Imagine if Ninjas snuck into your home

ALIEN ANAL · 04.20.2007, 07:30 AM

man...would be intense shit right there

Pookie · 04.20.2007, 07:32 AM

Dumber than one of Laila's threads, but not as endearing.

ALIEN ANAL · 04.20.2007, 07:40 AM

ey ey ey...i started imagine if thurston was luke skywalker..give me a bit of credit

04.20.2007, 07:40 AM

Laila didn't shout for attention, she got it regardless. Crypto has been a bit like that recently, too. Not that i care much, but there's an underlying theme of desperately wanting people to pay attention to some of these threads. Carry on, we all die at one point. Ninjas are cunts, so if they broke into my house they would get booted out with a free kick and and i'd throw a bag of poo at them too.

ALIEN ANAL · 04.20.2007, 07:45 AM

gee things can be taken soo seriously and looked into too much in this place
im just drunk and being a douche. I like seeing how stupid threads go thats all, if i recall, someone posted OH *DROPS HANNKY* IM LEAVING THIS PLACE thread..and came back.

sonicl · 04.20.2007, 07:48 AM

1. Depart on HANNAN ST for 2.7 km
2. Continue straight ahead onto HAY ST/GREAT EASTERN HWY for 0.7 km
3. Continue straight ahead onto WINGATE ST for 0.2 km
4. Continue straight ahead onto GREAT EASTERN HWY/GREAT EASTERN HWY for 33.8 km
5. Continue straight ahead onto BAYLEY ST for 1.9 km
6. Continue straight ahead onto GREAT EASTERN HWY for 183.4 km
7. Continue straight ahead onto POLLUX ST for 0.8 km
8. Continue straight ahead onto COOLGARDIE ST for 0.5 km
9. Continue straight ahead onto ORION ST/ORION ST for 0.9 km
10. Continue straight ahead onto GREAT EASTERN HWY for 269.3 km
11. Turn right onto PEEL TCE/NORTHAM YORK RD for 1.4 km
12. Turn left onto FITZGERALD ST/GREAT EASTERN HWY for 1.1 km
13. Turn right onto GREAT EASTERN HWY for 76.1 km
14. Turn left onto ROE HWY for 2.8 km
15. Continue straight ahead onto GREAT EASTERN HWY for 12.4 km
16. Continue straight ahead onto GREAT EASTERN HWY/GREAT EASTERN HWY for 1.2 km
17. Turn left onto SHEPPERTON RD OFF RAMP for 0.4 km
18. Bear right onto SHEPPERTON RD for 0.4 km
19. Continue straight ahead onto CAUSEWAY for 0.7 km
20. Continue straight ahead onto RIVERSIDE DR for 2.3 km
21. Bear right onto BARRACK ST for 0.3 km
22. Turn left onto ST GEORGES TCE/SAINT GEORGES TCE for 0.1 km
23. Arrive at PERTH

ALIEN ANAL · 04.20.2007, 07:50 AM

hahah zang
you dont like me do you sonicl

sonicl · 04.20.2007, 07:53 AM

I think you could do with moving out of Kalgoorlie to somewhere where there's a little bit more to do.

ALIEN ANAL · 04.20.2007, 07:54 AM

oh tell me about it
theres nothing here at all its terrible
i have 1 friend here so its not the most exciting town to be living in

whorefrost · 04.20.2007, 07:54 AM

I used to attend Ninjitsu classes when I was around 13 or so. In the end, I was too timid for it.

04.20.2007, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

gee things can be taken soo seriously and looked into too much in this place
im just drunk and being a douche. I like seeing how stupid threads go thats all, if i recall, someone posted OH *DROPS HANNKY* IM LEAVING THIS PLACE thread..and came back.

Don't get me wrong, i was only thinking that. You seem like a nice guy etc etc.

ALIEN ANAL · 04.20.2007, 07:58 AM

well thanks porky thats nice of you to say

and whorefrost...now that you are a ninjitsu kid 2 what will you do?!

whorefrost · 04.20.2007, 08:01 AM

ninjas are mammals...ninjas can fly...

ALIEN ANAL · 04.20.2007, 08:06 AM

well the truth is...they are ninjas..and good ones at that..you will never know they were there

jon boy · 04.20.2007, 08:20 AM

ninja's in my house, do you want a cup of tea?

floatingslowly · 04.20.2007, 08:50 AM

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

that is my favorite paragraph on the entire net.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 04.20.2007, 08:51 AM

hahaha
hilarious

atari 2600 · 04.20.2007, 08:52 AM

Imagine if Ninjas snuck into your anus, ALIEN ANAL.

jon boy · 04.20.2007, 10:01 AM

thanks i will try. its a bummer when everyone else uses it and he sits and talks crap all day and he gets junk emails all the time which he thinks is hilarious.

anyway have a good weekend too yo.

fishmonkey · 04.20.2007, 10:37 AM

i am actually a Ninja so it would'nt be a big deal really, we'd probably all sit on the floor, drink tea and talk about this weeks edition of Ninja Weekly.

