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Old 05.28.2008, 12:11 PM   #21
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All the scientific backup in the world won't convince me that Tina Turner's 'Simply the Best' isn't far more annoying.
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Old 05.28.2008, 12:52 PM   #22
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The opera rapping and that bit at 13:33 are my favourite bits. The whole thing is good.

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Old 05.28.2008, 12:54 PM   #23
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Simply The Best - Tina Turner singing about how much she loved our marathon sex sessions back in 1988.

I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire
You come to me, come to me wild and wild
When you come to me
Give me everything I need
Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams
Speak a language of love like you know what it means
And it can't be wrong
Take my heart and make it strong baby

You're simply the best, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met
I'm stuck on your heart, and hang on every word you say
Tear us apart, baby I would rather be dead

In your heart I see the star of every night and every day
In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away
Just as long as I'm here in your arms
I could be in no better place

You're simply the best, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met
I'm stuck on your heart, and hang on every word you say
Tear us apart, baby I would rather be dead

Each time you leave me I start losing control
You're walking away with my heart and my soul
I can feel you even when I'm alone
Oh baby, don't let go
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Old 05.28.2008, 12:58 PM   #24
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the opera rapping is fantastic
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Old 05.28.2008, 01:08 PM   #25
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Simply The Best - Tina Turner singing about how much she loved our marathon sex sessions back in 1988.

I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire
You come to me, come to me wild and wild
When you come to me
Give me everything I need
Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams
Speak a language of love like you know what it means
And it can't be wrong
Take my heart and make it strong baby

You're simply the best, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met
I'm stuck on your heart, and hang on every word you say
Tear us apart, baby I would rather be dead

In your heart I see the star of every night and every day
In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away
Just as long as I'm here in your arms
I could be in no better place

You're simply the best, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met
I'm stuck on your heart, and hang on every word you say
Tear us apart, baby I would rather be dead

Each time you leave me I start losing control
You're walking away with my heart and my soul
I can feel you even when I'm alone
Oh baby, don't let go

Pointing it out like that, it all seems so obvious now! How could I not have guessed?
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Old 05.28.2008, 01:15 PM   #26
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Here are the original lyrics

I call you when I need you, my cunt's on fire
You come to me, cum on my ass all wild
When you cum in me
Give me everything I need
Give me a lifetime of orgasms and endless thick cock
tell me yr stupid babble like you know what it means
And you can't be wrong
Take my heart and make it stop baby (le petit morte)

You're simply the best, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met
I'm stuck on your cock and hang on every pelvic thrust
Tear me apart, baby I want to bleed a little

In your heart I see the sickness and perversion every day
In my eyes you spooge, it won't wash away
Just as long as I'm here in your arms
Yr finger third-knuckle deep in my cinnamon roll

Each time you pull out I start losing control
You're walking away with yr cock and my soul
I can feel you even when I'm alone
i've never felt anything so deep before
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Old 05.28.2008, 01:18 PM   #27
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Old 05.28.2008, 01:22 PM   #28
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I can, and have. And it was absolutely amazing! Phew, what a night.
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Old 05.28.2008, 01:28 PM   #29
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I think I am going to write a song and start it with this line, which impressed me if I do say so myself

tell me yr stupid babble like you know what it means
And you can't be wrong
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Old 05.28.2008, 01:46 PM   #30
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i enjoyed it immensely
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Old 05.28.2008, 04:41 PM   #31
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I thought it was great, twice. Listening to it the third time I got bored. It's several legions away from the most annoying song ever for me, which is Hey Jude, but it's an amusing piece of whimsy.

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Old 05.28.2008, 04:42 PM   #32
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...Hey Jude...

Oh, why did I have to remind myself of how much I hate that song? Twat.
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Old 05.28.2008, 04:47 PM   #33
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dont diss hey jude
its alright
a good singalong at drunken gettogethers for sure
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Old 05.28.2008, 04:52 PM   #34
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dont diss hey jude
its alright
a good singalong at drunken gettogethers for sure

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Old 05.28.2008, 04:59 PM   #35
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that's not annoying
it's just ludicrous and laughable
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Old 05.28.2008, 04:59 PM   #36
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most of merzbow's output is annoying though
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Old 05.28.2008, 05:00 PM   #37
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ludicrous and laughable
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Old 05.28.2008, 05:07 PM   #38
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is that paul Mc Cartney?

actually that "song" WAS annoying. Had to stop that horrible sound after 4 minutes of it. Point is made.
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Old 05.28.2008, 06:29 PM   #39
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most of merzbow's output is annoying though

Is it arse!
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This song has me laughing really fucking hard. I think perhaps "The Fucked Jam" by Ween is the most annoying song ever made.
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