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Old 04.26.2007, 08:09 PM   #121
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I am critical with the perfectionism I apply to my looks as well as myself as a whole.

The problems I have with my appearance are as follows:
I have a natural posture like a middle aged man who wears sandals.
I have that 'chubby' look at the ends of my mouth and my teeth on the bottom row overlap, making me unable to smile without looking like some Aryan manbeast.
It's quite annoying when my skin isn't pale.
My head's pretty tiny in a child-like way and photographs don't compliment this at all.
I could do with an extra inch or so. (no innuendo... but then again)


However, I like:
The texture of my hair. I can do a reasonable amount with it. It's very unruly which can be a bitch until sorted out, though once it is I look like some ravishing author. Oh my, yes.
I have a decent shape of face.
My wrinkles (I'm 15 but hey, they're here to stay) look alright at the moment. They won't when I start looking like the bottom of a Yorkshire pudding but for now...
My inconsistent teenage facial furniture that is a delightful mix of peach fuzz and actual beard work.
My stomach scar is like, wow.
I have nice eyelashes.
My eyebrows ain't too bad either. I style them.
I've developed a fairy decent posture.

*disappears up posterior*
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Old 04.26.2007, 09:37 PM   #122
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and you're old enough to be her father

not quite. !@#$%! is one of my good online friends. he's just being complimental.
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Old 04.26.2007, 09:44 PM   #123
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not quite. !@#$%! is one of my good online friends. he's just being complimental.

'nuff said.

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Old 04.26.2007, 11:46 PM   #124
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Sometimes I like the way I look other times I hate it. I can name about a billion things I dislike about my face alone.
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Old 04.26.2007, 11:55 PM   #125
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You are too pretty to not like a billion things... Wait. There are not even a billion things on your face not to like!

I've never really been the most confident person. Well, I can be, just not always.
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Old 04.27.2007, 12:45 AM   #126
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today is a shit day
wondering back and fourth to three different mirrors
my skin is dry and pale, there are odd patches of red and nothings helping
today is a shit day

This is right now in a poetic form :P
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Old 04.27.2007, 12:53 AM   #127
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I've never really been the most confident person. Well, I can be, just not always.

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I am pretty self concsious in real life, I'm not very confident about the way I look either.

you women are cracked!! cracked i tell you!!!!
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Old 04.27.2007, 01:05 AM   #128
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yeh im with you there sway.
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Old 04.27.2007, 01:23 AM   #129
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Half of a my face is miserable and the other half is happier. Apart from that, i wish i had bigger boobs.
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Old 04.27.2007, 01:24 AM   #130
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Sometimes I get the feeling that girls aren't attracted to me in person.
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Old 04.27.2007, 01:28 AM   #131
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I guess I'm not a girl. I wish I had smaller boobs.
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Old 04.27.2007, 01:41 AM   #132
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All of us girls do!

The problem is that i can only afford a penis enlargement at the moment, boobs will have to wait till later this year.
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Old 04.27.2007, 01:54 AM   #133
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a penis enlargment would rock
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Old 04.27.2007, 01:55 AM   #134
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Penis enlargement is stupid. Once a girl gets to your penis you've already won the battle.
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Old 04.27.2007, 01:57 AM   #135
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More realistically, you could say the you've won half of it.
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Old 04.27.2007, 02:04 AM   #136
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Well if you win the battle the spoils aren't always what you imagined. . . but still you've won the battle.
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Old 04.27.2007, 02:09 AM   #137
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I disagree. A penis is a penis.
The 'battle' is getting the girl to love, enjoy, appreciate and want to rock that cock.

That was beautiful Kegmama. That's battle number 2. The first battle is getting them to simply like me or figuring out which ones like me that I also like.

I don't really yearn for sex half as much as I simply yearn for companionship. And nothing says companionship like a girl unzipping your fly and whipping your dick out.
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Old 04.27.2007, 10:57 PM   #138
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i dealt with alotta shit as a kid, and i do look to be "mothered". i basically look for in females the same thing i once got out of my mom (and still do in a way). jen does a great job at that.


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Old 08.10.2007, 01:19 PM   #139
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looks are overrated..and annoying to me....but hey thats life
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Old 08.10.2007, 01:24 PM   #140
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maybe a permanent muffstache?

yeah!
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