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Old 09.25.2009, 11:21 PM   #81
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ya my imagination was a lot funnier than that. now that i think about it... my imagination is usually funnier than 80% of the fucking dead flesh letter posing goat horned ass habringyrlames that wind up here like silt on some downstream piss stream.
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Old 09.25.2009, 11:23 PM   #82
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Old 09.25.2009, 11:23 PM   #83
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HAHAHAHA why didn't i think of that

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Old 09.25.2009, 11:24 PM   #84
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i think real dolls are creepy as fuck.

FUCKING SORRY!
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Old 09.25.2009, 11:29 PM   #85
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why would you apologize? you're an adult? men and women have ONE excuse for ever having any kind of doll or action figure post 18 (AND I'm being VERY liberal with adolescents here) MINT CONDITION UNOPENED MOTHER FUCKERS. So you're 22 eh? Ya like Ninja Turtles eh? Ya got an April O'Neil? DON'T SHOW ME SOME DINGED UP SHIT WITH ALL HER YELLOW PAINT 'tinged' off around her breasts. Because clearly you were smashing your Master Splinter rat fists against her third state breasts last fucking month.
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Old 09.25.2009, 11:29 PM   #86
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i think real dolls are creepy as fuck.

FUCKING SORRY!
I think they are a painfully telling statement about modern sexuality.

I would like to see someone replicate centerfold photos of real living models using real dolls.
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Old 09.25.2009, 11:34 PM   #87
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I think they are a painfully telling statement about modern sexuality.


Oh ho ho. Definitely. A superb observation from the Californian scholar. fuck

what's up boss?

he's from fucking Stanford!

..so? s'good school boss...

SO WAS NOTRE DA.. [subject turns green and shakes violently... spittle flies in all directions. Close up of natural coloured mucous landing between believable breasts]
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Old 09.25.2009, 11:36 PM   #88
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Old 09.25.2009, 11:45 PM   #89
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sorry sir let me make sure some of the southern conference running backs tear some mcls.
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Old 09.26.2009, 12:53 AM   #90
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Old 09.26.2009, 01:07 AM   #91
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Old 09.26.2009, 11:13 AM   #92
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Old 09.26.2009, 12:50 PM   #93
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well I got the poontang blues
from the top of my head
to my cowboy shoes
a whole lot of money
nothin' to loose
I got the poontang blues

I'm gonna build me a woman
make her 10 feet tall
don't make her ugly
don't make her small
build me a woman
10 feet tall
build me someone
I can ball
all night long

alright let's do it...




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I'm just a three-eyed boy
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wooooaah
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Old 09.26.2009, 01:06 PM   #94
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couldn't picture myself buying a blow up doll, and i def wouldn't borrow one from a friend
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Old 09.26.2009, 01:12 PM   #95
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what's up boss?

he's from fucking Stanford!

..so? s'good school boss...


 

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Old 09.26.2009, 02:01 PM   #96
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what about an inflatable dildo?
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Old 09.26.2009, 07:12 PM   #97
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none of that explains a grown man having sex with a doll. I'm sorry, that takes jacking off to an extreme.


some people are really fucking socially inept, or very very very unattractive to the opposite sex and very very fucking lonely. i would not be so judgemental and i feel sad for those people because they should be able to have someone to spend their time with as much as anyone.
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Old 09.26.2009, 07:16 PM   #98
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someone
haha.
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Old 09.26.2009, 07:19 PM   #99
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haha.

lol, i didnt mean the doll, i meant a real person, the doll is due to lack of someone
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Old 09.26.2009, 07:24 PM   #100
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oohhhh haha. that makes much more sense!
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