Twelve Days Of Christmas

Pookie · 12.16.2006, 11:18 AM

When singing this song at Christmas, remember that it's four collie birds, and not calling birds.

Anybody else get vexed on this matter?

finding nobody · 12.16.2006, 11:22 AM

Just about all Christmas songs are really aggravating to me. I just realized this last night.
But, I dont really make that mistake because I dont know all the words to that one, and if I did I probably wouldn't sing it anyway

Pookie · 12.16.2006, 11:25 AM

Well boo hiss to you. Consider yourself crossed off my Christmas invitation list.

Savage Clone · 12.16.2006, 11:27 AM

Of all the Christmas songs that have ever existed, this is perhaps the worst one of all.

I hate that kind of fucking "House That Jack Built" lyrical structure.
Shit drives me crazy.

finding nobody · 12.16.2006, 11:28 AM

NO NO NO Pookie
I dont mind Christmas at all man. It's the songs. Not the people, not the season, not that warm fuzzy feeling you get as young boy on Christmas eve when you know you got some sweet stuff under the tree that your parents (and Santa) got for you. Just the songs

Glice · 12.16.2006, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Of all the Christmas songs that have ever existed, this is perhaps the worst one of all.

I hate that kind of fucking "House That Jack Built" lyrical structure.
Shit drives me crazy.

Wizzard. Slade. Paul McfuckingCartfuckingnefuckingy. All infinitely worse.

Pookie · 12.16.2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by finding nobody

NO NO NO Pookie
I dont mind Christmas at all man. It's the songs. Not the people, not the season, not that warm fuzzy feeling you get as young boy on Christmas eve when you know you got some sweet stuff under the tree that your parents (and Santa) got for you. Just the songs

Oh, OK then. If you're in the area on Christmas Day, consider yourself invited.

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Originally Posted by Grinchy Clone

Of all the Christmas songs that have ever existed, this is perhaps the worst one of all.

I hate that kind of fucking "House That Jack Built" lyrical structure.
Shit drives me crazy.

Well boo hiss to YOU. Consider yourself crossed off my Christmas invitation list.

jon boy · 12.16.2006, 11:34 AM

christmas = poo.

finding nobody · 12.16.2006, 11:37 AM

Pookie · 12.16.2006, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

christmas = poo.

fishmonkey · 12.16.2006, 12:31 PM

i never understood this one from Silent Night..

"round yon virgin Mother and child"

what the fuck is that???

round "yon" what?
mental fuckin shit.

jon boy · 12.16.2006, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

so your saying your a grinch?

Pookie · 12.16.2006, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by fishmonkey

i never understood this one from Silent Night..

"round yon virgin Mother and child"

what the fuck is that???

round "yon" what?
mental fuckin shit.

It's about the birth of Jesus (your saviour, remember Him?).

All is calm, all is bright round yon(der) Virgin Mother (Mary) and child (little baby Jesus).

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so your saying your a grinch?

No, that was for you to print out and make into Christmas cards.

jon boy · 12.16.2006, 01:04 PM

but i arnt sending any christmas cards.

Norma J · 12.16.2006, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

All is calm, all is bright round yon(der) Virgin Mother (Mary) and child (little baby Jesus).

Oh. I always thought it was "Round young virgin, mother and child"

Norma J · 12.16.2006, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

I think Pookie and I are like the only ones on this board who actually enjoy Christmas. You are all a bunch of greedy bastards!

Bullshit to that. I love christmas.

Pookie · 12.18.2006, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

I think Pookie and I are like the only ones on this board who actually enjoy Christmas. You are all a bunch of greedy bastards!

Substitute "Christmas" for "life".

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Daddy Pookie- Burn the kids a Christmas comp cd, it's a Kegger family thing... I find the kids fav songs thru soulseek or whatever, and burn them a cd each year that we listen to throughout the month. Mostly traditional carols, but sung by people/characters they like.

Good idea.

I usually gather together all our Christmas CD's (not that we have that many) and make a compilation of the best bits.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.18.2006, 04:39 AM

yeh i love xmas too, its lots of pavlova, presents and drinking, whats not good about that. Unless your like so alternative you hate anything that is supose to be liked

SynthethicalY · 12.18.2006, 04:42 AM

All I want for x-mas is this stupid so called war against x-mas to stop.

jon boy · 12.18.2006, 09:28 AM

there is far too much pressure to enjoy christmas. i mean am i supposed to enjoy it because someone else does?

12.16.2006, 11:18 AM	#1
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	When singing this song at Christmas, remember that it's four *collie* birds, and not calling birds. Anybody else get vexed on this matter?
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12.16.2006, 11:22 AM	#2
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	Just about all Christmas songs are really aggravating to me. I just realized this last night. But, I dont really make that mistake because I dont know all the words to that one, and if I did I probably wouldn't sing it anyway
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12.16.2006, 11:25 AM	#3
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Well boo hiss to you. Consider yourself crossed off my Christmas invitation list.
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12.16.2006, 11:27 AM	#4
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	Of all the Christmas songs that have ever existed, this is perhaps the worst one of all. I hate that kind of fucking "House That Jack Built" lyrical structure. Shit drives me crazy.
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12.16.2006, 11:28 AM	#5
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	NO NO NO Pookie I dont mind Christmas at all man. It's the songs. Not the people, not the season, not that warm fuzzy feeling you get as young boy on Christmas eve when you know you got some sweet stuff under the tree that your parents (and Santa) got for you. Just the songs
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12.16.2006, 11:34 AM	#8
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	christmas = poo. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275
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12.16.2006, 12:31 PM	#11
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	i never understood this one from Silent Night.. "round yon virgin Mother and child" what the fuck is that??? round "yon" what? mental fuckin shit. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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12.16.2006, 01:04 PM	#14
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	but i arnt sending any christmas cards. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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12.18.2006, 04:39 AM	#18
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	yeh i love xmas too, its lots of pavlova, presents and drinking, whats not good about that. Unless your like so alternative you hate anything that is supose to be liked __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	All I want for x-mas is this stupid so called war against x-mas to stop.
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12.18.2006, 09:28 AM	#20
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	there is far too much pressure to enjoy christmas. i mean am i supposed to enjoy it because someone else does? __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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