Introduce Yrself. - Page 75

floatingslowly · 06.18.2009, 09:28 AM

^^^ how about you eat a bag of dicks? no, really, go on and have a bite (or two). you'll like them. they are salty.

I think zombie robot is trying to seduce me. she says ALL the right things!

I love the raveonettes with every bone in my body.

and by bone, I mean, I'm at full-staff.

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eventually condemn you to lameness.

that boat started sailing long ago. I'd love to get off, but it'll have to be run aground first.

floatingslowly · 06.18.2009, 09:44 AM

speaking of bones, I just had my arm compared to a horse's penis.

I'm still trying to figure out if this is awesome or not.

verme (prevaricator) · 06.18.2009, 10:06 AM

do dicks taste like salty pumpkin seeds? cause if they do, i'll.

horse dicks, uh? you have two horse dicks coming out your shoulders?
that's pretty disgusting, but i admire your typing skills.

floatingslowly · 06.18.2009, 10:14 AM

apparently, from my shoulder to my elbow is the approximate size of a horse's dick.

a coworker (one of my favorites) was talking about some horse-porn she watched back-in-the-day and used my arm for instructional purposes.

I do that to people. I make them talk about their horse-porn experiences.

Shifty Prophet · 06.18.2009, 10:17 AM

You are gifted.

nicfit · 06.18.2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

salty pumpkin seeds

love those.
^^^^
non dicks-related affirmation.

Shifty Prophet · 06.18.2009, 10:22 AM

^nice qualifier!

Zombie Robot · 06.18.2009, 02:51 PM

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hi zombie robot.

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you look hot.
jamwise, those are easy names to spit in a sy forum and that was a bit of a turn off, though.

bye.

oh, and there's already one zombie robot character here. two might be a bit too much and eventually condemn you to lameness.

i'm just saying.

ummm, thanks for the input. why do you say bye half way thru a thought on an internet forum? anyway. not to try and turn you on or anything, but just as some other useless information other bands that i am interested include: captain beefheart, gastr del sol, the fall, velvet underground, butthole surfers, early melvins, sebadoh, prefuse 73, jandek, sunn o))), boris, television, mbv, teenage jesus, mars, joni mitchell, patti smith, the stooges. ETC. fucker.

who is the other zombie robot character you speak of? if its that floslowbot guy i have already decided to make babies with his lady and after he short circuits from watching us have an undead fuckfest we will eat his brains.

Zombie Robot · 06.18.2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

apparently, from my shoulder to my elbow is the approximate size of a horse's dick.

you should def get into fisting.

floatingslowly · 06.18.2009, 03:25 PM

^^^ do you think I could get her to strap a horn to her head?

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if its that floslowbot guy i have already decided to make babies with his lady and after he short circuits from watching us have an undead fuckfest we will eat his brains.

yay! mantiss-style!

although I can't say the lady would actually like another baby, I'm down for whatever.

I'd happily donate my brain to sexual science!

looking glass spectacle · 06.20.2009, 03:21 AM

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looking glass, if you are with us, please send us a sign by ringing this bell.

...if i must.

floatingslowly · 06.22.2009, 03:35 PM

I had a sneaking suspicion last week. psuedo-seance was required for final confirmation, however.

don't stay away so damned long next time. yr one of the few people here I would go so far as to consider a friend.

what the fuck happened with Decatur Ice? I wanted to read it.

also, if you want to delete yr cover-blowing post above, I'll understand.

looking glass spectacle · 06.22.2009, 10:08 PM

mike scaccia's ex-girlfriend, huh?

decatur ice... the woman in the photos is my ex. i thought it would be cathartic to fictionalize her, but it kinda just made me not want to ever work on it. not much of a writer anyway...

floatingslowly · 06.22.2009, 10:48 PM

demon-possessed if anybody ever was. coked-out smack-junkie. liked to hang out 3rd floor windows screaming shit about dinosaurs.

her devil-talk and the people she knew made her creepy but the dirty feet and goose-egg tracks made her traumatizing.

to this day, I rant to my friend for ever fucking bringing her over.

but enough about yr ex...

looking glass spectacle · 06.23.2009, 03:34 AM

...reminds me of one time i was trying to have a nice pleasant mushroom trip when this cokehead fool started trying to get me to take pictures of him posing with his .38... normally i would have been really into it, try to get some larry clark type stuff

but as soon as his sidekick started raving about how if anyone mess with them he's gonna "kill them right in their face," set and setting were shot to shit.

