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Old 04.16.2007, 09:51 PM   #1
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Me and RdTv had a convo (that's the cool way to abbreviate conversation) about this once. Who are some that you can think of? We had like a huge list, so I'll start it off with on. Andy Garcia. He's the guy you get when you can't afford to get Al Pacino.
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Old 04.16.2007, 09:52 PM   #2
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Old 04.16.2007, 09:57 PM   #3
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Michael Caine when you can't get any old British actor
Danny Glover when you can't get Morgran Freeman
Tom Hanks when you can't get Steven Spielberg to stop casting him
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Old 04.16.2007, 09:58 PM   #4
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Old 04.16.2007, 10:09 PM   #5
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Me and RdTv had a convo (that's the cool way to abbreviate conversation) about this once. Who are some that you can think of? We had like a huge list, so I'll start it off with on. Andy Garcia. He's the guy you get when you can't afford to get Al Pacino.

but wait, andy garcia & pacino play together in godfather 3. who's supposed to be who?

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ok, one that popped in my mind:
gary busey when you can't afford nick nolte to play the disgraced alkie.

 
 


i think you can find a lot of those actors in "made for tv" movies...
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Old 04.16.2007, 10:14 PM   #6
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Old 04.16.2007, 10:27 PM   #7
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Paul Walker when you can't get Keanu Reeves. Not that you would ever want Keanu Reeves.
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Old 04.16.2007, 10:30 PM   #8
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Bernie Mac/Cedric the Entertainer when you can't get Eddie Murphy
(in the 80s) Eddie Murphy when you can't/won't get Richard Pryor
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Old 04.16.2007, 10:31 PM   #9
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Paul Walker when you can't get Keanu Reeves. Not that you would ever want Keanu Reeves.

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Old 04.16.2007, 10:47 PM   #10
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haha this thread is funny, one that comes to mind all the time is

Dolph Lundgren as the poor mans Arnie
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Old 04.16.2007, 10:48 PM   #11
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Jackie Chan when you can't get Bruce Lee (obviously this is necessary because he's dead, but nevertheless)
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Old 04.16.2007, 10:52 PM   #12
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Old 04.16.2007, 11:00 PM   #13
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I can't see the pic
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Old 04.16.2007, 11:01 PM   #14
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Old 04.16.2007, 11:03 PM   #15
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Old 04.16.2007, 11:04 PM   #16
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Old 04.16.2007, 11:09 PM   #17
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bob balaban when you can't get woody allen
(they were together in deconstructing harry tho ha ha )
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Old 04.16.2007, 11:33 PM   #18
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Old 04.16.2007, 11:44 PM   #20
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