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amerikangod · 12.20.2009, 02:33 AM

They must have done so much coke and eaten so much fondue.

_slavo_ · 12.20.2009, 04:29 AM

Can anyone recommend me a quality Swedish porn?

gmku · 12.20.2009, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

"Mama Mia" is clearly a love song written to coke.

Waterloo is about bong water. You have to really pay attention to the lyrics.

gmku · 12.20.2009, 09:03 AM

So I had some great lucid dreams last night. I never go to bed hoping or concentrating to have them. They just happen sometimes. There's a moment in the dream where I say to myself, hey, I'm dreaming, and then I start controlling the dream. The dream also becomes hyper-real. Last night it seemed so real that I got scared once that I might not have been dreaming and was really driving down the road. So to prove to myself that I was still dreaming I decided I would see what would happen if I deliberately crashed into a big concrete wall. I said to myself that if I was dreaming I could just go right through the wall like it wasn't there, and that by concentrating enough that I was just dreaming, I really would be just dreaming and there would be no harm. So I crashed into the wall and passed right through it.

In another part, I decided to make out with this beautiful woman who passed me by on the street. Just grabbed her and started kissing her, and when she started to object, I said, Hey, wait, you're a character in my dream, you're not real, so this is OK. And she submitted. I could smell her perfume--another sign of my hyper-real lucid dreams, the sense of smell.

Anyway, thought I'd share.

Dead-Air · 12.20.2009, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

They must have done so much coke and eaten so much fondue.

damn, that sounds sexy. I've never been jealous of my parents before.

Dead-Air · 12.20.2009, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by gmku

Waterloo is about bong water. You have to really pay attention to the lyrics.

huh, and I always thought it was about "water sports".

Satan · 12.20.2009, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

They must have done so much coke and eaten so much fondue.

oh the 70s

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

huh, and I always thought it was about "water sports".

HAHAH

sorry i have to crack up every time someone says watersports, its a bit of an in-joke between me and someone

Derek · 12.20.2009, 12:04 PM

Cranking out some UUUUUU shit.

amerikangod · 12.20.2009, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

damn, that sounds sexy. I've never been jealous of my parents before.

Yeah, same here. I'd also liked to have appreciated a pretty brown wardrobe, wood paneling, and avocado green everything in real-time.

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Originally Posted by Satan

i have to crack up every time someone says watersports, its a bit of an in-joke between me and someone

Baby girl, you down with WS? Meet me at the old hot tub in ten minutes.

Dead-Air · 12.20.2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

Yeah, same here. I'd also liked to have appreciated a pretty brown wardrobe, wood paneling, and avocado green everything in real-time.

You could just move to the NW for that. Actually, the coke thing cycles around every two years here too. But fondue, sigh, those were the days...

amerikangod · 12.20.2009, 03:51 PM

I'm not even kidding, you just made me consider the northwest. I don't know if I could deal with the hippie culture though. Are there areas with considerably less hippies? Or zones in which they are outright reviled?

SYRFox · 12.20.2009, 03:52 PM

writing on this thread
listening to prefuse 73 (haven't i said this in two other threads already?)
getting bored

Dead-Air · 12.20.2009, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

I'm not even kidding, you just made me consider the northwest. I don't know if I could deal with the hippie culture though. Are there areas with considerably less hippies? Or zones in which they are outright reviled?

absolutely, there's Eastern Washington and Idaho! You will certainly get the color scheme you seek, and OH THE WOOD PANELING (with taxidermist decor of every species imaginable) though you'll have to substitute meth for coke and wash it down with moonshine made using runoff from playing watersports with your sister. don't go mentioning fondue either because that would be far too close to voting for Obama.

however, open season on hippies is 366 days a year, 367 on leap years, and the derby is just for "most" and "biggest" because nobody can keep track of "first". there is seriously a large movement in Eastern WA to secede and change the name of the new resulting state to "Lincoln", though I don't think anyone has told them yet that even though he was the first Republican, he also freed the slaves...

amerikangod · 12.20.2009, 04:26 PM

I'd kind of be looking for a nice middle ground. Like, I wouldn't want to be around people who were into going on fag drags, but I would be into non-incestuous moonshine. I'd want to be able to go on a bike ride with some folks but I also wouldn't want that bike ride to be in promotion of a new vegan bakery. I'm really not looking for anyone too zealous on either end of the political spectrum as people passionate about their politicians ultimately don't have a clue. I'm ok with gun ownership and I'm fine with people smoking lots of weed, but as soon as you start getting bumper stickers relating to either I'm not down with those people.

