I used to do drugs...

CHOUT · 07.06.2007, 02:24 AM

I used to do drugs...

I still do, but I used to too.

(I love Mitch Hedberg)

pbradley · 07.06.2007, 02:28 AM

Hey Mitch, Smokey the bear is way more intense in real life.

CHOUT · 07.06.2007, 02:38 AM

I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fishsticks in shit!

youthoftomorrow · 07.06.2007, 03:11 AM

i ordered a club sandwich and i'm not even a member.

CHOUT · 07.06.2007, 03:51 AM

I got a clock that occasionally cooks shit...

vulva · 07.06.2007, 04:24 AM

You know when you go to a concert like punk-rock and the kids get on stage and they jump into the crowd? People think that's dangerous, but not me... because humans are made of 95% water, so the audience is 5% away from a pool

Alex's Trip · 07.06.2007, 09:43 AM

With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'

fugazifan · 07.06.2007, 11:57 AM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to CHOUT again.

hahah
i knew from the title that this would be a mitch thread...
escalators cannot break down, they can only become stairs...
temporarily stairs, sorry for the convienience...
hahaha

afterthefact · 07.06.2007, 05:37 PM

I helped my friend Larry stay put. It's like helping people move, but the other way around. I went to his house on Saturday and made sure he didn't start loading shit into a van.

pbradley · 07.07.2007, 03:37 AM

I love it when Mitch bombs. His jokes are just that much more hilarious with the awkward silence.

CHOUT · 07.07.2007, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley

I love it when Mitch bombs. His jokes are just that much more hilarious with the awkward silence.

Agreed. That was part of his charm.

CHOUT · 07.07.2007, 10:09 AM

"I like rice, rice is great when you're hungry and you want two thousand of something."

07.06.2007, 02:24 AM	#1
CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	I used to do drugs... I still do, but I used to too. (I love Mitch Hedberg) __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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07.06.2007, 02:28 AM	#2
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Hey Mitch, Smokey the bear is way more intense in real life.
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07.06.2007, 02:38 AM	#3
CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fishsticks in shit! __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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07.06.2007, 03:11 AM	#4
youthoftomorrow expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Idaho. Posts: 1,418	i ordered a club sandwich and i'm not even a member. __________________ avalanche.
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07.06.2007, 03:51 AM	#5
CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	I got a clock that occasionally cooks shit... __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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07.06.2007, 04:24 AM	#6
vulva the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,041	You know when you go to a concert like punk-rock and the kids get on stage and they jump into the crowd? People think that's dangerous, but not me... because humans are made of 95% water, so the audience is 5% away from a pool
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07.06.2007, 09:43 AM	#7
Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?' __________________ KALOPSIA
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07.06.2007, 11:57 AM	#8
fugazifan invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,816	You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to CHOUT again. hahah i knew from the title that this would be a mitch thread... escalators cannot break down, they can only become stairs... temporarily stairs, sorry for the convienience... hahaha __________________ If there's been a way to build it, There'll be a way to destroy it, Things are not that out of control www.myspace.com/dellilahtheband www.myspace.com/lecirquedesvampiresmusic
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07.06.2007, 05:37 PM	#9
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	I helped my friend Larry stay put. It's like helping people move, but the other way around. I went to his house on Saturday and made sure he didn't start loading shit into a van. __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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07.07.2007, 03:37 AM	#10
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I love it when Mitch bombs. His jokes are just that much more hilarious with the awkward silence.
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07.07.2007, 10:09 AM	#12
CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	"I like rice, rice is great when you're hungry and you want two thousand of something." __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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