girls and boys, its no-smoking day soon. do you smoke? - Page 2

Officer Randy · 03.11.2007, 01:04 PM

This is cause for concern. Smoking is bad- and as the only officer of the law online I feel obliged to lecture you all on the dangers of cigarettes, cigars, and other smokables.

Smoking cigarettes can cause Bronchitis, Emphysema, Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, and even Cancer of the mouth. Imagine trying to convince your boyfriend to let you give him a blowjob if he knows you've got Cancer of the mouth? Unthinkable.

Smoking cigars has the same effect. The same applies to smoking a pipe (Cancer of the lips, too).

screamingskull · 03.11.2007, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

I don't mind non-smokers, but the fucking sanctimony of born-again non-smokers is nearly as bad as that of vegetarians or u2 fans.

i love you

jon boy · 03.11.2007, 01:15 PM

glice is right, ex smokers are the worst.

screamingskull · 03.11.2007, 01:30 PM

Cardinal Rob · 03.11.2007, 02:18 PM

I don't need drugs, I AM drugs.

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Originally Posted by Glice

the fucking sanctimony of born-again non-smokers is nearly as bad as that of vegetarians

Do you have a problem with that?

HaydenAsche · 03.11.2007, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Smoking, as I say every time this thread comes up, is almost unbearably cool and makes you incredibly attractive to whichever sex you have elected to stick your genitals in/ around.

As I say every time this thread comes up, I agree with Glice. I could quit but that would make me a pussy.

auto-aim · 03.11.2007, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

i smoke should quit.

non smokers die everyday.

Bill Hicks fan?

lizzarddd · 03.11.2007, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

I don't mind non-smokers, but the fucking sanctimony of born-again non-smokers is nearly as bad as that of vegetarians or u2 fans.

i'm a smoker and a vegetarian, does that make me real lame?

I smoke, but when i don't smoke i get pretty cranky. I think about quitting, but then i smoke and i realize that i don't want to.
but I do hate the smell I can't stand smelling like ciggarettes,
As for quitting: i've tried, but you have to put yourself in a situation where you can't smoke, and mostly all of my friends smoke...so that's not looking too good. And i've talked to people who have quit, and they say their cravings never left, they just learned to deal with them, one day i'll be strong and quit

I was listening to the radio, this guy was like 118 years old and he smoked a rediculous amount of packs a day and was smoking for 80 years. and he decided he wanted to quit. I laughed pretty hard, Hope he's goin strong

screamingskull · 03.11.2007, 03:57 PM

when is national no smoking day then?

lizzarddd · 03.11.2007, 04:13 PM

wednesday

auto-aim · 03.11.2007, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by lizzarddd

i'm a smoker and a vegetarian, does that make me real lame?

yes, yes it does.

Smoking is all well and fine but being vegetarian, that is something that i cant get my head around. It's something for another thread maybe but i just dont get it, because it definatly cant be something done out of preferance.

screamingskull · 03.11.2007, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by lizzarddd

wednesday

wednesday it is!

king_buzzo · 03.11.2007, 04:45 PM

i agree with all non smokers, smoking is incredibly stupid and gay,imo.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 03.11.2007, 06:31 PM

I dont smoke.
Also I think that people who do and want to quit are pathetic. It's not like cigarettes are in everything you eat or something. Just stop going to the store and buying them.

Cardinal Rob · 03.11.2007, 06:48 PM

I don't think it's that pathetic. Not even a sitar could make my Godfather (who by chance is called Don) quit. It can be a social thing, and one of someone's main pleasures in life, though I in no way think smoking is necessary.

Sonic Youth 37 · 03.11.2007, 08:14 PM

No smoking for me, although I have been tempted to take it up once or twice just on a whim.

Norma J · 03.11.2007, 11:35 PM

Because you're too cool for school, sway. Nothing says charisma like lung cancer or a self-deprecating lifestyle.

contrelefuckingsexisme · 03.11.2007, 11:37 PM

i don't smoke.

Norma J · 03.11.2007, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

i feel like i gave a decent response to a sincere question.

I feel I gave a sincere response to a bullshit post.

And you can stay away from my cock, if it's all the same.

xkthanxcorex

Norma J · 03.12.2007, 12:23 AM

But what about the price of rice in China?

03.11.2007, 01:04 PM	#21
Officer Randy little trouble girl Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 30	This is cause for concern. Smoking is bad- and as the only officer of the law online I feel obliged to lecture you all on the dangers of cigarettes, cigars, and other smokables. Smoking cigarettes can cause Bronchitis, Emphysema, Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, and even Cancer of the mouth. Imagine trying to convince your boyfriend to let you give him a blowjob if he knows you've got Cancer of the mouth? Unthinkable. Smoking cigars has the same effect. The same applies to smoking a pipe (Cancer of the lips, too).
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screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	when is national no smoking day then?
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lizzarddd bad moon rising Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Aberdeen Posts: 165	wednesday __________________ on your mark, get set, shut the fuck up
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	i agree with all non smokers, smoking is incredibly stupid and gay,imo.
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03.11.2007, 06:31 PM	#34
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	I dont smoke. Also I think that people who do and want to quit are pathetic. It's not like cigarettes are in everything you eat or something. Just stop going to the store and buying them. __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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Cardinal Rob the destroyed room Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the O.. O.. Organ Loft, West Yorkshire, UK Posts: 553	I don't think it's that pathetic. Not even a sitar could make my Godfather (who by chance is called Don) quit. It can be a social thing, and one of someone's main pleasures in life, though I in no way think smoking is necessary. __________________ lastFM \| RYM \| MySpace
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	No smoking for me, although I have been tempted to take it up once or twice just on a whim. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Because you're too cool for school, sway. Nothing says charisma like lung cancer or a self-deprecating lifestyle. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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contrelefuckingsexisme stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina Posts: 414	i don't smoke.
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03.12.2007, 12:23 AM	#40
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	But what about the price of rice in China? __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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