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Old 10.29.2008, 10:50 PM   #41
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dear Phoenix,

do you find American men irresistibly attractive? and if some sexy american man happens to know what a "root" is, does that add to the appeal?

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Old 10.29.2008, 10:53 PM   #42
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Indeed they are - would that then make them a SuperMILF?


i'll have to check urbandictionary... they would know.

ps- well they don't have the term "supermilf" defined yet. Melly, this is your chance to do something. to have your name in the papers. make the most of it sir
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Old 10.30.2008, 04:32 PM   #43
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In Back To The Future , why is the car covered with ice after time travels?

it was the art teams way of suggesting ultimate coolness of the team, when in fact they are both super nerds.

there is also a possibility that a 1982 DeLorean was in fact traveling through time, and the movie franchise was made as a cover up. As yet I've not time traveled so I cant give you a definate answer on this one. maybe try pookie?
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Old 10.30.2008, 04:34 PM   #44
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How come you're not running Australia yet?

Yours expectantly

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I have guilt, a trait which is genetically engineered out of all potential politicians at birth.
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Old 10.30.2008, 04:37 PM   #45
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Dear Phoenix,

Why did you call Pookie a pig?

Is bacon bacon-flavored or is it just bacon?

Do they sell bacon-flavored chunks of soy in Oz?

Do you eat them?

Does Pookie being made of soy make him more or less attractive?

Inquisitionally Yrs,

Torquemada

I didnt, you did

it depends on what quality of bacon you're eating. most bacon tastes like bacon, some needs a little help from mother test toob.

probably, I've seen 'fake duck' and eaten it. Fake ham etc too.. never eaten that shit.

no, havent eaten fake pig yet

well I favour a non GM full bean soy milk over a soy processed solid, so if he were in a liquid form with a soy content greater than 15%, then probably yes.
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Old 10.30.2008, 04:39 PM   #46
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dear floatingslowly

If the zenith of existence is to play drumsk on Rock Band, how comes you've not been made into some sort of god yet?

Yours slightly confused.

Melly

he keeps filling out the induction form wrong. hes a bit challenged with the hand writing.
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Old 10.30.2008, 04:42 PM   #47
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dear Phoenix,

do you find American men irresistibly attractive? and if some sexy american man happens to know what a "root" is, does that add to the appeal?

forever yours,
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8/10 times yes. it depends on the area they come from. cali accents absolutely kill me. I've worked in retail for five years and I dont think there has been an american male who has come into any of my stores with a californian accent whom I havent given a discount to or given them free stuff.

conversation usually goes;

'yr from the south west coast arent you'

'yeah ha ha'

'thats awesome.. so... what are you doing here? (I usually dont care, I just want them to keep talking, which isnt hard to get an american guy to do)'

'blahblahblablja'




Im sorry though, a NY accent makes me run a mile.
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Old 10.30.2008, 04:42 PM   #48
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phoenix - that's the thing with robots - super-intelligent, but can't hold a sharpie to save their lives.
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Old 10.30.2008, 04:48 PM   #49
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i'll have to check urbandictionary... they would know.

ps- well they don't have the term "supermilf" defined yet. Melly, this is your chance to do something. to have your name in the papers. make the most of it sir


supermilf

high ratio of hotness to large number of kids. surely if you have like 5 kids and you're still freaking hot, you're a supermilf, no?
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Old 10.30.2008, 04:49 PM   #50
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phoenix - that's the thing with robots - super-intelligent, but can't hold a sharpie to save their lives.

exactly.

I think basquiat used to hang out with flots in the 80's tho, I can see a lot of influence there..
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phoenix,

Why do you find an expiration date on sour ceam?

Fanny Craddock
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Old 10.30.2008, 04:55 PM   #52
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Dear Phoenix,

Who needs sharpies when you have military-grade laser-beams?

What about those amerikkkanskis that have accents that are neither south, west, east or north?

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Yr Pal,

[insert name here]
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Old 10.30.2008, 04:57 PM   #53
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phoenix,

Why do you find an expiration date on sour ceam?

Fanny Craddock


why or where? clarification?


why, because it goes mouldy, duh!

unless you dig mould. then just ignore.
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Old 10.30.2008, 05:02 PM   #54
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Yours,
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Old 10.30.2008, 05:03 PM   #55
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Dear Phoenix,

Who needs sharpies when you have military-grade laser-beams?

What about those amerikkkanskis that have accents that are neither south, west, east or north?

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Yr Pal,

[insert name here]

everyone needs a sharpie. there are at least three in my bag at all times. you know, for the immature urge to draw on anything.

well then for those its like accent jeopardy throughout conversation and hilarity ensues for non americkan listener. what is southern cal!! what is utah!!! I know, what is DALLAS!!!
you know I love yr accent I tell you all the time stop fishing for compliments.

they're always there, sometimes they just have good camo and they surprise you, and you say 'oh, that was sudden! did not see you until now..'

you know.
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Old 10.30.2008, 05:05 PM   #56
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Dear Kloriel,

Is the fact that you alone among your ocean of friends were the only human capable of beating Chronotrigger now responsible for the fact you live in an hourglass of antigrav grains of sand?

your friend,

hmm i messed up.

you'll need to correct that before I answer it.
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Old 10.30.2008, 05:07 PM   #57
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phoenix

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Yours,
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its wrong that I actually lol'd at that.

but no, the force is strong in all oriental persons, it takes more than spinning to weaken the spirit.
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Old 10.30.2008, 05:07 PM   #58
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Old 10.30.2008, 05:11 PM   #59
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I can't answer a question you direct at yourself.

I can only suggest some meditation to find the answer within. maybe some lsd if you get stuck.
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Old 10.30.2008, 05:15 PM   #60
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which is the better ending of bladerunner?
the bright or the dark?

AND
do you prefer the version with or without the OFFtext? (depends on synchro I think)
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