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Old 12.21.2006, 04:13 AM   #1
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my friend's kid has to answer this question for school and i have no idea what to tell him. i have looked it up on the internet and some people say yes and some say no. what do you think? help me.
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Old 12.21.2006, 04:21 AM   #2
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Coca-Cola actually invented the image of the modern Santa Claus for a advertising campaign in 1931.
Thatīs pretty much all i know about the legend of Santa.

Here in Austria we have a so called "Christ Kindl" , translated - "christ-child".
i remember my grandmother saying: "This year there wonīt be any presents, the russians shot the christ-child"


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Old 12.21.2006, 04:26 AM   #3
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this reminds me of "was robin hood a real person"

kris kringle was real.
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Old 12.21.2006, 04:27 AM   #4
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I think there was a real santa clause but not by that name.
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Old 12.21.2006, 04:29 AM   #5
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exactly, it was kris kringle.
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Old 12.21.2006, 04:31 AM   #6
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Yeah, I wish there was a real god.
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Old 12.21.2006, 04:43 AM   #7
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Nice homage to Laila.

'My friend's kid' *snigger*.
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Old 12.21.2006, 05:04 AM   #8
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i am santa.
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Old 12.21.2006, 05:05 AM   #9
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No, you're dyslexic.
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Old 12.21.2006, 05:07 AM   #10
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thats just a cover story.
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Old 12.21.2006, 05:07 AM   #11
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No, you're dyslexic.

repped.
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Old 12.21.2006, 05:53 AM   #12
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In our country we have Sinterklaas which is practically the same as santa claus.
Sinterklaas really did excist. He was some priest from Spain who brought presents to children. And when he died this was the way of honorering him.

Wow that must be the crappiest sentence I ever wrote.
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Old 12.21.2006, 05:55 AM   #13
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how does santa like his pizzas?
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I think he only likes cookies.
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Old 12.21.2006, 05:59 AM   #15
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Coca-Cola actually invented the image of the modern Santa Claus for a advertising campaign in 1931.
Thatīs pretty much all i know about the legend of Santa.

Not only that, he wore green before Coca Cola made him a corporate whore in red.
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Old 12.21.2006, 06:01 AM   #16
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how does santa like his pizzas?
I don't know, Jon Boy, how does Santa Claus like his pizzas?
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Old 12.21.2006, 06:06 AM   #17
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deep pan crisp and even.

this constitutes the bulk of my xmas spirit.
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Old 12.21.2006, 06:06 AM   #18
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saint nicholas etc http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origins_of_Santa_Claus

originally he saved young girls from being prossies by giving them dowries!
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Old 12.21.2006, 06:07 AM   #19
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jon boy again.

I LOVE a crappy Christmas joke!

What did Mrs. Christmas say to Father Christmas when the weather was bad?
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Old 12.21.2006, 06:09 AM   #20
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No idea but I'm sure you're about to tell us.
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