help me buy an eReader for a gift... - Page 3

Derek · 11.19.2010, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by n'ik

i can't afford to pay up to a tenner for 1 book. who the hell can afford that anymore?

I've bought nearly all the books I've owned from Amazon used (bought a NEW copy of King Lear from the marketplace for 50p or so actually). In regards to book stores though, £10 is a ridiculous price for collected paper... but much like music store chains, I think it's better to avoid them.

I, personally, could never picture myself reading literature from an electronic screen but to each their own.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 11.19.2010, 05:22 PM

lulz hoo needz reeding anywai? rite?

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 11.19.2010, 05:27 PM

Also, could I kiss Avril's sexy navel without smudging the screen with a glistening, pixelated rainbow on some silly e-reader? I THINK NOT.

ni'k · 11.19.2010, 05:29 PM

well that's because i gored that whore sore with my pork sword.

now she doesn't do internet appearances. only appears grinding on my dick.

she's second hand goods now ujene.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 11.19.2010, 05:32 PM

TAKE IT BACK!!

ni'k · 11.19.2010, 05:33 PM

can't take back what's already been broken in.

and boy is she broken.

she can't go a day without my dick.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 11.19.2010, 05:35 PM

Oh lord, the anguish that plagues me now...

ni'k · 11.19.2010, 05:37 PM

there's still kesha.

her cooch is still warm and gurgling wet.

you could probably fish a pack of cigs and a bottle of vodka out of it but still you can't say she isn't dedicated to the pursuit of partying.

ni'k · 11.19.2010, 05:39 PM

i tell you what.

i'll swap you avril for kesha.

you can fuck avril and i can use the extracts of keshas pussy as industrial strength cleaning fluid to get the oil stains out of my carpet.

deal?

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 11.19.2010, 05:43 PM

*sniffle* *sniffle* *snort*

Yeah. That'd be okay ... I guess.

I couldn't handle ke$ha anyhow. She brushes her teeth with whiskey. The taste of her tongue would make me spew all over the place.

*sniffle*

ni'k · 11.19.2010, 05:44 PM

after i've got the acid out of her i'll prob send her off to swa's house.

she can teach him a lesson in chastity and restraint.

he can drive her to suicide with long emotional talks about his feelings and where he's at right now in his, you know, life.

noisereductions · 11.19.2010, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

Just picked it up. I had to go to 6 different stores, since everyone already replaced it with the new December issue. But I finally found it at a gas station. What a great shoot! She's looking damn good, I especially enjoy the new "FUCK" tattoo on the side of her rib cage. That's fucking hotter than hell!

VIDEO OF THE SHOOT:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch83m6_l2uY

Oh, and she has a new album coming out! I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!!

u sticked up her st*R

ni'k · 11.19.2010, 05:47 PM

don't worry about avril, or squirrel features as i like to call her. she can do kegels and get that vag tightened right up.

she's a celebrity. what else is she gonna do but fix up her appearance?

you'll be banging her as if she was virginal fresh in no time.

but if you find my beads down there, please post them back to me.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 11.19.2010, 05:58 PM

Let's just hope ke$ha and $wa don't drunkenly record a blues-kurdt-kobain-tribute album together. DA JAKKK DANIELZ (e)XPERIENCE

And yes, dont you worry, Avril and I will get her vag back in tip-top shape before she drops the new album, and has to make pornographic music vidz.

I'm just gonna throw your beads out though. I know you like 'em big, and I can't afford the shipping nor the handling.

@ NR

...huh?

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 11.19.2010, 06:10 PM

Oooooh, i get it. I think NR is trying to say that I blew a fat load all over my magazine. I actually have much better aim than that. Plus, I'm going to treasure this item forever, and have already placed it safely in my magazine/comic box right next to my Dita Von Teese Playboy.

noisereductions · 11.19.2010, 08:08 PM

yeah u aimed at her star tattoo.

u r dirty btich

Satan · 11.19.2010, 08:45 PM

get this person a motherfucking book. made of paper. remember those?

noisereductions · 11.19.2010, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

get this person a motherfucking book. made of paper. remember those?

yr cranky.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 11.20.2010, 06:22 AM

I still say that you should just go with the GBA + e-reader combo.

noisereductions · 11.20.2010, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson

I still say that you should just go with the GBA + e-reader combo.

I already have that. I told you.

11.19.2010, 05:22 PM	#42
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	lulz hoo needz reeding anywai? rite?
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11.19.2010, 05:27 PM	#43
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	Also, could I kiss Avril's sexy navel without smudging the screen with a glistening, pixelated rainbow on some silly e-reader? I THINK NOT.
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11.19.2010, 05:29 PM	#44
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	well that's because i gored that whore sore with my pork sword. now she doesn't do internet appearances. only appears grinding on my dick. she's second hand goods now ujene.
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11.19.2010, 05:32 PM	#45
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	TAKE IT BACK!!
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11.19.2010, 05:33 PM	#46
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	can't take back what's already been broken in. and boy is she broken. she can't go a day without my dick.
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11.19.2010, 05:35 PM	#47
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	Oh lord, the anguish that plagues me now...
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11.19.2010, 05:37 PM	#48
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	there's still kesha. her cooch is still warm and gurgling wet. you could probably fish a pack of cigs and a bottle of vodka out of it but still you can't say she isn't dedicated to the pursuit of partying.
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11.19.2010, 05:39 PM	#49
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	i tell you what. i'll swap you avril for kesha. you can fuck avril and i can use the extracts of keshas pussy as industrial strength cleaning fluid to get the oil stains out of my carpet. deal?
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11.19.2010, 05:43 PM	#50
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	sniffle sniffle snort Yeah. That'd be okay ... I guess. I couldn't handle ke$ha anyhow. She brushes her teeth with whiskey. The taste of her tongue would make me spew all over the place. sniffle
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11.19.2010, 05:44 PM	#51
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	after i've got the acid out of her i'll prob send her off to swa's house. she can teach him a lesson in chastity and restraint. he can drive her to suicide with long emotional talks about his feelings and where he's at right now in his, you know, life.
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11.19.2010, 05:47 PM	#53
ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	don't worry about avril, or squirrel features as i like to call her. she can do kegels and get that vag tightened right up. she's a celebrity. what else is she gonna do but fix up her appearance? you'll be banging her as if she was virginal fresh in no time. but if you find my beads down there, please post them back to me.
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11.19.2010, 05:58 PM	#54
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	Let's just hope ke$ha and $wa don't drunkenly record a blues-kurdt-kobain-tribute album together. DA JAKKK DANIELZ (e)XPERIENCE And yes, dont you worry, Avril and I will get her vag back in tip-top shape before she drops the new album, and has to make pornographic music vidz. I'm just gonna throw your beads out though. I know you like 'em big, and I can't afford the shipping nor the handling. @ NR ...huh?
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11.19.2010, 06:10 PM	#55
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	Oooooh, i get it. I think NR is trying to say that I blew a fat load all over my magazine. I actually have much better aim than that. Plus, I'm going to treasure this item forever, and have already placed it safely in my magazine/comic box right next to my Dita Von Teese Playboy.
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11.19.2010, 08:08 PM	#56
noisereductions invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England, USA Posts: 16,210	yeah u aimed at her star tattoo. u r dirty btich __________________ noisereduxinstalled.weebly.com
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11.19.2010, 08:45 PM	#57
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	get this person a motherfucking book. made of paper. remember those? __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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11.20.2010, 06:22 AM	#59
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	I still say that you should just go with the GBA + e-reader combo.
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