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Old 06.09.2006, 09:04 PM   #41
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If Amaranth is 5 years younger than Savage Clone, and Savage Clone is twice as old as EMMAh plus 3 years. EMMAh turns 16 next month. How old is Amaranth?

1. 16
2. 36
3. 28
4. an old enough hag
5. cannot be determined

Three. And I don't mean I pick number three as the answer. I did the calculations, and I'm pretty sure you are three years old. Someone check my math.
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Old 06.09.2006, 10:03 PM   #42
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Savage Clone = s
EMMAh = e
Amaranth = a

s - 5 = a
2e + 3 = s
e
= 16 - 1

e = 15

2 (15) + 3 = s
s =
33

33 - 5 = a

a
= 28
a ≠ 3
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Old 06.09.2006, 10:14 PM   #43
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Old 06.09.2006, 10:51 PM   #44
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Old 06.09.2006, 11:07 PM   #45
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In order to further complicate things, what I meant to say is:
I am twice as old as EMMAh will be in one month, plus three years. I was rounding up my EMMAh to the next whole number.
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Old 06.10.2006, 01:21 AM   #46
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Old 06.10.2006, 03:30 AM   #47
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Old 06.10.2006, 03:31 AM   #48
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Old 06.10.2006, 06:09 AM   #49
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Old 06.10.2006, 09:10 AM   #50
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Old 06.10.2006, 03:35 PM   #51
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Old 06.10.2006, 03:41 PM   #52
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Same as Alyasa and Bowels.....

I still don't buy that Toxic Johnny is as old as that. In all his pics he looks like a hip young gunslinger.....
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Old 06.10.2006, 03:44 PM   #53
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My dad's 37 and he looks to be in his mid to late 40s.

If your dad is 37 how the fuck are you older than AssBlaster?
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Old 06.10.2006, 03:44 PM   #54
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Old 06.10.2006, 03:55 PM   #55
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Old 06.10.2006, 03:56 PM   #56
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So 20 then?
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Old 06.10.2006, 03:57 PM   #57
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Old 06.10.2006, 03:59 PM   #58
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So 20 then?

bingo. i should have made it more complicated.
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Old 06.10.2006, 04:53 PM   #59
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Old 06.10.2006, 04:56 PM   #60
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It's right in your profile, no one even had to make the calculations.

erm, uh, well . . . that's beside the point!

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