the whole thing devolved into me and gun-boy arguing over who was "crazy;" me simply informing him of a pre-existing medical condition, he boasting about what a badass he is

me: i'm crazy.
him: naw, man i'm crazy.
me: no. i mean i'm actually crazy.
him: shit, i'm fuckin crazy dawg.
me: yeah, but that's-
him: yo, i'm fuckin craaaazzzzy.
me: ..............i'm-
him: craay-zeeeee
me: .....
him: insane in the membrane.
sidekick: insane in the brain.
me: ............ what time is it? man, i've got to get some sleep. nice hanging out. later, guys.

floatingslowly · 06.23.2009, 08:31 AM

"I ain't buyin' it. they weren't fresh". he turned and looked at me and asked if I was buying them instead.

SONIC GAIL · 06.23.2009, 10:09 AM

I AM NEW TO THE FORUM BUT HAVE BEEN A FAITHFULL SONIC YOUTH FAN FOR ABOUT 19 YEARS
SO I WILL TAKE THIS OPPURTUNITY TO INTRODUCE MYSELF

GENDER: I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR

AGE: A YOUNG LOOKING 31

LIKES: MUSIC, INTERIOR DESIGN AND ANYTHING RELATED TO IT, ENGLISH TOFFEE CAPPACINOS FOR THE JIFFY STORE (STARBUCKS SUCKS), MOVIES, TRUE CRIME SHOWS ON CABLE, BEER & QUESADILLAS (IN THAT ORDER), THE BEACH, AND MOST OF ALL MY FINE ASS HUSBAND AND OUR MONSTEROUS YET ADORING 2 CHILDREN

DISLIKES: PEOPLE THAT HONK IN TRAFFIC, SITCOMS, THAT DAMN ARMADILLO THAT KEEPS EATING MY FLOWERS, THAT STUPID "i'M NOT GONNA WRITE YOU A LOVE SONG" SONG THAT KEEPS PLAYING EVERY FUCKING WHERE I GO ( I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OR WHO SINGS IT BUT IT'S STARTING TO DRIVE ME CRAZY)

MUSIC I LIKE: SONIC YOUTH OF COURSE AND MANY OTHERS TO NAME A FEW GUNS N ROSES, THE MELVINS, THE MISFITS, MOTORHEAD, HANK III, JOHNNY CASH, DUFF MCKAGAN'S LOADED, METALLICA, THE PIXIES, BLACK TIDE, THE JESUS LIZARD, AND OF COURSE THE CLASSICS LED ZEPPLIN, THE ROLLING STONES I COULD GO ON FOREVER

THE BEST MOVIES EVER MADE: O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?, STRANGER THAN FICTION, THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, THE GOONIES
I LOVE ALL HORROR MOVIES ESPECIALLY REALLY CRAPPY ONES

floatingslowly · 06.23.2009, 10:17 AM

welcome, gail.

pleased to meat you.

ps: how do you type in russian like that?

SONIC GAIL · 06.23.2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

welcome, gail.

pleased to meat you.

ps: how do you type in russian like that?

THERE IS AN ICON THAT CHANGES THE FONT IF YOU "GO ADVANCED" WITH YOUR REPLY

sonic sphere · 06.23.2009, 01:48 PM

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THERE IS AN ICON THAT CHANGES THE FONT IF YOU "GO ADVANCED" WITH YOUR REPLY

