[Nefeli]

why do you think we are embarrassed by our farts and poos?

i understand that farting during sex is a no-no.
and i sort of understand and agree.(ok aint sure if i agree).

on the other hand, we all enjoy our daily conversations about our poos.
especially when we are on vacations with our friends. e?


your thoughts. whatever. stories maybe?


i m very proud of my old poem about farts. it has been posted before i believe.

[Genteel Death]

Has anyone on here ever tried eating their own or someone else's poo? The smell is probably a major culprit in determining our attitudes towards faecal matter, so it'd be interesting to find a strong argument in defence of its taste and varied texture.

[Nefeli]

my mother used to say that when your bf starts farting then everything is gone.


hm? i dont think that this has to be the case.



also farts escaping while you are laughing are the best!

[Nefeli]

the only thing i know is that poo lovers take special care of their diet. they arrange what to eat etc.

[Genteel Death]

What does your mum mean with that?

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

the only thing i know is that poo lovers take special care of their diet. they arrange what to eat etc.

I've read on a style magazine a while ago that you can improve the taste of your sperm by following a certain diet too. Apparently lemons are very good for it.

[Nefeli]

sorry. the romantic air (!!!!!)? the mystery?
smth like that.

[Nefeli]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

I've read on a style magazine a while ago that you can improve the taste of your sperm by following a certain diet too. Apparently lemons are very good for it.

noted.

[Nefeli]

cosmo?

[gast30]

i know why we are embarresed
because of these roules made, coming from the idea of good functioning person
or the idea that YOU are part of it
so YOU are more confident
have a step forward

something from the human YOU world
other animals are just in the foodchain
living that life
while humans worrie about farts
like there is nothing else to do ( opens eyes wide )

sort of pressure
wich can then be dangerous for the individual human
or unhealty

if you don't believe it
then don't believe it
you experience life
like only you can experience life

[Nefeli]

btw. if you do 14 farts per day you are a healthy person.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

cosmo?

No, it wasn't Cosmopolitan. Some mag I picked up at home which was left behind in the sitting room by one of my flatmates. Incidentally, the sort of magazine that makes for excellent reading material while you're taking a dump. This also reminded me of reading about appropriate reading material for the toilet. I seem to remember that the lighter the reading is, the better the poo will be conceived.

[Nefeli]

do you remember Photo magazine?
my father gave me tons of it..while he was clearing out his painting place.
the drawback is the above thin line, sexuality of nude pics in it
but i m gonna go through them. while making poo/

[EVOLghost]

I fucking love this thread.


First of all...

Toilet humour is probably the best of all the humours.

be back later when I'm not too busy.

[Genteel Death]

Is that the name of the magazine? No, but I used to buy loads of photography mags before the internet days. I still like buying old magazines sometimes.

Edit - @Nefeli

[Pookie]

I read the thread title as poor elated.

[Nefeli]

photo.fr

havent checked their site.

[Savage Clone]

Sweet thread, nef.

[floatingslowly]

My wife farts like a packmule.

[floatingslowly]

Am I allowed to say that? I don't know. I don't fart.