Unskinny Rock'n'Roll is Just Wrong, Basically.

demonrail666 · 06.13.2008, 05:34 PM

I'm fed up with the way fatness is coming to become acceptable in RnR. I say this as someone who could do with losing a few pounds myself, but I'm not on stage. When I was growing up, bands looked nice and skinny:

Now it's all pleasing plumpness, and it just looks shit basically:

Forget what it's doing to our hearts, the supersize option is fucking up RnR.

Danny Himself · 06.13.2008, 05:40 PM

Thin as a rail, and just so happens to be a rock and roll legend.

But then again, this guy is fatter than fuck and still satisfies;

demonrail666 · 06.13.2008, 05:44 PM

Bet he cant do the Chuck Berry duck walk without falling over though.

Danny Himself · 06.13.2008, 05:46 PM

YOUR THESIS HOLDS NO WATER

demonrail666 · 06.13.2008, 05:51 PM

Of course it doesn't. But I'll bet the fuck he did.

Besides, the fucker died in a plane crash. Of course he did. Surprised it even managed to take off. The fat bastard.

Because of the combined weight of him and Richie Valens, Buddy Holly died. RnR killing motherfucker.

fugazifan · 06.13.2008, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Bet he cant do the Chuck Berry duck walk without falling over though.

im calling bullshit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQbUE...eature=related

Pookie · 06.13.2008, 05:59 PM

Skinny twat:

Fat rock n roll god:

demonrail666 · 06.13.2008, 06:00 PM

skinny but dead because of Valens and the Big Bopper's eating habits.

Danny Himself · 06.13.2008, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

Of course it doesn't. But I'll bet the fuck he did.

Besides, the fucker died in a plane crash. Of course he did. Surprised it even managed to take off. The fat bastard.

Because of the combined weight of him and Richie Valens, Buddy Holly died. RnR killing motherfucker.

I'm sure his death would come to him as a surprise, considering he's still alive.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fats_Domino

gmku · 06.13.2008, 06:06 PM

fatness isn't as bad as the sideways swept haircuts. What's up with that?

I'm talking about long hair that looks like it's been windswept into the guy's face, from the side, but it's held there with spray or something. I see this in young "indie" bands all the time. Just bad, bad, bad.

demonrail666 · 06.13.2008, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fugazifan

im calling bullshit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQbUE...eature=related

Not at all, he had to lay down in the back of the van because he was sick when it crashed. Probably after two minutes of duck walking like a half inflated basketball. Fat kills RnR, AGAIN!

demonrail666 · 06.13.2008, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny Himself

I'm sure his death would come to him as a surprise, considering he's still alive.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fats_Domino

Let's not quibble over minor details like facts.

Pookie · 06.13.2008, 06:15 PM

You were mixing Fats up with Big Bopper.

Still, they all look the same I suppose.

Pookie · 06.13.2008, 06:18 PM

Then again.
Fat twat:

demonrail666 · 06.13.2008, 06:18 PM

^behind a platter of ribs they do, definitely.

demonrail666 · 06.13.2008, 06:23 PM

I must stop starting threads when Im this drunk

Cantankerous · 06.13.2008, 07:52 PM

not that he could actually play or do much of anything for that matter but he came to mind.

skinny as hell but had some big ol titties

demonrail666 · 06.13.2008, 08:00 PM

They both look uttely fantastic in those pics

demonrail666 · 06.13.2008, 08:02 PM

Patti Smith being FAR too amazing.

Cantankerous · 06.13.2008, 08:03 PM

cheekbones.

patti's twin brother:

06.13.2008, 05:34 PM	#1
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	I'm fed up with the way fatness is coming to become acceptable in RnR. I say this as someone who could do with losing a few pounds myself, but I'm not on stage. When I was growing up, bands looked nice and skinny: Now it's all pleasing plumpness, and it just looks shit basically: Forget what it's doing to our hearts, the supersize option is fucking up RnR.
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Thin as a rail, and just so happens to be a rock and roll legend. But then again, this guy is fatter than fuck and still satisfies;
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Bet he cant do the Chuck Berry duck walk without falling over though.
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06.13.2008, 05:46 PM	#4
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	YOUR THESIS HOLDS NO WATER
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06.13.2008, 05:51 PM	#5
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Of course it doesn't. But I'll bet the fuck he did. Besides, the fucker died in a plane crash. Of course he did. Surprised it even managed to take off. The fat bastard. Because of the combined weight of him and Richie Valens, Buddy Holly died. RnR killing motherfucker.
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Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Skinny twat: Fat rock n roll god:
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	skinny but dead because of Valens and the Big Bopper's eating habits.
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	fatness isn't as bad as the sideways swept haircuts. What's up with that? I'm talking about long hair that looks like it's been windswept into the guy's face, from the side, but it's held there with spray or something. I see this in young "indie" bands all the time. Just bad, bad, bad. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	You were mixing Fats up with Big Bopper. Still, they all look the same I suppose.
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Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Then again. Fat twat:
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	I must stop starting threads when Im this drunk
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	not that he could actually play or do much of anything for that matter but he came to mind. skinny as hell but had some big ol titties
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	They both look uttely fantastic in those pics
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Patti Smith being FAR too amazing.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	cheekbones. patti's twin brother:
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