[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

davenotdead: That is more like you - subtle yet deadly....though I thought you were more into the supermodels, innit?

supermodels are also capable of reproduction .

[MellySingsDoom]

Indeed they are - would that then make them a SuperMILF?

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

You play the drums ?
Cool !!!
What kind of music do you play ?
Do you have a band ?

this is so great. I love questions!

I play the same kind of music I listen to, I'm not really great enough to make up my own that sounds any good... sometimes I try. I get more out of listening to beats and picking them up than making my own.

My favourites are probably the clash and the yeah yeah yeahs. the clash because they're fucking awesome fun beats to play, the yeah yeah yeahs because they're fun songs to play with friends.

I used to jam with friends also played instruments and liked to fool around couple years ago, but for the last year and a half I've been living out of boxes, so my kit has been away for the last 12 months. When we made our own toons it was somewhere between 60's psychadelic and 90's riot girl rock.

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by Kloriel

phoenix: when you undergo hellish fiery rebirth and survive swimming through rivers of molten lava only to rise forth from ashes and shriek as you fly skyward does the release of the previous suffering outweigh it? or once you are hovering around and breathing fire are you kind of already desensitized to everything?

breathing fire > than anything ever. so yes, its rad.

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by Lamont Cranston

why cant I draw at all, not even stick figures!

everyone can draw, some people are better at realistic expression, though everyone can depict their ideas effectively with a little education. It's the same as anything in life.

Everyone can learn to ride a bike. Some people love it so much that they ride every day and make it their life. Other people just do it every so often, and so usually arent able to ride as well as those who practice every day.

find a local art jam and get some montanas or crayolas out! You're in melbourne for gods sake, EVERYONE in melbourne is an artist of some description

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

Dear Phoenix,

If yr plane went down in the mountains of South America, and you were forced to choose one SonicYouthGossip member to kill, cook and consume, which one would it be?

I'd pick Pookie. I bet he tastes like bacon.

Sincerely,

breakfastingslowly

I didn't get past "if your plane went down"

error line 1

sorry

maybe re submit with something that doesnt crash my system.

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by ploesj

phoenix! you play drums! maybe you can help...

a friend of mine wants a design on the front of his bass drum, and he wants me to design and execute is. point is, i have no clue about what i can do to the material or put on it without influencing the sound. i'm talking about paint, tape etc...

That's awesome!

Just get him to measure up his bass drum for you and create those dimensions on photoshop, if you have it. Then create your work either real life or computer.. scan it in and fit it to the size.. then.. laser cut vinyl is your best friend. Maybe look on google for a place near you that can print for you, or in your yellow pages.

I wouldnt suggest anything else, as you're already going to be having a little impact on the sound by doing that, anything oil based would probably do a fair bit of damage to the skin and that wouldnt be fun. Plus, if they ever want to change it without re-skinning the drum, peeling off vinyl will be easier than scraping off acrylic..

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by Pookie

You calling me a big fat pig?

because this is an ask phoenix thread, I say, yes.

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by davenotdead

dear Phoenix,
will you ever sell another pair of panties? i missed out on bidding the first time

sincerely,

fan of panties

probably, maybe next year when I get bored being a traveling hippie, but I wouldn't list them on here.

if you frequented ebanned and bought often, you might get lucky one day. Look out for the postage pack from Australia.

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by Pookie

phoenix,

Is it morally wrong to force my daughter to only make friends with children whose mothers are hot?

no way, its educational and benefits you both.

[Kloriel]

wow nice job. in case you others were wondering what just happened: female rambo.

[phoenix]

I always wanted to be lori petty

[✌➬]

Why can't glice stop being a prick?

[Pookie]

How many mickles mack a muckle?

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by ✌➬

Why can't glice stop being a prick?

too much ice pipe

 

but if you start too, you wont notice it so much.

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by Pookie

How many mickles mack a muckle?

same as how many pickles pack a puggle. 7.

http://www.fourthcrossingwildlife.co...dna_puggle.htm

[gualbert]

In Back To The Future , why is the car covered with ice after time travels?

[MellySingsDoom]

Dear Phoenix

How come you're not running Australia yet?

Yours expectantly

MellySingsDoom

[floatingslowly]

Dear Phoenix,

Why did you call Pookie a pig?

Is bacon bacon-flavored or is it just bacon?

Do they sell bacon-flavored chunks of soy in Oz?

Do you eat them?

Does Pookie being made of soy make him more or less attractive?

Inquisitionally Yrs,

Torquemada

[MellySingsDoom]

dear floatingslowly

If the zenith of existence is to play drumsk on Rock Band, how comes you've not been made into some sort of god yet?

Yours slightly confused.

Melly