no need to shout gail! welcome to the forum

06.18.2009, 09:44 AM	#1482
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	speaking of bones, I just had my arm compared to a horse's penis. I'm still trying to figure out if this is awesome or not.
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06.18.2009, 10:06 AM	#1483
verme (prevaricator) 100% Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 744	do dicks taste like salty pumpkin seeds? cause if they do, i'll. horse dicks, uh? you have two horse dicks coming out your shoulders? that's pretty disgusting, but i admire your typing skills.
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06.18.2009, 10:14 AM	#1484
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	apparently, from my shoulder to my elbow is the approximate size of a horse's dick. a coworker (one of my favorites) was talking about some horse-porn she watched back-in-the-day and used my arm for instructional purposes. I do that to people. I make them talk about their horse-porn experiences.
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06.18.2009, 10:17 AM	#1485
Shifty Prophet 100% Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Posts: 725	You are gifted.
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06.18.2009, 10:22 AM	#1487
Shifty Prophet 100% Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Posts: 725	^nice qualifier!
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06.22.2009, 03:35 PM	#1492
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I had a sneaking suspicion last week. psuedo-seance was required for final confirmation, however. don't stay away so damned long next time. yr one of the few people here I would go so far as to consider a friend. what the fuck happened with Decatur Ice? I wanted to read it. also, if you want to delete yr cover-blowing post above, I'll understand.
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06.22.2009, 10:08 PM	#1493
looking glass spectacle 100% Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 591	mike scaccia's ex-girlfriend, huh? decatur ice... the woman in the photos is my ex. i thought it would be cathartic to fictionalize her, but it kinda just made me not want to ever work on it. not much of a writer anyway... __________________
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06.22.2009, 10:48 PM	#1494
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	demon-possessed if anybody ever was. coked-out smack-junkie. liked to hang out 3rd floor windows screaming shit about dinosaurs. her devil-talk and the people she knew made her creepy but the dirty feet and goose-egg tracks made her traumatizing. to this day, I rant to my friend for ever fucking bringing her over. but enough about yr ex...
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06.23.2009, 03:34 AM	#1495
looking glass spectacle 100% Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 591	...reminds me of one time i was trying to have a nice pleasant mushroom trip when this cokehead fool started trying to get me to take pictures of him posing with his .38... normally i would have been really into it, try to get some larry clark type stuff but as soon as his sidekick started raving about how if anyone mess with them he's gonna "kill them right in their face," set and setting were shot to shit. the whole thing devolved into me and gun-boy arguing over who was "crazy;" me simply informing him of a pre-existing medical condition, he boasting about what a badass he is me: i'm crazy. him: naw, man i'm crazy. me: no. i mean i'm actually crazy. him: shit, i'm fuckin crazy dawg. me: yeah, but that's- him: yo, i'm fuckin craaaazzzzy. me: ..............i'm- him: craay-zeeeee me: ..... him: insane in the membrane. sidekick: insane in the brain. me: ............ what time is it? man, i've got to get some sleep. nice hanging out. later, guys. __________________
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06.23.2009, 08:31 AM	#1496
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	"I ain't buyin' it. they weren't fresh". he turned and looked at me and asked if I was buying them instead.
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06.23.2009, 10:09 AM	#1497
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	I AM NEW TO THE FORUM BUT HAVE BEEN A FAITHFULL SONIC YOUTH FAN FOR ABOUT 19 YEARS SO I WILL TAKE THIS OPPURTUNITY TO INTRODUCE MYSELF GENDER: I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR AGE: A YOUNG LOOKING 31 LIKES: MUSIC, INTERIOR DESIGN AND ANYTHING RELATED TO IT, ENGLISH TOFFEE CAPPACINOS FOR THE JIFFY STORE (STARBUCKS SUCKS), MOVIES, TRUE CRIME SHOWS ON CABLE, BEER & QUESADILLAS (IN THAT ORDER), THE BEACH, AND MOST OF ALL MY FINE ASS HUSBAND AND OUR MONSTEROUS YET ADORING 2 CHILDREN DISLIKES: PEOPLE THAT HONK IN TRAFFIC, SITCOMS, THAT DAMN ARMADILLO THAT KEEPS EATING MY FLOWERS, THAT STUPID "i'M NOT GONNA WRITE YOU A LOVE SONG" SONG THAT KEEPS PLAYING EVERY FUCKING WHERE I GO ( I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OR WHO SINGS IT BUT IT'S STARTING TO DRIVE ME CRAZY) MUSIC I LIKE: SONIC YOUTH OF COURSE AND MANY OTHERS TO NAME A FEW GUNS N ROSES, THE MELVINS, THE MISFITS, MOTORHEAD, HANK III, JOHNNY CASH, DUFF MCKAGAN'S LOADED, METALLICA, THE PIXIES, BLACK TIDE, THE JESUS LIZARD, AND OF COURSE THE CLASSICS LED ZEPPLIN, THE ROLLING STONES I COULD GO ON FOREVER THE BEST MOVIES EVER MADE: O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?, STRANGER THAN FICTION, THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, THE GOONIES I LOVE ALL HORROR MOVIES ESPECIALLY REALLY CRAPPY ONES __________________
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06.23.2009, 10:17 AM	#1498
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	welcome, gail. pleased to meat you. ps: how do you type in russian like that?
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