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Old 04.09.2008, 10:07 PM   #21
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I personally don't see how it's physically possible to expel bodily waste in such close proximity to another human being. I have severe performance anxiety.
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Old 04.09.2008, 10:18 PM   #22
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wear a diaper.
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Old 04.09.2008, 10:21 PM   #23
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I prefer catheters. Much more convenient and hygienic.
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Old 04.09.2008, 10:24 PM   #24
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I've had a couple of cool moments. I got drunk with Lance Henricksen (MilleniuM, Aliens, Powder, Pumpkinhead) and Tony Todd (Candyman) once. Well, it was like me...six other people...and then Lance and Tony. But it was pretty much just the group of drinking and smoking cigarettes until late...when we went to a bar down the street.

I was also lucky to have dinner once with the entire original Cenobyte group from the first Hellraiser.

Oh...and I had dinner with Rudy Ray Moore (Dolemite) one time.
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Old 04.09.2008, 10:28 PM   #25
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I prefer catheters.
refined taste.
i like that.
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Old 04.10.2008, 01:26 AM   #26
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i pissed next to thurston at the ATP they curated at UCLA in whatever year that was... 02, 03? it was after he did his first "side project" freak out the first day. he didnt' wash his hands after he was done. neither did it. i never do. i learned long ago to not get piss on my hands when i take a leak. i don't know what his reason was.
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Old 04.10.2008, 02:12 AM   #27
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i learned long ago to not get piss on my hands when i take a leak. i don't know what his reason was.

that's not the reason you should wash your hands after peeing
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Old 04.10.2008, 02:23 AM   #28
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piss is sterile. if there's no water, you can wash your hands with it. wash off the VD.
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Old 04.10.2008, 09:19 AM   #29
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On Friday, July 1, 1988......some friends and I were eating and having drinks at the Houston Hard Rock Cafe on Kirby. It was about 9:00 pm at night and the Hard Rock staff started scurrying about. My friend asked what was going on and we were informed that the Scorpions were on the way. We had tickets to see the Scorpions along with the rest of the groups on the 'Monsters Of Rock Tour' the next day: Kingdom Come, Dokken, Metallica, Scorpions, and Van Halen (headliner / touring with OU812). Anyway, I end up in the rest room and before I now it, Klaus Meine is standing next to me. After the group finished eating, they played four acoustic tracks before whisking away in a limo. During the concert the next day, Don Dokken passed out while playing. It was so hot down on the field at Rice Stadium......he didn't stand a chance.
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Old 04.10.2008, 11:53 AM   #30
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Most of my friends never use the 'Cock Trough'. They're a bit of an archaic invention, if you ask me.

Like the fork and knife, some devices' simplicity cannot be improved.
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Old 04.10.2008, 12:05 PM   #31
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I heard Meatloaf hums Hot Patootie to himself everytime he pees.
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Old 04.10.2008, 03:35 PM   #32
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I peed next to Jon Langford once, back in his Three Johns days. Hung like a donkey, I can tell you....
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Old 08.13.2010, 06:31 AM   #33
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I was in this situation for real yesterday, with the guy who plays Cain Dingle (Emmerdale).

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Old 08.13.2010, 07:29 AM   #34
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lol! This has to be the greatest thread ever. Thank you NWRA.
Urinals are genius, if you choose to stand and piss at an actual toilet, the stream can deviate! deviate dammit!
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Old 08.13.2010, 04:28 PM   #35
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this thread is hilarious.

if i was a dude, and i happened to be pissing next to a celebrity, i would look. um i guess that makes me a perv.
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Old 08.13.2010, 04:32 PM   #36
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my last girlfriend was in the next toilet cubicle to the porn star belladonna, and heard her do what sounded like an enormous poo.
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Old 08.13.2010, 04:51 PM   #37
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my last girlfriend was in the next toilet cubicle to the porn star belladonna, and heard her do what sounded like an enormous poo.

that's fucking awesome!
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Old 08.13.2010, 05:43 PM   #38
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Funny stuff. I don't know that I ever urinated next to a celebrity.
My older brother took a leak next to Bob Seger in the seventies. I have heard the story a few times. He just said he was tall.
I am not suprisede wayne coyne didn't wash his hands,he is a dirty basterd.
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