Ask Pookie - Page 19

the ikara cult · 04.11.2007, 06:54 PM

Dear Pookie

What happened to SARS? No-one talks about it anymore, why is this so?

Pookie · 04.12.2007, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Dear Pookie,

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people on this damn board happy?!

Sincerely,
KegMama

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

Ever had one of those arguments on here?

Pookie · 04.12.2007, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by uleskelf

dear pookie,

why do good things happen to bad people?

bob, uleskelf.

Because all of the bad things have been taken by the good people.

04.21.2007, 07:05 AM

Pookie,

Any lunch suggestions?

Thanks

Romolo Box

Pookie · 04.21.2007, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Romolo

Pookie,

Any lunch suggestions?

Thanks

Romolo Box

Casual sex with a stranger?

Pookie · 04.21.2007, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Dear Pookie,

If a word in the dictionary is misspelled, how would we really know?

Ms. B. Spelling

You've stumpped me there.

Pookie · 04.21.2007, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

dear pookie,

does god sweat?

sincerely,

-bootlick

I sayeth unto you: if he wants to, so shall it be.

Glice · 04.21.2007, 07:14 AM

Dear Pookie,

My face is sore. Should I look at more things and less stuff, or more stuff and less things?

Sincerely,

Terry O'Rierden.

Pookie · 04.21.2007, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

Dear Pookie,

My face is sore. Should I look at more things and less stuff, or more stuff and less things?

Sincerely,

Terry O'Rierden.

You should stuff more things.

04.21.2007, 07:33 AM

Pookie,

Is Glice racist? He uses the word race a lot + he only seems to eat white bread when granary has been offered to him.

Yours

Condoleeza Petronilla

Congo

Pookie · 04.21.2007, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Pookie,

Is Glice racist? He uses the word race a lot + he only seems to eat white bread when granary has been offered to him.

Yours

Condoleeza Petronilla

Congo

This is his favourite film:

You be the judge.

04.21.2007, 07:51 AM

Pookie,

I played Royal Trux to my flatmates and they don't seem to listen to anything else. What band should i introduce them next?

Jimmy 'Says' Hi

sonicl · 04.23.2007, 03:28 AM

Dear Pookie,

How did that Slapper Shetty get to snog Richard Gere, and all I got was some bloke down the niteclub and I can't even remember what he looked like I was so razzered. She ain't even a proper celebritty and all that, she ain't even had a book out like I has. It ain't rite, is it pookie?

Luv Jade Goody.

RdTv · 04.23.2007, 03:37 AM

Dear Pookie,

I have a problem. I actually think Julia Roberts is a good actress. My friends have threatened me with hospitalization time and time again, but my undying love for her thespianism will never die. I always hear people talk about her as if she was mediocre and unchanging in her roles. I think she is better than mortal but less than God.
Help me!

Sincerely,
Mary Jo Barjimanaugh
Firmington, Vermont

cuetzpalin · 04.23.2007, 06:41 AM

dear pookie,
i'm gonna graduate in a month. will i pass?
sincerely,
Mrs. Slacker

Pookie · 04.23.2007, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

Pookie,

I played Royal Trux to my flatmates and they don't seem to listen to anything else. What should i introduce them next?

Jimmy 'Says' Hi

Twisted Sister.

Pookie · 04.23.2007, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaded

Dear Pookie,

How did that Slapper Shetty get to snog Richard Gere, and all I got was some bloke down the niteclub and I can't even remember what he looked like I was so razzered. She ain't even a proper celebritty and all that, she ain't even had a book out like I has. It ain't rite, is it pookie?

Luv Jade Goody.

Don't worry about her, just be assured in the knowledge that you are a better person, a best selling author, and not, I repeat NOT, a pig-faced ignorant racist.

I hope that helps.

Pookie · 04.23.2007, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mary Jo

Dear Pookie,

I have a problem... I actually think I...am...better than...God.
Help me!

Sincerely,
Mary Jo Barjimanaugh
Firmington, Vermont

As is so often the case, I needed to read between the lines to get to the crux of your question.

A hard question for somebody like me who wavers between atheism and agnosticism. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.*

*Thanks to my good friend, Woodland Allensberg for inspiration.

Pookie · 04.23.2007, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs Slacker

dear pookie,
i'm gonna graduate in a month. will i pass?
sincerely,
Mrs. Slacker

If you're really a slacker, why do you care?

04.23.2007, 07:29 AM

Pookie,

Can you make it stop?

Thanks

Franz

04.11.2007, 06:54 PM	#361
the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	Dear Pookie What happened to SARS? No-one talks about it anymore, why is this so?
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04.21.2007, 07:05 AM	#364
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Pookie, Any lunch suggestions? Thanks Romolo Box
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04.21.2007, 07:33 AM	#370
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Pookie, Is Glice racist? He uses the word race a lot + he only seems to eat white bread when granary has been offered to him. Yours Condoleeza Petronilla Congo
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04.21.2007, 07:51 AM	#372
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Pookie, I played Royal Trux to my flatmates and they don't seem to listen to anything else. What band should i introduce them next? Jimmy 'Says' Hi
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04.23.2007, 03:28 AM	#373
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Dear Pookie, How did that Slapper Shetty get to snog Richard Gere, and all I got was some bloke down the niteclub and I can't even remember what he looked like I was so razzered. She ain't even a proper celebritty and all that, she ain't even had a book out like I has. It ain't rite, is it pookie? Luv Jade Goody.
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04.23.2007, 03:37 AM	#374
RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	Dear Pookie, I have a problem. I actually think Julia Roberts is a good actress. My friends have threatened me with hospitalization time and time again, but my undying love for her thespianism will never die. I always hear people talk about her as if she was mediocre and unchanging in her roles. I think she is better than mortal but less than God. Help me! Sincerely, Mary Jo Barjimanaugh Firmington, Vermont
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04.23.2007, 06:41 AM	#375
cuetzpalin the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Czech republic Posts: 997	dear pookie, i'm gonna graduate in a month. will i pass? sincerely, Mrs. Slacker __________________ Co-founder of uber-kool outsiders' club. member of Pookie's fan club
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04.23.2007, 07:29 AM	#380
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Pookie, Can you make it stop? Thanks Franz
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