Posting from your mum's bedroom while she's about to give it all up

Genteel Death · 11.03.2009, 09:02 PM

What do you think about it?

girlgun · 11.03.2009, 09:21 PM

my mom is the original floozy so i'm not all that surprised.

atsonicpark · 11.03.2009, 09:42 PM

Drawings of John Wilkes Booth made my life so wonderful
Drawings of John Wilkes Booth helped me sleep at night

Dead-Air · 11.03.2009, 09:55 PM

I just scored free tickets to see Mum, actually. Whether I can maneuver the night into a bedroom or not remains to be seen though.

ni'k · 11.04.2009, 04:49 AM

on jeremy kyle this morning so far, "i had my brothers baby" and now "i have to administer my son gbl every 4 hours"

Glice · 11.04.2009, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ni'k

on jeremy kyle this morning so far, "i had my brothers baby" and now "i have to administer my son gbl every 4 hours"

Why is it always "I had my brother's baby" rather than "I AM JEREMY KYLE, DESTROYER OF ALL"? I think the latter would be more honest at least.

ni'k · 11.04.2009, 05:01 AM

because this is the neo-liberal reality programme in which the proles/underclass can sell advertising space on itv with horror of their lives porn. then can confess in front of everyone and then be screamed at by a rich celebrity to "SORT IT OUT!".

A lot of it is about property rights. you stole what was mine, you had sex with someone when you where supposed to be mine etc. perhaps in some rare occasions they might help someone.

Genteel Death · 11.04.2009, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ni'k

everyone and then be screamed at by a rich celebrity to "SORT IT OUT!".

I regularly wake up from nightmares where Jeremy Kyle shouts at me ''WHY DO YOU NOT DO SOMETHING AND BE A MAN?'' followed by a round of applause.

ni'k · 11.04.2009, 05:09 AM

jeremy kyle regularly enjoys dreams were you shout that very sentence at him, only in a cheap hotel room, with him naked on his knees.

ni'k · 11.04.2009, 05:16 AM

seriously holy shit this is one of the best/worst (be-worst) jeremy kyles ever. incest babies, gbl addicts who have to get it every 4 hours by their own mother, a little girl who starved herself to death after getting freaked out by a dentist and then her mum and sister got blamed for it and shouted abuse at in the streets, and after the fucking adds there's gonna be something about a guy who killed his own child.

Genteel Death · 11.04.2009, 05:22 AM

Do you think that if he was to go through the lie detector he'd confess regularly visiting baby p's grave while he holds nazi paraphernalia in his hands?

ni'k · 11.04.2009, 05:33 AM

are you watching this morning now? "did you eat as many sausages as me?"

ni'k · 11.04.2009, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ni'k

seriously holy shit this is one of the best/worst (be-worst) jeremy kyles ever. incest babies, gbl addicts who have to get it every 4 hours by their own mother, a little girl who starved herself to death after getting freaked out by a dentist and then her mum and sister got blamed for it and shouted abuse at in the streets, and after the fucking adds there's gonna be something about a guy who killed his own child.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Genteel Death again.

i really did lmao

Genteel Death · 11.04.2009, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ni'k

are you watching this morning now? "did you eat as many sausages as me?"

I'm at work at the moment.

pbradley · 11.04.2009, 05:39 AM

In contrast, Jerry Springer: "In all due respect, you're sick."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_334td7t5I

Genteel Death · 11.04.2009, 05:41 AM

''I regularly stash heroin up my baby's anus''

ni'k · 11.04.2009, 05:48 AM

"i regularily stash baby p into my heroin's anus"

Genteel Death · 11.04.2009, 07:26 AM

ni'k, can you imagine if Jeremy Kyle used baby dolls for prolific teenage mums the way Trisha used no-label full bottles of booze for chronic alcoholics?

ni'k · 11.04.2009, 07:28 AM

i can imagine him sitting at home after having grave robbed baby p and shouting at it's rotting corpse that it should get a job.

Genteel Death · 11.04.2009, 07:28 AM

And be a man!

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ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	on jeremy kyle this morning so far, "i had my brothers baby" and now "i have to administer my son gbl every 4 hours"
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ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	because this is the neo-liberal reality programme in which the proles/underclass can sell advertising space on itv with horror of their lives porn. then can confess in front of everyone and then be screamed at by a rich celebrity to "SORT IT OUT!". A lot of it is about property rights. you stole what was mine, you had sex with someone when you where supposed to be mine etc. perhaps in some rare occasions they might help someone.
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ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	jeremy kyle regularly enjoys dreams were you shout that very sentence at him, only in a cheap hotel room, with him naked on his knees.
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ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	seriously holy shit this is one of the best/worst (be-worst) jeremy kyles ever. incest babies, gbl addicts who have to get it every 4 hours by their own mother, a little girl who starved herself to death after getting freaked out by a dentist and then her mum and sister got blamed for it and shouted abuse at in the streets, and after the fucking adds there's gonna be something about a guy who killed his own child.
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Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	Do you think that if he was to go through the lie detector he'd confess regularly visiting baby p's grave while he holds nazi paraphernalia in his hands?
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	In contrast, Jerry Springer: "In all due respect, you're sick." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_334td7t5I
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Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	ni'k, can you imagine if Jeremy Kyle used baby dolls for prolific teenage mums the way Trisha used no-label full bottles of booze for chronic alcoholics?
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ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	i can imagine him sitting at home after having grave robbed baby p and shouting at it's rotting corpse that it should get a job.
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