Does such a northwestern city exist?

davenotdead · 12.20.2009, 04:32 PM

we're almost soulmates

davenotdead · 12.20.2009, 04:36 PM

if this looks like a good time then call me

amerikangod · 12.20.2009, 04:49 PM

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we're almost soulmates

What do you mean 'almost'?

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

if this looks like a good time then call me

It does but these days I'd be into having some health insurance before I try that out.

Dead-Air · 12.20.2009, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

I'd kind of be looking for a nice middle ground. Like, I wouldn't want to be around people who were into going on fag drags, but I would be into non-incestuous moonshine. I'd want to be able to go on a bike ride with some folks but I also wouldn't want that bike ride to be in promotion of a new vegan bakery. I'm really not looking for anyone too zealous on either end of the political spectrum as people passionate about their politicians ultimately don't have a clue. I'm ok with gun ownership and I'm fine with people smoking lots of weed, but as soon as you start getting bumper stickers relating to either I'm not down with those people.

Does such a northwestern city exist?

damn, you're getting serious on me now. but yeah, Vancouver, WA. Portland's got the strip clubs, they got the strip malls. and a beautiful river full of radioactive waste and mutant salmon for windsurfing inbetwixt.

phoenix · 12.20.2009, 05:29 PM

waiting for at least some of the extra 7 people in my house to leave before i run to the bathroom to get clothing to put on. :/

Dead-Air · 12.20.2009, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

waiting for at least some of the extra 7 people in my house to leave before i run to the bathroom to get clothing to put on. :/

you do realize you just described yourself as home with an extra 7 people and naked, right?

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12.20.2009, 04:29 AM	#1842
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12.20.2009, 09:03 AM	#1844
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	So I had some great lucid dreams last night. I never go to bed hoping or concentrating to have them. They just happen sometimes. There's a moment in the dream where I say to myself, hey, I'm dreaming, and then I start controlling the dream. The dream also becomes hyper-real. Last night it seemed so real that I got scared once that I might not have been dreaming and was really driving down the road. So to prove to myself that I was still dreaming I decided I would see what would happen if I deliberately crashed into a big concrete wall. I said to myself that if I was dreaming I could just go right through the wall like it wasn't there, and that by concentrating enough that I was just dreaming, I really would be just dreaming and there would be no harm. So I crashed into the wall and passed right through it. In another part, I decided to make out with this beautiful woman who passed me by on the street. Just grabbed her and started kissing her, and when she started to object, I said, Hey, wait, you're a character in my dream, you're not real, so this is OK. And she submitted. I could smell her perfume--another sign of my hyper-real lucid dreams, the sense of smell. Anyway, thought I'd share. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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12.20.2009, 12:04 PM	#1848
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	Cranking out some UUUUUU shit.
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12.20.2009, 03:51 PM	#1851
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	I'm not even kidding, you just made me consider the northwest. I don't know if I could deal with the hippie culture though. Are there areas with considerably less hippies? Or zones in which they are outright reviled? __________________
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12.20.2009, 03:52 PM	#1852
SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	writing on this thread listening to prefuse 73 (haven't i said this in two other threads already?) getting bored
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12.20.2009, 04:26 PM	#1854
amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	I'd kind of be looking for a nice middle ground. Like, I wouldn't want to be around people who were into going on fag drags, but I would be into non-incestuous moonshine. I'd want to be able to go on a bike ride with some folks but I also wouldn't want that bike ride to be in promotion of a new vegan bakery. I'm really not looking for anyone too zealous on either end of the political spectrum as people passionate about their politicians ultimately don't have a clue. I'm ok with gun ownership and I'm fine with people smoking lots of weed, but as soon as you start getting bumper stickers relating to either I'm not down with those people. Does such a northwestern city exist? __________________
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12.20.2009, 04:32 PM	#1855
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	we're almost soulmates __________________
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	if this looks like a good time then call me __________________
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12.20.2009, 05:29 PM	#1859
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	waiting for at least some of the extra 7 people in my house to leave before i run to the bathroom to get clothing to put on. :/ __________________ tiny and lost.
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