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Old 07.25.2007, 11:01 PM   #21
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I think this works best against a straight guy:
Fuck you up the ass with a dildo by your grandmother!

It works because they usually think you're going to stop after "fuck you" but, of course, you don't.

Also, I was looking through some myspaces (all highschool age people) and this one person called themselves: Go die somewhere!
I like that one.
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Old 07.25.2007, 11:15 PM   #22
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Old 07.25.2007, 11:17 PM   #23
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"you liked rather ripped!"
OH SHIT.
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Old 07.25.2007, 11:27 PM   #24
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"ill rape your mothers slit throat"

haha i have never said that, but its pretty mean
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Old 07.25.2007, 11:33 PM   #25
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Old 07.25.2007, 11:55 PM   #26
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alien anal, i'm pretty sure that's a slipknot lyric.
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Old 07.26.2007, 03:23 AM   #27
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alien anal, i'm pretty sure that's a slipknot lyric.

being serious or just mocking slipknot?
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Old 07.26.2007, 03:33 AM   #28
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My fave insult words at present are "twunt" and "bumsniffer".
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Old 07.26.2007, 03:36 AM   #29
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Old 07.26.2007, 03:37 AM   #30
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My favourite insult, in my native tongue, is:

"Pal do pice"

Very, very nasty language.
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Old 07.26.2007, 03:55 AM   #31
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My fave insult words at present are "twunt" and "bumsniffer".

Bumsniffer, hey. I remember Bumrooter* was a popular one when I was younger.

*Root being an Australian slang term for fuck/sex.
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Old 07.26.2007, 04:20 AM   #32
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My favourite insult, in my native tongue, is:

"Pal do pice"

Very, very nasty language.

Is that similar to "Jdi do prdele!"?
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Old 07.26.2007, 05:34 AM   #33
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being serious or just mocking slipknot?

I believe he was serious, though the lyric reads:
"I'm gonna slit your throat, and fuck the wound". Don't thank me.

Btw, my best insult ever:
"You guys are a great cover band. Really"


(coverband in one or separate words?)
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Old 07.26.2007, 06:15 AM   #34
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sheesh ey, kids and their dang angry lyrics

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I believe he was serious, though the lyric reads:
"I'm gonna slit your throat, and fuck the wound". Don't thank me.



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Old 07.26.2007, 06:23 AM   #35
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if your a woman in a relationship and you argue with your man just turn, look at him and with a cold stare say ' you have never made me cum'.
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Old 07.26.2007, 06:38 AM   #36
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Is that similar to "Jdi do prdele!"?

yeah, but literally it means: "Go to cunt".

Pardon my French, it's nasty, I warned you.
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Old 07.26.2007, 09:14 AM   #37
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Just calling people names or telling them to fuck off is extremely unimaginative and doesn't leave much of an impression. You need something with a twist, a comedic element.

The favorite line I've armed myself with so far is: "Are you a full-time idiot or is this just a hobby?"
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Old 07.26.2007, 10:05 AM   #38
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You took that off HAI on RYM.
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Old 07.26.2007, 10:11 AM   #39
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It appears that my best insult is to call someone "a stinky poo". It doesn't seem to do much good though.
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Old 07.26.2007, 10:13 AM   #40
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Two of my friends were going out once and Val (Andrew's girlfriend) told him that he would be more useful to the world if he died, decomposed into the ground, and fed the natural vegetation around him.

Because she said this in the most matter-of-factly way, it was the best insult I've ever heard. Andrew still claims that he deserved it.
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