of me or call me.
i like it

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by alyasa

That's easy! Grape jam will do!

tom was addressing INHUMAN THE LOVE DOCTOR...but you're probably the voice of experience here so i'm sure mr. rufflemayer appreciates your input.


j/k.

[edward_sick]

Originally Posted by Inhuman

Schizo, don't listen to this man. He's a creep

therefore im not intelligent or wise or insightful?
sure

[alyasa]

My input, haha.

[Inhuman]

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

oh, maybe i worded it wrong. i meant- i'm still a terrible person- i asked another boy while still having a boyfriend. i still don't. i was thinking about this for a while and the break-up reason wasn't about homecoming. now i just have the drama concerning my friends/our mothers (they were fucking planning our wedding, and i'm just barely kidding) and the fact that it's homecoming. still waiting on an answer for the homecoming boy. i only really see him in two classes/marching band.

ooh, this still somewhat confuses me. So you're telling off the guy you asked, or you're breaking up with your boyfriend? Seems really iffy either way .

[val-holla-ing]

i have to write four lesson plans tonight...but i also bought "death proof" last night and really wanna watch it...but i'm sure that this girl i know is going to want to have sex all night...what do i do? is there any way to do it all?

[Everyneurotic]

if you're unhappy, break up; no need to perpetuate the drama.

in my opinion...

[SynthethicalY]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

if you're unhappy, break up; no need to perpetuate the drama.

in my opinion...

Agreed.

[alyasa]

Originally Posted by val-holla-ing

i have to write four lesson plans tonight...but i also bought "death proof" last night and really wanna watch it...but i'm sure that this girl i know is going to want to have sex all night...what do i do? is there any way to do it all?

I wish I had yr problems... Except for the 4 lesson plans bit of course...

[Inhuman]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

if you're unhappy, break up; no need to perpetuate the drama.

in my opinion...

Yep. By letting it drag on, it could mess things up even worse for all three of you. Do it as soon as you can IMO