how tight are you? - Page 3

Screaming Skull · 01.31.2012, 01:31 PM

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/58c...chaela-watkins

gast30 · 01.31.2012, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gulasch Noir

Hm, cannot remember what I might have posted that time. Thanks for asking. Things haven't changed dramatically since then. On workdays I try to fulfil my duties and on weekends I am busy getting into the state of drunk euphoria (see my contributions above).

What are you up to these days?

Back on topic: The social liberal paper of my country recently dealt with the latest trends coming from the US: Vaginal rejuvenation. May make medically not necessary c-section obsolete. An open attitude along these lines is preferred, please.

i work now in the kitchen, nothing much living alone

vaginal rejuvenation, these woman of today are GGGGGGOOOOOONNNNNNEEEE

everthing they see on tv they follow blindly without 1 braincell that starts to work

floatingslowly · 01.31.2012, 05:56 PM

Why? You have a problem with tight vaginas?

Me? I think they are awesome.

davenotdead · 01.31.2012, 08:25 PM

i have a smallish mouth

dirty bunny · 01.31.2012, 08:52 PM

loose lips sink ships

atari 2600 · 02.21.2012, 12:56 PM

figured the topic query to be an intentional double entendre in which floatingslowly later claimed that they merely meant to ask "how drunk are you?" by using the slang "how tight."

...attempted to find some examples of Hemingway's peppering of the term in The Sun Also Rises, but instead found these...
http://www.quora.com/In-Ernest-Hemin...as-being-tight
and another
http://www.chacha.com/question/what-...sun-also-rises

floatingslowly · 02.21.2012, 01:54 PM

No. I meant strictly in regards to vaginal circumference.

Once one poster volunteered a description, I wanted to know where the rest stood.

Preliminary reports suggest this board is "very tight".

gast30 · 02.21.2012, 02:59 PM

who ever has any complains about this boards tightness
can go complain to sonic youth (the band) itself

davenotdead · 02.21.2012, 10:21 PM

that old pervert Thirstin [for] More would surely love that!

RanaldoNecro · 02.21.2012, 11:01 PM

I am toight like a tiger.

SONIC GAIL · 02.21.2012, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

No. I meant strictly in regards to vaginal circumference.

Once one poster volunteered a description, I wanted to know where the rest stood.

Preliminary reports suggest this board is "very tight".

Hahaha. Lol

Decayed Rhapsody · 02.22.2012, 12:52 AM

I can hasz prostate massage?

EVOLghost · 06.19.2012, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfeatencake

louder, how tight is your girlfriend?

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floatingslowly · 06.19.2012, 03:37 PM

Brilliant necro-magic, ol' bean.

floatingslowly · 06.19.2012, 03:51 PM

Wow.

I bet Justin.Bieber is really fucking tight!!

floatingslowly · 06.19.2012, 03:55 PM

Woah! boys??

Gross!!!

floatingslowly · 06.19.2012, 04:08 PM

Good girl.

Boys are trouble. They only want to untight things.

floatingslowly · 06.19.2012, 04:16 PM

Ask yourself this: does it move?

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 06.19.2012, 05:40 PM

(this thread)

floatingslowly · 06.19.2012, 06:08 PM

When I die, and I'm asked what I like most about this thread, I'll be forced to say "well, sweet glowing jesus statue, it's the first thread where I was able to fuck-off two people on the first page."

"yes, I see, floatingslowly" the glowing jesus statue (now morphed into a stigmatic black maria) will reply "it's because they were loose, and embarassed by it. Right. In you go, boss!"

I tip him $15 and skip up the golden stairs, gaily; tight as fuck.

01.31.2012, 01:31 PM	#41
Screaming Skull children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 390	http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/58c...chaela-watkins
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01.31.2012, 05:56 PM	#43
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Why? You have a problem with tight vaginas? Me? I think they are awesome.
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01.31.2012, 08:25 PM	#44
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i have a smallish mouth __________________
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01.31.2012, 08:52 PM	#45
dirty bunny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: oh, why Texas actually Posts: 1,679	loose lips sink ships __________________ kiss me kiss me in the shadow of a doubt
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02.21.2012, 12:56 PM	#46
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	figured the topic query to be an intentional double entendre in which floatingslowly later claimed that they merely meant to ask "how drunk are you?" by using the slang "how tight." ...attempted to find some examples of Hemingway's peppering of the term in The Sun Also Rises, but instead found these... http://www.quora.com/In-Ernest-Hemin...as-being-tight and another http://www.chacha.com/question/what-...sun-also-rises
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02.21.2012, 01:54 PM	#47
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	No. I meant strictly in regards to vaginal circumference. Once one poster volunteered a description, I wanted to know where the rest stood. Preliminary reports suggest this board is "very tight".
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02.21.2012, 02:59 PM	#48
gast30 invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: where all the childeren are insaine Posts: 6,802	who ever has any complains about this boards tightness can go complain to sonic youth (the band) itself
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02.21.2012, 10:21 PM	#49
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	that old pervert Thirstin [for] More would surely love that! __________________
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02.21.2012, 11:01 PM	#50
RanaldoNecro expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Eye Of The Squirrel Posts: 1,481	I am toight like a tiger. __________________ He is not Alone
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02.22.2012, 12:52 AM	#52
Decayed Rhapsody the destroyed room Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 572	I can hasz prostate massage?
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06.19.2012, 03:37 PM	#54
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Brilliant necro-magic, ol' bean.
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06.19.2012, 03:51 PM	#55
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Wow. I bet Justin.Bieber is really fucking tight!!
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06.19.2012, 03:55 PM	#56
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Woah! boys?? Gross!!!
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06.19.2012, 04:08 PM	#57
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Good girl. Boys are trouble. They only want to untight things.
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06.19.2012, 04:16 PM	#58
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Ask yourself this: does it move?
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06.19.2012, 05:40 PM	#59
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	(this thread) __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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06.19.2012, 06:08 PM	#60
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	When I die, and I'm asked what I like most about this thread, I'll be forced to say "well, sweet glowing jesus statue, it's the first thread where I was able to fuck-off two people on the first page." "yes, I see, floatingslowly" the glowing jesus statue (now morphed into a stigmatic black maria) will reply "it's because they were loose, and embarassed by it. Right. In you go, boss!" I tip him $15 and skip up the golden stairs, gaily; tight as fuck.
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