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Old 03.10.2007, 12:29 PM   #1
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why wasn't it BY ME???
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Old 03.10.2007, 12:42 PM   #2
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why wasn't it BY ME???


Because as a theory goes, she doesn't like hispanics.
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Old 03.10.2007, 12:43 PM   #3
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you should make a poll, predicting whether it will be a boy or girl. either way that going to be one beautiful baby
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Old 03.10.2007, 12:44 PM   #4
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is penelope cruz the father?
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Old 03.10.2007, 12:45 PM   #5
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is penelope cruz the father?

No Tom cruise, he is trying to breed as much as possible. In order to have a holy war with Scientology on one side, and other religions on the other.
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Old 03.10.2007, 12:47 PM   #6
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No Tom cruise, he is trying to breed as much as possible. In order to have a holy war with Scientology on one side, and other religions on the other.

that would make a great south park episode.
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Old 03.10.2007, 12:55 PM   #7
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Because as a theory goes, she doesn't like hispanics.

life is SO unfair!!

ha ha ha
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Old 03.10.2007, 01:00 PM   #8
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life is SO unfair!!


Is that in a valley voice?
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Old 03.10.2007, 01:06 PM   #9
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Is that in a valley voice?

fuck NO!

besides it's just a joke.

she's such a hottie though-- yum yum
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Old 03.10.2007, 01:13 PM   #10
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HERE YOU GO!!! oh why am I yelling? here you go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDJD2mpmM0c
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Old 03.10.2007, 01:17 PM   #11
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HERE YOU GO!!! oh why am I yelling? here you go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDJD2mpmM0c

bless you!

to tell the truth the main attraction is not her looks, it's that on top of that gorgeous pair of tetas, lovely face, and perfect skin, she's a smart, passionate and well read woman-- i saw her once talk circles around charlie rose and i was forever smitten. (unfortunately that's not on youtube-- i checked!)
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Old 03.10.2007, 01:18 PM   #12
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Yeah from the interviews I've seen of her, she looks educated. No wonder the Mexican press hates her.
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Old 03.10.2007, 01:25 PM   #13
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oh! do they? i just checked her wikipedia entry and i could see she dates only gringos. pinche salma!!

ha ha ha

anyway, this has been fun. my car is ready & i gotta go. i need BREAKFAST!
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Old 03.11.2007, 12:12 AM   #14
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it's my baby. i tricked her by wearing some abercrombie and fitch and wearing a basebal cap with the extreme curved brim. i just told her that i went to barbados and got a "hella tan, bro!" and she believed it until i nutted all in her and yelled out "oh no! today's opposite day!"

she didn't like that very much.
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Old 03.12.2007, 11:53 AM   #15
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this is the guy who stuck his cock in salma's tight wet 40 year old pussy and got her pregnant and who is her fiancee. he is a french millionaire.


 




 



 
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Old 03.12.2007, 12:24 PM   #16
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why wasn't it BY ME???

it occurs to me what would your wife think if she saw these threads?
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Old 03.12.2007, 12:28 PM   #17
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Old 03.12.2007, 12:29 PM   #18
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it occurs to me what would your wife think if she saw these threads?

really??

my wife knows all too well my fascination with latinas.

hell, she's even registered here and I don't care what she thinks!

baby, I'd drop you like a hot taco if Salma came calling.


PS: Rob, keep posting pics please.
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Old 03.12.2007, 12:31 PM   #19
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Meh..

I've seen way better.
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Old 03.12.2007, 12:37 PM   #20
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it occurs to me what would your wife think if she saw these threads?

well, depending on her mood, she could

a) hit me where it hurts

b) laugh her ass off and pat me on the head condescendingly

c) approve of my excellent taste for women, and demand i get her pregnant on the spot

d) wonder why the hell she wasn't born a man so she herself could get salma pregnant

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baby, I'd drop you like a hot taco if Salma came calling.

ha ha ha ha ha

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Meh..

I've seen way better.

anybody can make such claims, the question is not what have you seen but what have you touched. eh??????
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