pammy does playboy; cantankerous baffled, choking on spew

Cantankerous · 12.12.2006, 02:43 AM

crypto, these are for you.

Cantankerous · 12.12.2006, 02:43 AM

Cantankerous · 12.12.2006, 02:43 AM

you may be tempted to ask, "why, my dear, sweet, fragile flower? why must you subject the world to such irrational cruelty?"

bottom line, motherfuckers. if i have to suffer through that kind of pain, the rest of mankind is coming with me. she's older than my mom. let's hear it for the new face of hepatitis.
all i can think of is courtney love on howard stern yelling about "the irony of labiaplasty...they airbrush the pussies in playboy!"

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.12.2006, 02:58 AM

honestly, i dont find her that attractive.
shes kinda trashy...

but thanks!
its the thought that counts

<3

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.12.2006, 02:59 AM

i mean, okay, shes got a great body
beautiful (fake) breasts
but i dont know, she just seems trashy.
her face is kinda... slutty?

luxinterior · 12.12.2006, 03:04 AM

She used to be really cute, attractive, whatever. She's got a harsh look about her now though. Maybe it's the eye makeup.

Norma J · 12.12.2006, 03:09 AM

She still looks rather similar to when she was younger though, she doesn't look like a plastic doll, which is a plus. Obviously her tits are fake though, which I find a somewhat turn off. I don't think she's 'trashy'. I actually had a Pam calendar in my room when I was a wee-teen, infact it was before I was a teen I think. HAHA.

Cantankerous · 12.12.2006, 03:10 AM

she looks exactly like every white trash mom i've ever seen at the public pool but with bigger tits.

Norma J · 12.12.2006, 03:11 AM

You must be going to the right public pools than, Cantankerous.

Cantankerous · 12.12.2006, 03:13 AM

they actually look more like tara reid with the lumpy stomach and tits you could drive a truck through but you get the idea. i'm kind of the odd one out at the pool because i'm so pasty and white and skinny and i don't have a belly ring or a tattoo that says bob.

luxinterior · 12.12.2006, 03:14 AM

Now, Tara Reid just makes me want to vomit.

Cantankerous · 12.12.2006, 03:17 AM

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.12.2006, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by luxinterior

Now, Tara Reid just makes me want to vomit.

what will it take for you to marry me today?

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.12.2006, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

OH MY GOD!!!
why lily?! WHY?!?!

Cantankerous · 12.12.2006, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

OH MY GOD!!!
why lily?! WHY?!?!

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Originally Posted by Lilly with two L's

you may be tempted to ask, "why, my dear, sweet, fragile flower? why must you subject the world to such irrational cruelty?"

bottom line, motherfuckers. if i have to suffer through that kind of pain, the rest of mankind is coming with me.

...

Norma J · 12.12.2006, 03:19 AM

That look incredibly Photoshopped.

What's the point of Playboy? I'm not into porno mags or anything anyway, but I mean, you don't see any box?

Cantankerous · 12.12.2006, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Norma J

That look incredibly Photoshopped.

What's the point of Playboy? I'm not into porno mags or anything anyway, but I mean, you don't see any box?

she had a botched boob job and bad lipo on her stomach. she's talked about it pretty extensively. the sad part is that she could have been really cute.

too late for that.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.12.2006, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Norma J

That look incredibly Photoshopped.

What's the point of Playboy? I'm not into porno mags or anything anyway, but I mean, you don't see any box?

honestly, it has great articles.

Cantankerous · 12.12.2006, 03:22 AM

WHITE TRASH MOM. what did i tell you.

i don't know if she's done playboy or not but for them to put her in it would be mind-boggling. i would pay NOT to see tara reid's chocha.

Norma J · 12.12.2006, 03:25 AM

I think, why the fuck do they go through all that plastic surgery and shit. But then people say the same thing to me about tattoos.

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cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	honestly, i dont find her that attractive. shes kinda trashy... but thanks! its the thought that counts <3
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cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	i mean, okay, shes got a great body beautiful (fake) breasts but i dont know, she just seems trashy. her face is kinda... slutty?
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luxinterior invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave Posts: 2,351	She used to be really cute, attractive, whatever. She's got a harsh look about her now though. Maybe it's the eye makeup. __________________ "I sweat like a fucking nun on Sunday...I don't even know what that means." - Sebastian Bach
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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	She still looks rather similar to when she was younger though, she doesn't look like a plastic doll, which is a plus. Obviously her tits are fake though, which I find a somewhat turn off. I don't think she's 'trashy'. I actually had a Pam calendar in my room when I was a wee-teen, infact it was before I was a teen I think. HAHA. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	You must be going to the right public pools than, Cantankerous. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	they actually look more like tara reid with the lumpy stomach and tits you could drive a truck through but you get the idea. i'm kind of the odd one out at the pool because i'm so pasty and white and skinny and i don't have a belly ring or a tattoo that says bob. __________________ RETIRED
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luxinterior invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Missouri, land of the free and home of the brave Posts: 2,351	Now, Tara Reid just makes me want to vomit. __________________ "I sweat like a fucking nun on Sunday...I don't even know what that means." - Sebastian Bach
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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	That look incredibly Photoshopped. What's the point of Playboy? I'm not into porno mags or anything anyway, but I mean, you don't see any box? __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	WHITE TRASH MOM. what did i tell you. i don't know if she's done playboy or not but for them to put her in it would be mind-boggling. i would pay NOT to see tara reid's chocha. __________________ RETIRED
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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	I think, why the fuck do they go through all that plastic surgery and shit. But then people say the same thing to me about tattoos. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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