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Old 02.23.2010, 11:32 AM   #81
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omg!!11 pitchfork fanboyism lulz..... (I'm being sarcastic, Rob+Pookie. Pookie, LOL.)

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Old 02.23.2010, 01:19 PM   #82
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Can't believe how wrong this review is

http://www.popmatters.com/pm/review/...ave-one-on-me/

haha, idiots.

the wire review was pretty good. and even pfork's, because it's richardson.

they rated them too lowly though. this is seriously 9.7-10 material
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Old 02.23.2010, 01:24 PM   #83
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this shit is watering down our rage
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Old 02.23.2010, 01:26 PM   #84
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yeah, i'm sorry its not cool/hard enough for u guys. it's about 1000X better than the Eternal though. just, you know, doesn't have guitar solos. aw shux
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Old 02.23.2010, 05:35 PM   #85
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I like soft shit sometimes. that's not what sux about newsom to me. it is the actual sound of her music, the actual sound of her voice, and her inflections and her ridiculous stupid musical persona.

her and the fucking Fleet Foxes.
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Old 02.23.2010, 05:56 PM   #86
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she sounds like a bleating goat to me.
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Old 02.23.2010, 05:58 PM   #87
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I like soft shit sometimes. that's not what sux about newsom to me. it is the actual sound of her music, the actual sound of her voice, and her inflections and her ridiculous stupid musical persona.


Ever so slightly related to what you have said above....after today, I honestly don't think I'll ever be able to listen to Ys again....and I LIKED it!

But she clearly left that world behind.

Rob, have you actually listened to any of HOOM?
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Old 02.23.2010, 06:14 PM   #88
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Basically all that's left to do is pick up a harp and be twee as fuck.

Regardless of whether or not I disagree, everything you've said in this thread is fucking fantastic. I'm just way too gay to listen to Pantera. I prefer cutesy harp tunes.
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Old 02.23.2010, 06:16 PM   #89
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Excitement about a Joanna Newsom release?

What next, creaming yourselves over the new Tori Amos album...?

Oh, fuck!!!! New Tori Amos???? WHen?
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Old 02.23.2010, 07:01 PM   #90
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I heard there wasn't much shredding on this record.
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Old 02.23.2010, 09:28 PM   #91
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I just listened to the first and second disc. Hmm. So far very disappointed. Hopefully, it will redeem itself. Does it seem shiny to anyone else? It might just be new production making me unfamiliar.
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Old 02.23.2010, 09:55 PM   #92
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hayden, not sure what u mean by 'shiny' ... but i haven't heard anyone else describe it as that.
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Old 02.24.2010, 01:28 AM   #93
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I'll try and explain myself. I thought Milk-Eyed Mender was fantastic because it was a beautiful album yet there were obvious flaws. The album seemed raw. Listening to it I pictured Joanna Newsom playing harp in a wood shack on some farm miles and miles from industrialized cities.

After listening to all of them, I don't think it's necessarily a 'bad' thing. Just something for me to get used to. The new album is clean and smooth. Not as many overly-obnoxious notes, which to me are like landmarks throughout the story. Her voice seems less 'stressed' to me.

I've been really baked the entire time, though.
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Old 02.24.2010, 04:42 AM   #94
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I'd like to put one cumshot on her face. Can you imagine her licking your balls, bent over doggy style, while you're standing up and jerking off, with her big ass kicked up in the air? She could be laying on her harp and while she's rhythmically moving back and forth and kicking her ass up and down like she's being fucked from behind while licking your sweaty sac, discordant harp sounds protrude from under her naked body. Finally, in her sweet, super high pitched voice, she says "I want to have one on me." And then I "arrive" all over her, putting the most massive load to ever exist all over her sweet, sweet face.

...

Though, I think the title actually refers to "hey, go ahead and download this album, it's free -- have one on me! It's not very good anyway." And, sure enough! It's an overlong, overly slick, obnoxious, boring album where the good moments get lost in a big muck. Enjoy! I guess this album isn't meant to be listened to in one sitting, right? There's no way. This is one of the most tiring albums I've ever heard. I'd rather listen to St. Anger and Chinese Democracy back to back.

Overall rating: Better than most of the garbage out there, but not that great/100.
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Old 02.24.2010, 04:56 AM   #95
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it's streaming here

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AND THE DEER-FENCE
BESHWEEN
DA SPROUT AND DA BEANNNN\
IS A FUNN-AY THANG
SHOULD WII GOH OUTSY?
SHALL WE BWAKE SUM BWED?
R U INTWEST-ED?

That song's about the difference between a penis that's unerect and hard, right?
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Old 02.24.2010, 05:44 AM   #97
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I'd like to put one cumshot on her face. Can you imagine her licking your balls, bent over doggy style, while you're standing up and jerking off, with her big ass kicked up in the air? She could be laying on her harp and while she's rhythmically moving back and forth and kicking her ass up and down like she's being fucked from behind while licking your sweaty sac, discordant harp sounds protrude from under her naked body. Finally, in her sweet, super high pitched voice, she says "I want to have one on me." And then I "arrive" all over her, putting the most massive load to ever exist all over her sweet, sweet face.

and later, as she regains her composure and starts plucking her harp, droplets of cum lying dormant on the strings flick off, gently splatting against her face.

fin.
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Old 02.24.2010, 05:49 AM   #98
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Sounds beautiful!
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Old 02.24.2010, 10:21 AM   #99
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atsonic, it used to be about the music, Dude......

This thread isn't cool. It's embarrassing actually, not worthy of SY Gossip.
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you've changed man, it used to be about the music.

SLAG OFF!

lol.

is there not room in the world for music and cumshots? must we draw some sort of line between the two?

and the line -

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