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06.13.2012, 03:18 PM
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I would like to make the sex to !@#$%%%!.
His attempts to explain-away our sorted rendezvous with plaintive cries of "never having done this before" prove false as he takes joyous leisure in his skillful administrations toward my lovemissile. We part at 3am; he, asleep on a cowskin rug depicting a southwestern motiff, and I, stealing-away into the warm New Mexican night, satiated yet never willing to forget our time together on Ballbreak Montaňa. I leave $2.75 in change on the nightstand as a way of saying "thank you". |
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06.13.2012, 03:53 PM
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Location: mars attacks
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in your dreams, skeletor |
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06.13.2012, 05:05 PM
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^^^I laughed.
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06.13.2012, 08:07 PM
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06.14.2012, 05:46 AM
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I always wanted to be her when I was a kid:
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06.14.2012, 06:08 AM
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Location: cybatraz!
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I'd love to stick a finger in his butt too. |
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06.14.2012, 06:48 AM
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Slavo's butt <3
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06.14.2012, 06:52 AM
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Now you've gone too too far.
That's disgusting. |
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06.18.2012, 08:38 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama
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I would fuck most of you. i would fuck yr souls.
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06.18.2012, 08:54 PM
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What if we have no soul? What if we're all machine?
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06.18.2012, 08:55 PM
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the end of the ugly
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what the fuck
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06.18.2012, 08:58 PM
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Shut up and fuck, now.
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06.18.2012, 08:58 PM
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the end of the ugly
Join Date: Apr 2010
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w/robot parts.
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06.18.2012, 09:03 PM
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Or whatever's handy.
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06.18.2012, 09:09 PM
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I like to think both of you are right next to each other...posting...on a message board.
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06.18.2012, 09:24 PM
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the end of the ugly
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we were. Then floating farted and left the room.
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06.18.2012, 09:24 PM
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the end of the ugly
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and came back with animal crackers.
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06.20.2012, 10:35 AM
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the end of the ugly
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The cat animal crackers have udders/breasts. It's kind of sick.
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06.20.2012, 11:04 AM
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It's fur.
That doesn't stop me from nibbling them off first. |
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06.20.2012, 11:08 AM
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the end of the ugly
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my cat keeps farting. and theyre stinky.
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