The sonic gossip story (Part II) "Sentences" - Page 4

Hip Priest · 08.24.2006, 07:54 AM

Grabbing the knife, she began spreading the peanut butter on the toast, until the knife hit something hard in the jar.

alyasa · 08.24.2006, 07:56 AM

Taking it out, she discovered it was Jessica Alba's ring finger, neatly severed at the joint.

sonicl · 08.24.2006, 07:58 AM

Kim was reminded that she hadn't taken this evening's dinner, a nice piece of beef, out of the freezer.

Tokolosh · 08.24.2006, 07:59 AM

At that very moment the phone rang. Ring! Ring!

Hip Priest · 08.24.2006, 08:00 AM

The cat came running in from the garden and skidded on the peanut butter.

sonicl · 08.24.2006, 08:01 AM

Thurston, who was just returning from his walk with Steve, stopped in the doorway and surveyed the scene, then turned to Steve and said "It looks like it's a bit too late to give her that box of Pop Tarts."

Hip Priest · 08.24.2006, 08:02 AM

'You've got Girls Aloud in a box?' asked Kim, astonished..

sonicl · 08.24.2006, 08:06 AM

"Look here", said Thurston, "I hardly see you half the time because you're off with Coco and Beck doing kids TV shows, I need the celebs around to stop me getting lonely"

Hip Priest · 08.24.2006, 08:07 AM

'But still', cried Kim (a diehard Sugababes fan), ' you could have managed better than Girls Aloud, surely?'

sonicl · 08.24.2006, 08:11 AM

"Do we have to go over this again", murmured Thuston, irritated, "I've told you before, it's just a case of biology."

Hip Priest · 08.24.2006, 08:18 AM

'yeah, yeah, yeah - whateverrrrrrrr', answered Kim moodily.

sonicl · 08.24.2006, 08:20 AM

A bunny hopped into the room through the open door, went twice around the room, then hopped out again and off down the street, never to be seen again.

Hip Priest · 08.24.2006, 08:22 AM

'Why do things like that keep happening to us?' pondered thurston.

sonicl · 08.24.2006, 08:30 AM

"I don't know," said Kim, "but what I do know is that I could sure fancy a blackcurrant ice lolly."

Hip Priest · 08.24.2006, 08:31 AM

'Would someone please clean all this f***ing peanut butter off me?' screamed the cat.

sonicl · 08.24.2006, 08:34 AM

Kim and Thurston looked at each other, somewhat amazed.

Tokolosh · 08.24.2006, 08:35 AM

"Go on, don't just stand there and stare at each other", said the cat.

Hip Priest · 08.24.2006, 08:37 AM

'Have you been teaching that cat to swear?' asked Kim.

alyasa · 08.24.2006, 08:38 AM

Beck appeared and cleaned the cat with his toenails, "Hi guys!"

sonicl · 08.24.2006, 08:38 AM

"No", said Thurston, "but I think I know who might have been."

08.24.2006, 07:54 AM	#61
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Grabbing the knife, she began spreading the peanut butter on the toast, until the knife hit something hard in the jar. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.24.2006, 07:56 AM	#62
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Taking it out, she discovered it was Jessica Alba's ring finger, neatly severed at the joint. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.24.2006, 07:58 AM	#63
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Kim was reminded that she hadn't taken this evening's dinner, a nice piece of beef, out of the freezer.
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08.24.2006, 07:59 AM	#64
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	At that very moment the phone rang. Ring! Ring! __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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08.24.2006, 08:00 AM	#65
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	The cat came running in from the garden and skidded on the peanut butter. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.24.2006, 08:01 AM	#66
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Thurston, who was just returning from his walk with Steve, stopped in the doorway and surveyed the scene, then turned to Steve and said "It looks like it's a bit too late to give her that box of Pop Tarts."
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08.24.2006, 08:02 AM	#67
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'You've got Girls Aloud in a box?' asked Kim, astonished.. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.24.2006, 08:06 AM	#68
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	"Look here", said Thurston, "I hardly see you half the time because you're off with Coco and Beck doing kids TV shows, I need the celebs around to stop me getting lonely"
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08.24.2006, 08:07 AM	#69
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'But still', cried Kim (a diehard Sugababes fan), ' you could have managed better than Girls Aloud, surely?' __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.24.2006, 08:11 AM	#70
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	"Do we have to go over this again", murmured Thuston, irritated, "I've told you before, it's just a case of biology."
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08.24.2006, 08:18 AM	#71
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'yeah, yeah, yeah - whateverrrrrrrr', answered Kim moodily. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.24.2006, 08:20 AM	#72
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	A bunny hopped into the room through the open door, went twice around the room, then hopped out again and off down the street, never to be seen again.
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08.24.2006, 08:22 AM	#73
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'Why do things like that keep happening to us?' pondered thurston. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.24.2006, 08:30 AM	#74
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	"I don't know," said Kim, "but what I do know is that I could sure fancy a blackcurrant ice lolly."
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08.24.2006, 08:31 AM	#75
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'Would someone please clean all this f**ing peanut butter off me?' screamed the cat. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good.* http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.24.2006, 08:34 AM	#76
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Kim and Thurston looked at each other, somewhat amazed.
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08.24.2006, 08:35 AM	#77
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	"Go on, don't just stand there and stare at each other", said the cat. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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08.24.2006, 08:37 AM	#78
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'Have you been teaching that cat to swear?' asked Kim. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.24.2006, 08:38 AM	#79
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Beck appeared and cleaned the cat with his toenails, "Hi guys!" __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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