That baer fellow that spams here - Page 3

Glice · 09.21.2009, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

so, minus the carpenter boyfriend, you'd be exactly the same as you are now

Yes. Except I'd get a lot more action. Y'know, you have to pretend to be interested in shoes and handbags and all that shite with women. With a fella it's just "Hey! I've got one of those too. Shall we?" and of you trot to 'unload some tension'.

And by 'tension' I mean semen. Into another man's arse.

floatingslowly · 09.21.2009, 01:46 PM

my girlfriend and I would never attend a fondue party. we feel that it's too stereotypical and thereby demeaning toward gay people.

now, if you don't mind, we're off to look at 4x4 offroad vehicles.

edit: I just realized that I'd be more of man if I were actually a lesbian.

static-harmony · 09.21.2009, 02:55 PM

I'd be the quintessential masculine type. I would only date jocks, but in the bedroom I would be such a power-bottom.

floatingslowly · 09.21.2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

I would be such a power-bottom.

I'm sure I'll regret asking, but how can one aggressively take it?

like "oh you've got more than that" or "do it again, you sissy"?

Glice · 09.21.2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I'm sure I'll regret asking, but how can one aggressively take it?

like "oh you've got more than that" or "do it again, you sissy"?

"C'mon soldier, I can't hear those balls slapping!"
"Don't you come yet, faggot"
"Call that a thrust? You bugger yo' mamma with that thing?"
"Stop being such a fag and FUCK MY ASS, fag"
etc

floatingslowly · 09.21.2009, 03:49 PM

thanks! that helps.

secret worlds are fascinating.

Glice · 09.23.2009, 03:40 PM

Bump. More gay please.

amerikangod · 09.23.2009, 07:23 PM

How much gay? Human Torch gay, or just atsonicpark gay?

Glice · 09.24.2009, 04:36 AM

How gay is atsonicpark on the scale of salmon to eggshell-puce?

Sonic Youth Gossip · 09.24.2009, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

"Stop being such a fag and FUCK MY ASS, fag"
etc

lol

floatingslowly · 09.24.2009, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Bump. More gay please.

I only have enough money for one pride-day gift.

in yr esteemed opinion, who is more deserving: atsonicpark, big gay rob or swa(y)?

note: I know what rob likes, but I'd be stuck on ideas for the other two.

Glice · 09.24.2009, 08:27 AM

Well, I reckon big gay rob would be happy enough with a hug and a smile. He's that kind of gay, y'know, not too materialistic. Just likes the boys when they wink (read it properly, I know what you lipstick lesbians are like).

Cottagingatsonicpark is probably into weird shit. Get him a trip to the aquarium.

ga(y) would probably like a nice maroon cravat. If you knowwarrimean.

floatingslowly · 09.24.2009, 09:12 AM

I've honestly never been too sure what cottaging is.

my two best guesses are: someone who sits inside a cottage all day, having anal sex and someone who hold jism inside their mouth until it looks like cottage cheese.

please clarify.

Toilet & Bowels · 09.24.2009, 06:17 PM

i'd be a graham chapman kind of gay, only with a permanent boner.
getting sucked off by a 19 year old whilst wearing a smoking jacket and enjoying a nice pipe. and i'd probably keep a drag queen as a mistress.

amerikangod · 09.24.2009, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i'd be a graham chapman kind of gay, only with a permanent boner.
getting sucked off by a 19 year old whilst wearing a smoking jacket and enjoying a nice pipe. and i'd probably keep a drag queen as a mistress.

Oh man I really like this idea. I'd also give this kind of gay a whirl.

On second drunken thought, I'd go with my original kind of gay and mature into this gay as an older man (in my 50's or so.)

Toilet & Bowels · 09.24.2009, 07:36 PM

well now that i'm about to enter my 30s i'd have to be a more considered and respectable kind of gay, not the type that plucks their eyebrows & runs around in a skimpy t-shirt that shows my midriff.

amerikangod · 09.24.2009, 07:50 PM

No, for sure.

But to acquire the type of dignity required to wear a smoking jacket... I can only do that with age. Even in my 40's I'll be too low-brow. Basically, I'm telling you what to get me for my 50th birthday.

Toilet & Bowels · 09.24.2009, 08:25 PM

I'd definitely be a sophisticated & intellectual type gay, and i'd do things like take in teenage runaways and teach them fencing, & then i would require certain things from them in return.

amerikangod · 09.24.2009, 08:50 PM

Holy shit I need to teach teenagers fencing.

static-harmony · 09.24.2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

"C'mon soldier, I can't hear those balls slapping!"
"Don't you come yet, faggot"
"Call that a thrust? You bugger yo' mamma with that thing?"
"Stop being such a fag and FUCK MY ASS, fag"
etc

Pretty much.

09.21.2009, 01:46 PM	#42
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	my girlfriend and I would never attend a fondue party. we feel that it's too stereotypical and thereby demeaning toward gay people. now, if you don't mind, we're off to look at 4x4 offroad vehicles. edit: I just realized that I'd be more of man if I were actually a lesbian.
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static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	I'd be the quintessential masculine type. I would only date jocks, but in the bedroom I would be such a power-bottom. __________________
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09.21.2009, 03:49 PM	#46
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	thanks! that helps. secret worlds are fascinating.
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09.23.2009, 07:23 PM	#48
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	How much gay? Human Torch gay, or just atsonicpark gay? __________________
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09.24.2009, 09:12 AM	#53
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I've honestly never been too sure what cottaging is. my two best guesses are: someone who sits inside a cottage all day, having anal sex and someone who hold jism inside their mouth until it looks like cottage cheese. please clarify.
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09.24.2009, 06:17 PM	#54
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,215	i'd be a graham chapman kind of gay, only with a permanent boner. getting sucked off by a 19 year old whilst wearing a smoking jacket and enjoying a nice pipe. and i'd probably keep a drag queen as a mistress.
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09.24.2009, 07:36 PM	#56
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,215	well now that i'm about to enter my 30s i'd have to be a more considered and respectable kind of gay, not the type that plucks their eyebrows & runs around in a skimpy t-shirt that shows my midriff.
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09.24.2009, 07:50 PM	#57
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	No, for sure. But to acquire the type of dignity required to wear a smoking jacket... I can only do that with age. Even in my 40's I'll be too low-brow. Basically, I'm telling you what to get me for my 50th birthday. __________________
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09.24.2009, 08:25 PM	#58
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,215	I'd definitely be a sophisticated & intellectual type gay, and i'd do things like take in teenage runaways and teach them fencing, & then i would require certain things from them in return.
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09.24.2009, 08:50 PM	#59
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	Holy shit I need to teach teenagers fencing. __________________
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