04.20.2007, 07:30 AM	#1
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	man...would be intense shit right there __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.20.2007, 07:32 AM	#2
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Dumber than one of Laila's threads, but not as endearing.
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04.20.2007, 07:40 AM	#3
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04.20.2007, 07:40 AM	#4
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Laila didn't shout for attention, she got it regardless. Crypto has been a bit like that recently, too. Not that i care much, but there's an underlying theme of desperately wanting people to pay attention to some of these threads. Carry on, we all die at one point. Ninjas are cunts, so if they broke into my house they would get booted out with a free kick and and i'd throw a bag of poo at them too.
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04.20.2007, 07:45 AM	#5
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	gee things can be taken soo seriously and looked into too much in this place im just drunk and being a douche. I like seeing how stupid threads go thats all, if i recall, someone posted OH DROPS HANNKY IM LEAVING THIS PLACE thread..and came back. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.20.2007, 07:48 AM	#6
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	1. Depart on HANNAN ST for 2.7 km 2. Continue straight ahead onto HAY ST/GREAT EASTERN HWY for 0.7 km 3. Continue straight ahead onto WINGATE ST for 0.2 km 4. Continue straight ahead onto GREAT EASTERN HWY/GREAT EASTERN HWY for 33.8 km 5. Continue straight ahead onto BAYLEY ST for 1.9 km 6. Continue straight ahead onto GREAT EASTERN HWY for 183.4 km 7. Continue straight ahead onto POLLUX ST for 0.8 km 8. Continue straight ahead onto COOLGARDIE ST for 0.5 km 9. Continue straight ahead onto ORION ST/ORION ST for 0.9 km 10. Continue straight ahead onto GREAT EASTERN HWY for 269.3 km 11. Turn right onto PEEL TCE/NORTHAM YORK RD for 1.4 km 12. Turn left onto FITZGERALD ST/GREAT EASTERN HWY for 1.1 km 13. Turn right onto GREAT EASTERN HWY for 76.1 km 14. Turn left onto ROE HWY for 2.8 km 15. Continue straight ahead onto GREAT EASTERN HWY for 12.4 km 16. Continue straight ahead onto GREAT EASTERN HWY/GREAT EASTERN HWY for 1.2 km 17. Turn left onto SHEPPERTON RD OFF RAMP for 0.4 km 18. Bear right onto SHEPPERTON RD for 0.4 km 19. Continue straight ahead onto CAUSEWAY for 0.7 km 20. Continue straight ahead onto RIVERSIDE DR for 2.3 km 21. Bear right onto BARRACK ST for 0.3 km 22. Turn left onto ST GEORGES TCE/SAINT GEORGES TCE for 0.1 km 23. Arrive at PERTH
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04.20.2007, 07:50 AM	#7
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	hahah zang you dont like me do you sonicl __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.20.2007, 07:53 AM	#8
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	I think you could do with moving out of Kalgoorlie to somewhere where there's a little bit more to do.
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04.20.2007, 07:54 AM	#9
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	oh tell me about it theres nothing here at all its terrible i have 1 friend here so its not the most exciting town to be living in __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.20.2007, 07:54 AM	#10
whorefrost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Arrived in Smoke, Arrived in Gold Posts: 2,568	I used to attend Ninjitsu classes when I was around 13 or so. In the end, I was too timid for it. __________________ hehehe
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04.20.2007, 07:58 AM	#12
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	well thanks porky thats nice of you to say and whorefrost...now that you are a ninjitsu kid 2 what will you do?! __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.20.2007, 08:01 AM	#13
whorefrost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Arrived in Smoke, Arrived in Gold Posts: 2,568	ninjas are mammals...ninjas can fly... __________________ hehehe
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04.20.2007, 08:06 AM	#14
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	well the truth is...they are ninjas..and good ones at that..you will never know they were there __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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04.20.2007, 08:20 AM	#15
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	ninja's in my house, do you want a cup of tea? __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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04.20.2007, 08:50 AM	#16
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). that is my favorite paragraph on the entire net.
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04.20.2007, 08:51 AM	#17
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	hahaha hilarious
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04.20.2007, 08:52 AM	#18
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	Imagine if Ninjas snuck into your anus, ALIEN ANAL. __________________ Robert Rauschenberg, Canyon, 1959. Combine on canvas 81 3/4 x 70 x 24 inches.
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04.20.2007, 10:01 AM	#19
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	thanks i will try. its a bummer when everyone else uses it and he sits and talks crap all day and he gets junk emails all the time which he thinks is hilarious. anyway have a good weekend too yo. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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04.20.2007, 10:37 AM	#20
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	i am actually a Ninja so it would'nt be a big deal really, we'd probably all sit on the floor, drink tea and talk about this weeks edition of Ninja Weekly. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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