alright, you asked for it so i'll give it to you

Satan · 06.07.2010, 09:51 AM

imma be a wife soon. there you have it. theres your thread.

!@#$%! · 06.07.2010, 09:57 AM

i think we all know at this point.

but how soon is soon?

Satan · 06.07.2010, 10:00 AM

yeah i know, but people kept bitching to make a thread so why not. thought i'd indulge you all.

july 2.

ink. · 06.07.2010, 10:02 AM

good day for all.

!@#$%! · 06.07.2010, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

yeah i know, but people kept bitching to make a thread so why not. thought i'd indulge you all.

july 2.

good month! mrs !@#$%! and i got married in july too. got trapped in a cab on our way to the courthouse. good times.

anyway, be prepared to stick it out through hard times without killing him. stick to plastic cuttlery for the first few years.

Satan · 06.07.2010, 10:09 AM

i've nearly killed the poor son of a bitch many times before. last time the weapon was a shoe.

!@#$%! · 06.07.2010, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

i've nearly killed the poor son of a bitch many times before. last time the weapon was a shoe.

i hope it wasn't a wooden clog. those are deadly.

Satan · 06.07.2010, 10:17 AM

it was actually a pump but i have a couple pairs of clogs around here somewhere, just in case......

davenotdead · 06.07.2010, 10:20 AM

how tall is he?

space · 06.07.2010, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

july 2.

I've been counting down the days until July 2nd for a month!

Satan · 06.07.2010, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead

how tall is he?

6'3

why is that relevant??

!@#$%! · 06.07.2010, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by space

I've been counting down the days until July 2nd for a month!

hijacker. why don't you post this in the "shame on men" thread?

Rob Instigator · 06.07.2010, 10:30 AM

this makes me view antichrists in such a different light....

ploesj · 06.07.2010, 10:32 AM

congratulations!

!@#$%! · 06.07.2010, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

6'3

why is that relevant??

he probably wants to know the size of his schlong, but he's too shy to ask directly. next, hell ask you for his shoe size; later, "a picture of his hands". you just wait...

of course, reveal nothing

space · 06.07.2010, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

hijacker. why don't you post this in the "shame on men" thread?

how is that a hijack more than yr post saying it as such? it's relevant as the day is already AUSpicious.

satan will look lovely in her black dress.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 06.07.2010, 10:48 AM

congrats

!@#$%! · 06.07.2010, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by space

how is that a hijack more than yr post saying it as such? it's relevant as the day is already AUSpicious.

i was hoping you'd be kicked out of there & forced to start your own thread.

then we could give you shit separately!

but i'm not kicking you out of here-- eye sweah!

stu666 · 06.07.2010, 10:52 AM

lucky guy!

jon boy · 06.07.2010, 11:33 AM

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